Why did you do it, Ron?
Yes, Disney owns these characters, I'm just engaging in...secret borrowing.
Ring, Ring.
"Possible residence!"
Thank God, It's Ms. Dr. P. No black hole probe. Not yet.
"Hi Dr. P...Um, I've got a little problem. With Kim."
"Is it Drakken Ron?" She's concerned. God, she's going to be so disappointed, especially with the new addition to the family...which is my fault. Oh, Kim accepted, but I was the one that suggested it.
"I...well, I did something with her. And it..."
"Ronald." Her voice is sharp. "You didn't! We trusted you!" Then a pause, "Are you certain?"
"Yeah, I'd say the test came up positive." Now there's a smashing on the other side of the door. "I'm sorry Ms. Dr. P! Don't send me to a black hole."
"We're somewhat beyond that now, Ron." Her voice is angry, but concerned.
Now I can see the door starting to splinter. Kim's really angry. So are the others. I remember the way her eyes turned when we did it and then later, when she realized what I'd done to her, how I'd forever changed her life.
"Ronald. When you get away, come right home. We're going to have to discuss this."
I can't stop it any more, it wells up from my gut in that Bueno Nacho bathroom, hearing the howls from outside and the disappointment in Anne's voice- she told me, they'd all told me, but I had chosen to do it. To give into the temptation. And now I have to pay the price.
But...
But...
"I'm SORRY!" I wail into the phone, "I FORGOT TO SET MY CLOCK! I DIDN'T MEAN TO FEED HER AFTER MIDNIGHT!"
End.
