Disclaimer: Unfortunately, someone else owns Jack, and the rest of Pirates of the Caribbean, and that someone is Mr. Walt Disney. *tear* Don't sue I have no money. You can have my socks, that is all I truly own… Can I trade my socks for PotC?!?!?!

Don't flame me, this is my first attempt at fan fic, so Jack's character might be a little off. I'll try to fix it sometime so this chapter may be renovated…be afraid…be very afraid…

Italicized words denote thoughts.

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Chapter 1- Savvy?

Jack took a deep breath and inhaled the salty air. It was so relaxing out on the open sea, especially when some scallywag wasn't after your hide. But, then again, I've been slapped and called a scallywag more than once. More than he needed to count. Fair's fair…especially when I deserve it…not that I ever really DO deserve it… Captain Jack chuckled to himself as his thoughts trailed off… When did all those lasses get such great aim? Or since when had his face become the prime place to relieve anger?

Jack tried to concentrate on the glittering waters ahead of him. He couldn't imagine being anywhere else but on his ship, his home. That's just what the ship was to the crew and it's eccentric captain. The sea had always been there for Jack, just as it always would be. Even with his ship, the sea, and his crew, there was still something Jack was missing. A woman. Jack had been looking for a companion, but Tortuga's whores could hardly count. Literally. They were all dumb as doorknobs. Jack just figured that he could never find a woman who shared such a passion of the sea as he did, or was feminine enough to still be considered a woman. Most pirate women didn't act like women, save for AnnaMaria, and even she was pretty close to the line. There's no woman out there for you, Jack! Stop dreaming!

The Black Pearl docked in Tortuga, at just about sunset. Gibbs and AnnaMaria had the unlucky fate of being closest to him when he decided who would stay aboard for the night. AnnaMaria will have me for this one. Ah, well, another woman mad. What else is new?

Jack walked off the docking platform and headed toward his favorite tavern. He softly hummed while every possible meaning of the phrase "pleasurable company" sprang to the front of his mind.

Since they had known each other for long years, Jack usually managed to get some free rum from the barkeep Wally, and ever since Jack was a lad, anyone who offered him free rum was pronounced King and Savior.

Jack ordered his usual, and attempted to find a seat. He glanced around his surroundings a few times before a cloaked someone lulling in a dark corner caught his attention. He was sitting in the corner farthest away from Jack. Figures! Well, at least the table's empty. He sauntered over to the corner, hips swaying exaggeratedly. When he got closer, he realized that the someone was not just a someone, but a girl someone. Perfect. I'll just turn on my 'Captain Sparrow' charms and she'll be mine in no time! A wry smile was beginning to form on his features as he now included the mystery lady in his definition of pleasurable. He made his presence known and introduced himself.

"Any room fer me, luv?" Jack almost couldn't speak as she looked up at him. She was breathtakingly beautiful, and a direct cause of the lifting up of her head was the movement of her cloak, even if ever-so-slightly. Jack reveled in the sight of her chest spilling over the top of her dark green dress, though the color wasn't the first thing to be noticed by the pirate. The young woman noticed Jack's stare and appropriately adjusted herself.

"Aww, did ye have to do that?" he said with his signature grin, "I was just beginning to enjoy meself."

"I can hardly say the same, Mr…" Jack watched her closely as she spoke, her very lip movements entrancing him. His pants suddenly felt quite uncomfortable.

Jack was at a loss for words. She was so entirely beautiful. She cleared her throat, apparently annoyed at his delay, and painfully naïve at what his body was experiencing at that very moment.

"Well, luv, be prepared, `cuz I be no other than the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow! No, 'mister' involved, if ye please."

"Captain Sparrow?" she stated, shooting him an evil glare. Oh shit, she's heard of me. Dammit, I knew this whole reputation thing would kick me in the ass someday!

"I've heard of you. You're the one all the whores talk about. Supposed to be the best. Just for your information, Mister Sparrow, I am NOT a whore, so don't assume anything is going to happen just because I let you sit with me."

Dammit again! No pleasurable company tonight. At least not from her, anyways. Hey wait a minute, did she say mister?… "Luv, it's captain, if ye please. And for YER information, I am the captain of th-" He was about to inform her he wasn't just a phenomenal lover, but he was an adept captain on the Black Pearl as well, but she didn't let him finish.

"Black Pearl. I know. Everyone knows. My father was on the Black Pearl, once. His name's Ox. His real name's something of a different matter. Have you heard of him?"

Jack had never heard of this man before. He usually knew all his pirates by their real name, no sense in foolin' around with stupid nicknames. Ox…O yea, Ox! He had left the ship just before the mutineering.

"Ol' Bob Syche? Yea, I knew him. Good man. He was one of the few men I trusted, that is, before the mutineering. I knew yer pops had nothing to do with it, and I would assume he didn't agree with it, seein' as that's the only explanation I got for him leavin' like he did. So ye're his daughter? What did ye say yer name was?"

"I never said what my name was." She coldly looked into Jack's eyes, searching for something she could trust. It had been so long since she had trusted someone.

"My name's Lilith. But you can call me Lily if you like."

Jack remained still for a moment; pondering over the information this young lady had just given him. Ol' Bob's daughter, eh? I do still owe him for savin' my life that one time in Singapore…"Ye got a place, Lily? Or do ye just keep to yourself in bars and taverns like these? 'Cuz I could really enjoy some pleasurable company right about now."

Lily got very irritated at this remark. What did he think she was? "I'm no whore, Captain, I had hoped you'd remember that." She got up and made to slap him and get the hell out of there, but Jack grabbed her hand before she could even connect with his oh-so-lovely face.

"None of that now, luv." Lily attempted to get away from Jack's grasp, but failed more miserably the harder she tried.

"Let go of me and get your filthy hands off me!" Lily struggled to no avail. Jack mocked pain when she insulted his hands.

"Are you implying I don't wash my hands? That hurts, luv." Jack glanced around the tavern and saw all he needed to see. Every pair of male eyes had latched onto this young lady's chest, and half of those men were more than willing to give up their seats to chase her down. Jack wrapped his arms around her waist and whispered into her ear.

"Take a look around, luv. All your screamin' has gotten the attention of more than one filthy scoundrel. Now, bein' the generous filthy scoundrel I am, I am more than willing to bring ye back on me ship, as a favor to you, o' course."

"How is a most likely raping generous?" she hissed back.

"Because for one, I won't be rapin' ye, ye're not my type, and two, I gotta have some way to pay back yer father for his loyalty, don't I? So we'll be headin' to me ship now, savvy?"

Lily looked at Jack, then at the men staring at her. It seemed she had no choice. Be raped by this pirate and at least be on a ship away from this god forsaken place, or be raped by the dozens of hungry-eyed men still staring at her. She hung her head in defeat and muttered, "Savvy."


Please Read and Review!! And don't make up your mind about this story just yet! This chapter sux and I know it but give it a chance *begs and pleads* Chapter 2 will be better I promise! *takes her Inflata-Jack to the beach* Inflata-Jacks for all!