Theme for Coca-Cola®
Parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin
New lyrics written by Frank Candiloro.
I'm into super soft drinks
Don't give me no alcohol
Throw out that cheapo whiskey
That stuff's gonna kill us all.
This is a new sensation
Not like that Pepsi Lite
I've got a new addiction
I'm drinkin' it every night
This beverage has some caffeine
And will make you go insane
But once you've had a taste of it
You'll never be the same.
It will harden up your brain come on.
When you see me out
I'm drinkin' a Coca-cola
So why don't you come down
Drinkin' a Coca-cola
It's colour's a rich brown
And I think it's really polar.
It will wear you out.
Drinkin' a Coca-cola
I'm Drinkin' a Coca-cola
Don't touch that Fanta bottle
It's not the same as drinking Coke
Why don't you put down that chocolate milkshake
That stuff is gonna make you choke.
Don't ever drink the water
And don't order french champagne
Just stick with your best buddy
Or you'll be in for some pain
No it doesn't have cocaine
When you see me out
I'm drinkin' a Coca-cola
So why don't you come down
Drinkin' a Coca-cola
It's colour's a rich brown
And I think it's really polar.
It will wear you out.
Drinkin' a Coca-cola
I'm Drinkin' a Coca-cola
This beverage has some caffeine
And will make you go insane
But once you've had a taste of it
You'll never be the same.
It will harden up your brain come on.
When you see me out
I'm drinkin' a Coca-cola
So why don't you come down
Drinkin' a Coca-cola
It's colour's a rich brown
And I think it's really polar.
It will wear you out.
Drinkin' a Coca-cola
I'm Drinkin' a Coca-cola
