Author's notes; The CGSJFFL were first introduced in the story 'outside the

lift'. The letters stand for Committee to get Sam and Jack to Finally Fall

in Love. It was founded soon after Daniel descended to co-ordinate and

strengthen efforts to get Sam and Jack to Finally Fall in Love. It's main

members are Daniel, Janet and Teal'c. However, other members of the base are

aware of it's existence, and sometime participate in the CGSFFL meetings and

activities. There are a thousand stories in the CGSFFL conspiracy, this is

just one of them.

Janet was hiding. She never hid, normally, had told Cassie many a time about how problems have to be faced up to, and so on, but today she was hiding. And not only she. Daniel and Teal'c were both stuffed into her tiny office with her, trying to keep as quiet as possible.

HE was out there.

The interviewer.

Janet was hurriedly stuffing medical records into the back of the filing cabinet.

"Daniel, hand me the virus one." She whispered.

"Which one, he's had so many?" he hissed back.

"The one where Sam jumped him!" Janet told him, then held her breath as she saw Emmett look towards her office. The glass was one way, theoretically he couldn't see in, but she was taking no chances. Daniel handed her the file and it went behind the cabinet.

"Perhaps you should also include the 'Hathor incident'" Teal'c remarked, flicking through the file in question, but before Janet had a chance to take it, Siler ran in, shoving Daniel up even further against the desk, and slammed the door.

"You have no idea what I've got." He gasped.

"Fatal disease?" Janet asked.

"Broken arm." Daniel guessed.

"Severe electrical burns." Teal'c added, but Daniel shook his head.

"No, he had that this morning. Even Siler couldn't get that twice in one day."

"On the contrary, he had mild staff weapon burns. It is entirely possible for Sgt Siler to have two different kinds of burns in one day."

"No, I think…"

"You're all wrong!" Siler somehow managed to shout and whisper at the same time. They turned towards him." Davis saw Brigman interviewing Major Carter…entirely by accident, of course"

"Of course" Janet and Daniel chorused

"I have no doubt his intentions were entirely honourable." Teal'c added.

"Damn right, big guy." Siler continued. "All for the good of the CGSJFFL. Anyway, he may have somehow managed to swap one of his tapes for the interviewers, and completely innocently given me the tape, and I might just have it in my hands right now…" Siler finished triumphantly, pulling the tape out from behind my back. "And Walter said we really REALLY want to see this."

He handed the tape out to Teal'c, who squeezed past Daniel to the computer on the desk.

"I don't know." Daniel mused. "I mean, this is a private interview, and none of us wanted to do this interview and wouldn't we be invading Sam's privacy? I mean really, this whole committee thing is an invasion of privacy, and now I think of it…."

He ground to a halt as Janet shoved a cup full of coffee in his hand, and guided it up to his mouth. He drank contentedly, then stepped back as Teal'c finally got the tape to play.

"Wow, she looks gorgeous." Daniel said as Sam's image came up.

"Yeah, she could blow me up anytime." Siler sighed.

"And frequently does." Teal'c replied, as Janet tried very hard not to giggle. The last thing she wanted was for Emmett to hear them and come bursting in. They concentrated on the tape.

Most of the first half was technical, Sam, explaining the winking lights, and so-on, and describing the gate as really cool, which made Janet laugh. But then Brigman asked THE question.

"How do you feel about Colonel O'Neill?". Daniel tightened his grip on his coffee cup. Janet held her breath. Siler crossed his arms as far as he could. Teal'c…no doubt did something stoic deep inside to keep his raging feelings in.

"Ah. He's an amazing man." Sam said, and continued to rave about Jack for quite a while. Janet felt a grin grow on her face, so big her cheeks began to ache, and Teal'c nodded in approval. Daniel took such a huge gulp of his coffee he choked on it, but managed to do it silently so no-one missed the next bit. Siler hit him on the back as Daniel choked, tears springing to his eyes, finally nodding his thanks.

Which was good. No-one wanted to miss the next bit. Sam had finally stopped talking about how amazing Jack was, and had a wistful look on her face as she looked upwards.

Brigman said 'You spend a lot of time together, outside of work?"

Sam managed to sidestep the implication gratefully, even when Brigman pushed a little more. She managed to say nothing that was in any way..revealing. But she began to blush. To look around, to shift, and fidget, just like Jack, Daniel thought. And finally, finally, she said

"Even if there was potential for something more - and I'm not saying

that there is - our military positions and the very nature of our job

wouldn't allow it."

Siler switched the tape off.

"Well?" he asked.

"Well, she didn't actually say anything." Daniel said. Janet shook her head.

"She didn't have to. Honestly Daniel, you speak 26 different languages, but you're totally dumb when it comes to body language."

"27, in fact." Daniel muttered, but nobody heard him.

"SamanthaCarter's posture and aspect were most expressive." Teal'c agreed.

"She looked gorgeous." Siler sighed. Janet glanced at him.

"Be sure to tell her that next time she asks you to 'hold this wire'" Janet snapped.

"Are you joking? She'd kill me…oh, right." Siler realised, and he turned to watch Brigman chasing Jack through the infirmary.

"So, considering how totally dumb I am at these things." Daniel said, glaring at Janet, who blithely ignored him, "we're saying, basically, that despite what she's actually saying in the video, what she really means is….?"

"She loves him" Janet said softly, her eyes glowing, happy for her friend.

"Indeed." Teal'c said, smiling down at Janet.

"But we knew that." Daniel said.

"No, we suspected, now we know." Janet said, but before she could explain, the door was flung open, and a voice bellowed

"What the hell are you all doing in here?"