Theme for Coca-Cola®

Parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin

New lyrics written by Frank Candiloro.

I'm into super soft drinks

Don't give me no alcohol

Throw out that cheapo whiskey

That stuff's gonna kill us all.

This is a new sensation

Not like that Pepsi Lite

I've got a new addiction

I'm drinkin' it every night

This beverage has some caffeine

And will make you go insane

But once you've had a taste of it

You'll never be the same.

It will harden up your brain come on.

When you see me out

I'm drinkin' a Coca-cola

So why don't you come down

Drinkin' a Coca-cola

It's colour's a rich brown

And I think it's really polar.

It will wear you out.

Drinkin' a Coca-cola

I'm Drinkin' a Coca-cola

Don't touch that Fanta bottle

It's not the same as drinking Coke

Why don't you put down that chocolate milkshake

That stuff is gonna make you choke.

Don't ever drink the water

And don't order french champagne

Just stick with your best buddy

Or you'll be in for some pain

No it doesn't have cocaine

When you see me out

I'm drinkin' a Coca-cola

So why don't you come down

Drinkin' a Coca-cola

It's colour's a rich brown

And I think it's really polar.

It will wear you out.

Drinkin' a Coca-cola

I'm Drinkin' a Coca-cola

This beverage has some caffeine

And will make you go insane

But once you've had a taste of it

You'll never be the same.

It will harden up your brain come on.

When you see me out

I'm drinkin' a Coca-cola

So why don't you come down

Drinkin' a Coca-cola

It's colour's a rich brown

And I think it's really polar.

It will wear you out.

Drinkin' a Coca-cola

I'm Drinkin' a Coca-cola