---Fugakus POV---

"So… this is the girl that he used?" I asked, and The Third nodded

"Yes, he chose her to contain the beast" he said, and I looked at him

"May I hold her, Minato was a good friend of mine" I said, and he nodded

I picked her up, and her eyes opened, the same brilliant blue her father had, other than that though, she seemed to look like her mother

She reached outward towards my face, and I raised her up a bit

She put her hands on my cheeks and pushed them together before giggling at the face she had made, and I smiled

"Has anyone tried to… adopt her?" I asked, and the third looked at me with large eyes

"Excuse me?" he asked, and I looked at him

"Mikoto wanted a daughter… but I'm afraid I can't really give her one…" I said "I heard that Kushina was killed during the attack, and with Minatos soul inside of Shinigami, she won't have any parents, so I wish to adopt her"

He looked at me for a moment, and closed his eyes

"No-one has tried to adopt her, so you may adopt her if you want to" he said, and I nodded

"What did he name her?" I asked, and the third smiled

"Nayuki"

---thirteen years later, Nayukis POV---

"HAHA, CAN'T CATCH ME!" I screamed as I ran from a pair of chunin

"GET BACK HERE BRAT!"

"Let me think" I said, putting a finger to my lips "NOPE!"

I turned a corner and used the substitution technique to switch places with a small can from the alley on the opposite side of the street

"Hey, where did she go?" Chunin idiot number one asked Chunin idiot number two

"no clue, let's split up" Chunin idiot number two said, and they ran off in separate directions

I came out from the shadows of the alley and smirked

"Hello, Nee-chan" a voice said, and I 'eep'ed

"Aniki-san" I said, turning around to see Itachi "Want some pocky?"

He raised an eyebrow and I pulled out a storage scroll

"What's in that scroll?" Itachi asked, and I smiled

"A whole box of cherry pocky" I said, and his eyes widened as I opened it and got the box out "You can have the pocky if you let me get away"

"Deal!" he said, grabbing the box and munching on the pocky, and I ran off

"Nayuki…" a voice said, and I shivered

"O-Oh… Otousan …" I said, and Fugaku appeared in front of me

"Skipping school again?" he asked, and I lowered my head and grinned

"Maybe… but I'm practicing my stealth and evasion" I said and I quietly used the substitution technique to replace myself with a shadow clone

"Really, I would say you're done practicing" he said, and I watched as my clone giggled

"I don't think so" my clone said before disappearing in a cloud of smoke, and Fugaku turned red with anger

"NAYUKI NAMIKAZE UCHIHA, COME HERE THIS INSTANT!" He yelled into the sky, and I pumped some chakra into my legs as I ran off, remembering how I had learned the shadow clone jutsu

---Flashback---

"Tou-san… I can't use the clone jutsu, I just can't make my chakra small enough to pull it off" I said, and Fugaku smiled

"Well then, we'll just have to teach you a variant you can use won't we?" he said, and he made a handsign I haven't seen in the academy "Shadow Clone Jutsu!"

After a few puffs of smoke, I saw copies of him standing around

"Wow… You think I can do this one?" I asked, and he patted my head

"I'm sure of it, now go practice"

---Flashback end---

"I love my family" I whispered as I ran into another alley and towards the school, after all, they won't look for me there

"Nayu-chan?" a voice asked, and nearly ripped out my hair, how many people are going to call out at me from outside of my field of vision?

"Hi Sasuke..." I said, and he smirked

"I heard dad yell, what did you do?" Sasuke asked, and I rolled my eyes

"Silent Substitution with a shadow clone, and the clone popped before he noticed it was a shadow clone" I said, and his smirk became bigger

"Not bad, ready to head to class?" he asked, and I glared

"You wouldn't dare…" I said, and he closed his eyes and chuckled

"Seriously, if not for yourself, do it for me, the fangirls leave me alone when you're close" Sasuke said "Plus I'm sure you don't want dad to punish you for missing a whole DAY of school"

I sighed, he was right on both accounts

"Fine… but I'm going to take a nap and I expect you to protect me from erasers!" I said, and he laughed

"Sorry, can't do that" Sasuke said, and I growled

"Uke-ass" I mumbled, and he hit me over the head "OW!"

"Don't call me that" He said, and I smirked

"But think about it, all I did was mess with were the letters were" I said, and he stopped

"… I hate you…"

"I love you too Sasu-kun" I said, and he turned away and walked towards class

I followed him

---ten minutes later---

"alright, it's time for the graduation exam, please come into the examination room when we call your name" Iruka said after five minutes of oral review on what it means to be a ninja, I yawned, totally bored

After ten minutes, everyone but me and a few of Sasukes fangirl had gone in and passed

"Hey" An irritating voice said, and I turned my head to the side to see Sakura

"What now Sakura?" I asked "If you're going to lecture me about Sasuke again, just forget it"

"NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE BLONDE BITCH!" Sakura said, grabbing the collar to my red a-shirt "SASUKE IS MINE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, YOU'LL STOP BEING FRIENDLY WITH HIM!"

I became angry "Know what's good for me, and what the hell are you going to do Sakura, last I checked, I skip three fourths of each day and I still have higher scores in everything than you or anyone else that's a part of the Sasuke Fan Club" I said, grabbing her wrist "Here's my response to your bullshit Sakura, IF YOU TALK TO ME LIKE I'M SOME WEAK LITTLE WHORE LIKE YOU EVER AGAIN, I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND THROW YOUR ROTTEN CORPSE INTO THE ABURAME COMPOUND WHERE THE KIKAI BUGS WILL LAY THEIR EGGS IN YOUR UTERUS, SASUKE IS MY STEPBROTHER AND I'LL BE AS FRIENDLY TO HIM AS I WANT!"

"Nayuki Uchiha" Irukas voice said, and I let go of the now whimpering Sakura

I walked into the examination room, and Iruka, along with Mizuki, smiled

"I expect good stuff from you Nayuki, you're the top kunoichi of the year after all" Iruka said "First, substitution"

I nodded and substituted myself with one of the headbands on the desk and then substituted back to where I was using the same headband

"Alright, perfect, now do the transformation technique" Iruka said, and I nodded again

"Transform!" I yelled, turning into my stepmom and walking over to Iruka and pointing him to show him that my transformation was solid

"Better than I thought possible, now use the clone jutsu" Iruka said

"Is it ok if I use a variant of the clone jutsu, my chakra levels are too high to use the regular one" I said, and Iruka shrugged

"If you can, go ahead" he said, and I smirked

"MULTI SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!" I cried, filling the room with shadow clones

"O-o-ok then, you pass" Iruka said, and I dispelled all of my clones

"Awesome" I said, going over to grab a headband, but Iruka handed me a different one

"Here, the top students get a different headband from the others, Sasukes had a darker blue, you have a maroon one" Iruka said, and I nodded, taking the headband

"Thank you Iruka-sensei, Mizuki-sensei" I said, and they both nodded back

"Don't get yourself killed ok?" Mizuki said, and I laughed

"I won't" I said, walking out of the examination room and tying my headband around my forehead to keep my bangs out of my face "Perfect!"

"Hey, what are you doing with that!?" Ino yelled "I'm Top Kunoichi!"

"Ino… you suck, the only person in the entire room with less physical skill than you is Sakura and Shikamaru, same in everything else except the actual tests, in which Shikamaru is worse because he doesn't actually do anything on them, and Kibas just plain stupid" I explained "as for me, I have top marks in everything in the girls side, and all together, I tie with Sasuke-aniki"

Ino groaned and mumbled something about hating whiskered bitches, and I shrugged

"Maybe if you stopped stalking Sasuke-aniki you wouldn't suck so bad that the only thing you're good for is sucking dicks" I said before walking out of the room, and Sasuke was waiting for me

"Nice one, you told her off pretty well" Sasuke said, and I rolled my eyes

"Oh she had it coming, she probably sucked cocks just to pass into the graduating classes" I said "Same with Sakura and the rest of your fanclub, though I think Sakura can be saved from the obsession…"

---Hiruzens POV---

Anko was, literally, rolling on the floor laughing at Nayukis comments, while Fugaku was furious

"You... you taught her to speak like that!" Fugaku yelled, glaring at Anko, who was still laughing

"Kakashi, that's your team so far, Sasuke Uchiha and Nayuki Namikaze Uchiha" I said "if things go correctly, you'll also have Sakura Haruno"

"So I have a mini-Anko, and fangirl, and the prodigy of the year, why me though?" Kakashi asked, and I sighed

"You're the only one who won't try to assassinate Nayuki, she may be an adopted member of the Uchiha clan, but not many jonin see it that way, they see her as 'what will corrupt the great Uchiha clan'" I explained "Kurenai and Asuma don't see it like that, but they asked for specific teams"

"I' still asking you to let me work with Ibiki on those jonin" Fugaku said "She may not be my daughter by blood, but she's still my daughter, anyone who wants her dead OR in bed will have to answer to me and the rest of the Uchiha clan"

"Aw… does that include me?" Anko asked, and Fugaku glared at her

'If looks could kill, Anko would be vapor right now' I thought

"You will not be in the same bed as her… EVER!" Fugaku yelled, and Anko pouted

"But her blood is sooooo sweet" Anko whined "Sweetest blood I've ever had"

Everyone was quiet, waiting for Fugaku to jump at her and start pounding her, but he just sat back down

"If she started drinking peoples blood, I swear I'll show you what it's like to be tortured, interrogator" Fugaku said, and everyone calmed down

"Anyway, will you take this team Kakashi?" I asked, and he nodded

"Sure, I'll be their sensei if they pass my test" Kakashi said "But only if they pass it"

"Well then, dismissed" I said, and everyone left via Shunshin "Now let's see what else they're doing"

---Nayukis POV---

"Alright… so why are we walking through the forest?" I asked, and Sasuke looked at me before coming closer

"Sakura's following us, so at the moment, a spar" Sasuke whispered, and I nodded

"Sounds like fun" I said, and I got into the taijutsu stance my mother had left me, The Hurricane Feet style, while he got into the Intercepting Fist style "Stakes?"

"Loser buys lunch" Sasuke said, not many people would see that as a bad thing, but I have the appetite of an elephant shrew

"Alright, let's go!" I yelled, I said, starting with a Dragoons Kick, but Sasuke dodged the wind chakra bullet that was created by the kick

"Nice try Nayu-chan!" Sasuke said before throwing a punch at my back, I ducked and tried to trip him, but he jumped

I flipped over him and tried to kick the back of his head, this time he blocked it and went to the ground faster, allowing him to prepare for his next attack

He grabbed my arm and threw me, I decided to try something new, landed on my hands, pushed myself into the air and onto the side of a tree

"Take this!" I cried, kicking off the tree and bringing my foot down in an attempt to kick the top of his head with my heel

The attack connected, and his face slammed into the ground

"HA, I WIN!" I said, and he groaned before getting up

"There goes my wallet…" Sasuke said, and I smiled

"Oh its fine, I got to try out a new attack, so I won't hold it to you, we'll split the bill like always" I said, and he smiled

"Thanks" he said, and he smashed his lips to mine

I stood there wide-eyed, Sasuke, the unloving, was KISSING me, his stepsister!?

I pushed him away "What the heck Sasuke!?" I asked, and he looked away

"I... I'm sorry… it's just… I love you… I think…" Sasuke said, and I closed my hands together and put them in front of my face, kind of like how Hinata does when she talks to Kiba

'Fuck… how the hell did this happen… and why the hell do I feel all warm inside… oh hell, do I… love him too?'

"S…Sasu-kun…" I said, and he came back over to me and nuzzled my neck

"do you love me?" He asked, and I closed my eyes shut

"I… I don't know…" I whispered, and he nipped my collarbone, causing me to gasp

"How do you feel?" he asked, and I bit my lower lip

"Warm, but… queasy… like there are butterflies in my stomach, my bloods rushing to my head…" I gasped "Sasuke… I…"

"It's ok… I feel the same way… Nayu-chan"

"S… Sasu-kun" I breathed, and he lifted his face and kissed me again, this time I kissed back as I wrapped my arms around his neck

I felt Sakuras presence leave, and I mentally smiled, maybe now she would actually work at being a ninja

We separated, and I looked up at him, he was staring down at me

"She's gone, do you want to go any further?" Sasuke asked, and I shook my head

"No… let's head home and show off our headbands" I said, and he nodded

We ran towards the compound, not making a single comment, and we soon got home

I went to the our parents room, and I overheard them talking

"Are you sure Itachi… have they really gotten that much support?" Fugaku asked

"Yes… most of our clan except for a few civilian members are a part of this" Itachi said, and Sasuke began to listen harder as well

Fugaku sighed "I can't believe this… you must tell the Hokage before anything bad happens"

I heard a shunshin, and Mikoto sighed

"Is it really true?" she asked "Has this clan really fallen that far?"

Fugaku sighed "Yes… it's true, our clan council has been planning a coup against Konoha"

I put a hand over Sasukes mouth and my own at that instant

"It's alright Nayuki, Sasuke, I know you're out there listening to us" Fugaku said "Come on in, I'm sure you have questions"

I opened the door "You knew we were here... so this is just a joke right… RIGHT!?" I asked, and Mikoto looked down

"No dear… it's real… the rest of the Uchiha clan believes that we have no political power, and so they're trying to take over Konoha" Mikoto said, and Sasuke glared at Fugaku

"How long… how long were you going to wait before you told us!?" He demanded, and Fugaku looked up

"We weren't going to tell you until we were sure about it" Fugaku said, and I fell to my knees

"This is my fault, it's just like what the jonin senseis say, I'm corrupting everyone" I whispered, and Fugakus eyes became huge

"The Hokage told me that people were saying that, but how did you know?"

"I know everything Tou-san, I know about what they think of me, what they think I am, and what my real father turned me into" I said, tears falling "It's just like they said… I'm a monster…"

Slap!

I put my hand to my cheek and looked at Mikoto with wide eyes, she was crying

"Don't… ever… call yourself a monster… this isn't your fault, it's because the Sharingan has made this clan far too arrogant, if you hadn't become a part of our lives…" Mikoto said "We would have lead this rebellion, you're not corrupting anyone, you're saving us, SO DON'T YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF A MONSTER, DON'T SAY THAT THIS IS YOUR FAULT, IF IT'S ANYONES FAULT, IT'S OURS FOR LETTING THE CLAN COUNCIL HAVE SO MUCH POWER OVER THE REST OF THE CLAN!"

"Okaasan" I whispered, she pulled me into a hug and I cried, I couldn't help it

Itachi shunshined into the room "… maybe they should leave…" Itachi said

"Go on Nayuki, Sasuke" Mikoto said, and I nodded before leaving the room with Sasuke

We went to his room, and I began to cry again

Sasuke held me to his chest, rubbing the back of my head to comfort me as I cried

"It's ok Nayuki… everything's going to be ok" he whispered, and I shook my head

"No it won't be ok, they'll be forced to kill everyone" I said "how could this happen!"

"I don't know… but it doesn't matter, if they want to harm Konoha" Sasuke said, putting a finger to my chin and raising my face up to his "Then they're not our family, they're nothing more than worthless traitors"

He put his hands to my cheeks and used his thumbs to wipe my tears away before leaning down and kissing me, I returned the kiss

"Ahem…" a voice said, and we broke apart to see Fugaku, Itachi, and Mikoto staring at us, Mikoto was smiling, but Fugaku and Itachi had poker faces, as per usual

"Um… ya…" Sasuke studdered, and Mikoto laughed and picked me up

"HEY, PUT ME DOWN DAMN IT!" I squealed, and she glomped me like I was a teddy bear

"MY LITTLE GIRL'S GROWING UP!!!" She cried as she spun around on one foot, and I started to squirm

"PUT ME DOWN!!" I demanded, and she stopped and began to cry

"OH NOW YOU'VE GOT A BOYFRIEND, AND, AND, YOUR HEADBAND AND SOON YOU WON'T NEED ME ANYMOOOORRRRE!!!" She cried, and I deadpanned

"Put… me… DOWN!" I said again, and she started nuzzling the top of my head

"We'll just have to start spending what little time we have left together" She whispered before perking up "First on the list, SHOPPING!!"

"what!?" I screamed

"First we'll need to get Anko and Kurenai to come with us" Mikoto said, and I started squirming for dear life

"HELP ME THEY'LL TREAT ME LIKE A DOLL AND DRESS ME UP IN ALL SORTS OF GIRLY CLOTHES!!" I begged, and all three of them left the room "DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!"

---Sasukes POV---

"Now… Sasuke… just because you're my son, Nayuki is still my stepdaughter and by god if you hurt her you're in for one hell of a punishment" Father said, and Itachi looked at him

"Tsukuyomi?" Itachi asked, and father nodded

"That, and a trip to Ibiki" he said, and Itachi flinched

"Damn… that's cold" Itachi said, and I gulped

"W-Who's Ibiki?" I asked, and father grinned evilly

"Only the head of interrogation himself" father said, and I gulped

And I thought mother was protective of her

"I-I-I w-w-w-won't hurt her" I said, and he nodded

"Good, now we should hide, we all know how pissed Nayuki is going to be when she gets back from that shopping trip

We all shivered, last time she came back from a forced shopping trip she had nearly leveled the house as she pounded the three of us with that taijutsu style of hers

"I say we hide in the cellar" Itachi said "and take out all the light bulbs down there while we're at it"

"Good plan" I said, and father nodded

"The Cellar it is"

---Nayukis POV---

"Ready Nayu-chan?" Anko asked, and I flipped her off

"I hate all of you, and I hate shopping!" I said, and Kurenai put a hand on my head

"Don't worry, it's just a few outfits" Kurenai said, and I swatted her hand off of my head

"More like a few thousand…" I mumbled, and they all laughed as the pushed me into Hell On Earth

A.K.A. a random clothing store

"So, how are we going to do this?" Mikoto asked, and Anko bit her thumb

"I summon a snake to hold her and we all go out and pick out a few outfits" Anko said, and I paled when they all nodded "SUMMONING JUTSU!"

A large green snake appeared and looked at where we were and then looked at me "I feel sorry for you"

"Does that mean you'll let me go?" I asked, and he wrapped around me

"Nope" he said "But you have my pity"

I groaned as the three women ran off to collect outfits, Mikoto got back first

"Alright, let's head to the dressing rooms" she said and the snake got off of me

"Fine… let's go…" I said, and the snake disappeared

We walked over to the dressing rooms and she gave me a black, sleeveless, backless dress, which I held up by pinching it

"… what the hell is this?" I asked, and Mikoto smiled

"A dress for formal dinners" she said, and I sighed and went into the dressing room

"Damn bunch of girly freaks" I mumbled as I put the dress on and came out

Anko had a couple copies of her outfit, albeit smaller and in different color schemes, while Kurenai only had three outfits, one of them was a combination of Ankos style and her own

All three of them squealed

"It looks great, all she'd have to do is flatten her hair and she'd be the hottest girl in Konoha" Anko said, and I growled

"This is the last time I ever go shopping for outfits like this" I said, and Anko handed me one of her choices

It was a smaller form of her outfit, but instead of a trench coat, it had a black leather coat that was only just long enough to cover my chest, but had full-length sleeves

"… Mom… are you sure I'm allowed to wear something like this?" I asked, and she looked at it for a moment before nodding

"Yep, after all, you've got to look good" she said, and I groaned

"Fine…"

After fifteen more outfits, I picked the first one Anko had given me, along with the dress my mother had gotten, as well as a couple of Kurenais choices

"There, we got a few outfits, GOODBYE!" I yelled, grabbing the clothes and paying for them before using the substitution technique to get out of there "GOT TO GET HOME!!"

I made a mad dash for the Uchiha compound

When I got home, I slammed the door behind me and put all my clothes away… except for what Ankos choice

After all, what better way to get payback than in clothes that stun

---Sasukes POV---

We've been in the cellar for three hours, this is the moment of truth, we heard her slam the door, and I nearly jumped

We heard her go through every room in search for us, and then the door to the cellar opened

She tried the lights; but Itachi had taken care of them all

"So… no light bulbs… I guess they must be in here" she said, and I paled

We hadn't thought of that

"Come out come out where ever you are..." she said in a terrifying voice

She was getting closer, I could tell from the sound of her footsteps

3…

2…

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Itachi yelled as he ran out of the cellar, and Nayuki glared at him, her chakra levels flaring so high that her hair was floating demonically

"GET BACK HERE!!!!" She screamed, charging at the door

When she got there, I was able to see what she was wearing, and had to pinch my nose to stop the nosebleed that I knew was coming from propelling me into the wall behind me

"Sasuke… Itachi is part of ANBU, he said that she was headed in your direction and was going about to cave anyway, so he decided to save you" my father said, and I felt a tear going down my eye

"That masochistic bastard" I said "I'm going to miss him"

"DON'T HURT MEEEEE!!!!!" we heard Itachi yell before he came into the cellar through the ceiling

"OH MY GOD!!!" Fugaku yelled as I ran out of the cellar

"I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!" I yelled as I ran into my room, which was completely destroyed, and hid behind my overturned bed

I covered my ears as screams of pain came from the cellar

The screams stopped, and I stayed hidden, hoping that she wouldn't come into my room

It was a simple, yet always overlooked plan, when you go to a place often, hid there, those who are searching for you will think that you've hiding somewhere less obvious, and you'll survive the night

I felt the air become denser with chakra, and began to pray, I knew what she was about to do

"MULTI SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!!!!!!!" I heard her scream, and the screams began again, this time I could hear her attacks connecting with the bodies of my father and brother

"ALRIGHT GIRLS, LET'S FIND THE LAST ONE!" she screamed, and I began to pray for my life as I rocked back and forth whimpering

"Sasuuuuu-kuuun, oh Saaaaasuuuu-kuuuun, where are youuuu?" I heard one of her clones whisper as the clone opened my door slowly, I knew not to attack it, the memories would go to her, and all of the clones would charge straight into the room

I stopped whimpering, knowing she'd use the sound to find me

"Come out and play Sasu-kun, I promise it'll be a lot a fun" she said "First I'm going to break every single one of your bones, then I'm going to take you to the real me, and then well… you know the rest"

My eyes widened, just what had they forced her to wear!?

"THERE YOU ARE!!" the clone said, jumping over the bed

"STAY BACK!" I yelled, throwing a kunai at the clone and jumping out the window

"GET HIM!!!!" I heard the clones scream as they poured out of the house and charged at me, I started to run faster than ever thought possible

Then one of them used substitution with my kunai pouch and tackled me, making sure that my arms were separated so that I wouldn't use the escape jutsu

"… Are you the real one?" I asked, and she gave me an evil smirk

"Yep, that way you won't stab me until the clones get here" She said, and I smiled

"Oh, ok, I wouldn't want to get you angry by doing what I'm about to do to one of your clones" I said, and I kissed her, hoping to dear god that it would calm her down

"Awww…" she sighed, and I mentally smiled

She put a hand on my cheek, and the hand began to go down

Until it reached and grabbed my neck

"Worth a shot Sasu-kun"

My eyes became huge, I was screwed

I closed my eyes and waited for the pain

I was NOT disappointed

---two hours later, Nayukis POV---

"What do you have to say for yourself?" Mikoto asked, and I turned to the three humanoid lumps that were lying on the ground

"Sorry guys…"

"Come on, let's get you three healed up" Mikoto said, using a healing jutsu that, according to her, every ninja should know

"Well, I'm headed to bed, goodnight!" I said, and I ran off to bed

At least they were reminded that if Mikoto wanted to force me to go shopping and I asked for help, to help me

---The Next Day---

"Nayu-chan… wake up" a voice said

"Mmm, I don't wanna" I mumbled, and I felt someone pick me up bridal style "Hey what gives!?"

"Team assignments are today" Sasuke said, and I got out of his arms and pushed him out of the room

"OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT, I NEED TO CHANGE!" I screamed before running to the dresser

"Let's see, there's the Anko Style outfit, and then there's these" I said, and I grabbed the Anko Style outfit "I'll just wear this"

I changed and ran straight to the kitchen, grabbed a stick of Dango, and left for the academy

"Wait up!" Sasuke yelled, and I stopped

"Why Sasu-kun, you're just as fast as me" I said, and he glared

"As much as I hate to admit it, no I'm not, you're the fast one, I'm the hard hitter… unless you're pissed, when you're pissed, you're both" Sasuke admitted, and I grinned

"Damn right I am!" I said, and we walked to what would be our last time at the academy

"Hey…" Sasuke started "Who do you think will be on our team, I mean, it's the dead last, the Kunoichi of the year, and the rookie of the year, so that means it'll be you, me, and an idiot, so who do you think our idiot will be?"

"Sakura… it would be Shikamaru but they need him for the Ino-Shika-Cho group"

"Damn…" Sasuke said "Well, at least she might not bother me because I have you"

"Aww you're so sweet" I said sarcastically "You know, if you want… I don't mind sharing"

He blushed, turned away, and began to wipe his nose, causing me to laugh

"Who were you thinking of?" I asked, and he glared at me

"Well, it wasn't Sakura if that's what you think" Sasuke said

"I know that already" I said "But who was it?"

"Not… telling" he said, grabbing a riceball and taking a bite out of it

I mock gasped "if you're that embarrassed… could you be thinking of okaasan!?" I joked, and he began to choke

"N-No, I was thinking of you and that purple haired chick that visits you all the time, you too act so similar I saw the two of you cuddling and naked" Sasuke admitted, I and stared at him for a moment before laughing

"You, you mean Anko!?" I asked "So you're into younger girls and older girls"

"Shut up!" Sasuke yelled, and I opened the door to our class

"Oh I'm just teasing you, I have every right to tease you" I said, and I looked at the class

Ino and there rest of the Sasuke fangirls were glaring at me, Sakura looked like a mess, and the rest of the class looked normal

"What?" I asked, and Ino got up

"YOU SLUT, YOU TOOK SASUKE-KUN" Ino screamed "HE'S YOUR BROTHER FOR PETE SAKE!"

I glared at her "Um, he's my stepbrother, and I'm not the slut in this class, I checked your grades, along with the grades of the rest of the Sasuke Fan club, and none of them were good enough to get into this class" I said, and a few of the fangirls paled "So tell me, whose dicks did you all suck on to get into this class?"

Ino looked absolutely livid, and I smirked

"Besides, why would he want to be with weaklings like you, when The Top Kunoichi of the Year, is available?" I asked, and they all started shooting weak killing intents at me, so I responded

With 'Its' killing intent

The result, all the fangirls fainted in fear

"… You've GOT to show me how to do that" Sasuke said, and I shrugged

"I don't know how I do it, I just do" I said "Same thing with my solid transformations"

"Damn" Sasuke mumbled, and I giggled

"All the more reason for you to hang onto me, Sasu-kun" I said, and he sighed

"Good point" Sasuke said, and he sat down next to a window

I looked over at Kiba, who was drooling at me, and I growled

"I'm not eye candy Kiba" I said, and he straightened up because, like my family, he knew the kind of pain I could inflict firsthand

I went over to Sasuke and sat down next to him

"So… Sasu-kun, where should we go for lunch?" I whispered, and he started to breathe a little harder, as if trying to calm himself

"It's a surprise, but you'll like it" Sasuke said, and my eyes became wide as I grinned

"Oooh, sounds… nice..." I breathed, and he started to breathe even harder, so I decided to go a bit farther "Sa-su-kun"

He turned deep red and a trickle of blood was coming from his nose, time for the last step

I got up and wrapped my arms around his neck, pressing my chest to his back "I love you"

WHAM!

Sasuke, who had lost consciousness at that, was now staining the desk with a nosebleed

I giggled "He is sooo the bitch of our relationship" I said to Hinata, who was blushing a fluorescent red at this point

I felt a pair of arms wrap around me and 'eeped' "Am I?" Sasuke asked, and I smirked

"Yep" I said, brushing against his crotch and moaning

WHAM!
WHAM!
WHAM!
SPLIRT, WHAM!
WHAM!
WHAM!

"Oh I am so good" I said, looking at the damage I had caused

Sasuke was out cold, so were Shikamaru and Chouji, Kiba had been propelled into the wall by a nosebleed, which knocked him out, Hinata had fallen backwards in her chair after fainting, and Shino was extremely red and out cold

In other words, the whole class was unconscious

I sat back down, knowing my work was done

Iruka poofed into the room, looked around, and glared at me

"Must you do that to them?" Iruka asked, and I gave him a fox-like grin

"Yep, it's soooo much fun!" I said, and he sweatdropped

"Just wake them up" Iruka said, and I sent a small shock to everyone, waking them up

"What the, what happened?" Ino asked

"Oh, I knocked Sasuke out, and when he woke up I knocked him out with a technique that knocked everyone else out too" I said "Cause I'm just that good looking"

"YOU BITCH!" Ino screamed, getting up and grabbing a kunai "I'LL KILL YOU!"

She jumped down towards me, I grabbed her arm and kicked her knee, causing it to bend in the WRONG direction before grabbing her hair and her kunai

I pulled her up using her hair and put the kunai to her throat "What you just did is a crime punishable by death Ino, you attempted to kill a fellow leaf ninja" I explained "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just slit your throat and let your blood stain the desk in front of you?"

She paled and began to panic, and I rolled my eyes and pressed the kunai to her throat

"Zip it!" I said, and she shut up "I'll let you off the hook this time, but if this happens again, I'll literally tear your heart out and shove it down your throat before slitting your jugular vein"

I dropped her and Iruka did a basic medical jutsu to fix her knee

"Anyway, team assignments are…" Iruka started, but I just dozed off

After about a minute, he came to my name

"Team Seven will be Nayuki Namikaze Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno, your teacher will be Kakashi Hatake"

Sasuke and I both smashed our faces into the desk and groaned

"Something wrong?" Sakura asked, and I turned my head to look at her

"Yes, Kakashi is a known pervert, not to mention he's three hours later for EVERYTHING" I said, and Sasuke nodded

"It's true, even when we were five he would read Icha Icha in front of us" Sasuke said "He also never shows his face, his left eye is covered by his headband, and from the bridge of his nose down is covered in a mask"

Sakura nodded and went back to moping, I knew why she was

She 'loved' Sasuke, and now she had no chance at getting him

She needs a hobby

"Anyway I hope you all do great out there" Iruka said, and he disappeared in a poof

"Sooooo… who's up for Shogi?"

Boom, click clack

I looked over at Shikamaru to see a Shogi set completely ready, and smirked

"Alright mister High IQ, let's play" I said, and I sat across from him and made the first move

After a few minutes, his team's sensei came in, and we put away the game

"I was winning" Shikamaru whispered, and I smirked

"I would have had you in one move" I said, and I took the board and showed him what my next move was going to be, and he looked at me with wide eyes

"… I should have seen that…" Shikamaru said "It's such an obvious move"

"All of my previous moves were as odd as possible so you wouldn't notice obvious ones" I said "I know how to play with the mind; it's not hard to do"

He looked at me in shock for a bit, and then nodded before leaving

A few hours later, everyone had been picked up except for us

"I knew he was going to be late, and it's still pissing me off" I said, and Sasuke backed away

"J-Just don't kill him ok?" Sasuke said before hiding behind a desk, which was probably a good idea right now

---Kakashis POV---

I was late… I knew I was late… so what

It's not like Mikoto was being serious… right?

---Flashback---

"Kakashi… for your own sake… I hope you're on time tomorrow" Mikoto said, and I raised an eyebrow

"Why?" I asked "other than the obvious reasons"

"Well… Nayuki hates shopping and I forced her to go on a shopping trip, when she got home" Mikoto said, and Itachi stood up

"I ran off to save Sasuke from her wrath, and was kicked through three floors and smashed headfirst into the concrete flooring of our cellar" Itachi stated, and he shuddered "She then jumped down through the holes and placed a chakra enhanced kick into my… nether regions… before pounding the crap out of me and Tou-san"

Itachi looked like he was about to cry from the memories and I raised an eyebrow, she had caused an ANBU to crack, I looked at Fugaku, who nodded

"Afterwards she summoned enough chakra to take you, Kakashi, from negative chakra all the way to refilled about four hundred times and made as many shadow clones as possible to continue the beating, not to mention every single punch was chakra enhanced…" Fugaku said "She then had her clones search for Sasuke, and in the middle of his share of the beating, Mikoto interrupted her, so she's still a bit… angry… if you're late… you just might lose your life"

Mikoto nodded, and I sighed

---Flashback over---

'They must be lying; a little girl can't cause an ANBU to crack…' I thought as I turned from the memorial stone

"DIE YOU FUCKING LATE PIECE OF SHIT!!!!" thousands of Nayukis screamed, each of them seemingly glowing

… wait… don't clones glow just before they explode?

---Nayukis POV---

BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

"Got him" I said "he was at the memorial stone"

"… Don't you think a few thousand exploding clones might kill him?" Sasuke asked, and I shook my head

"He's a JONIN; he'll live… maybe…" I said, and Kakashi appeared at the classroom door, looking rather burnt

"… My first impression of you three is… well… the blonde one is scary… the other two… you're weak looking, meet me at the roof…" a well done Kakashi said before disappearing with an 'ow'

I shrugged and we walked up to the roof, where Kakashi was putting ointment the uncovered part of his face

"Alright… let's start by introducing ourselves" Kakashi said

"Why don't you start, to show us what you mean" Sakura said

"Me?" Kakashi said "Welll, my name is Kakashi Hatake, my likes and dislikes… you don't need to know about that… my dream… haven't really thought about it, as for my hobbies… I have lots of hobbies"

Sakura sweatdropped and Kakashi pointed at me

"Scary blonde, you're first"

"My name is Nayuki Namikaze Uchiha, my likes are Sasu-kun, Anko-sensei, my foster family, dango, soup, and messing with people's heads, I dislike people who can't tell the difference between a scroll and the weapon sealed in it, rapists, fanboys, and fangirls" I said "My hobbies include Shogi, hanging out with Anko, training, and gardening, my dream is to become Hokage and bring honor to the Uchiha Clan"

Kakashi looked at me with a wide eye "You know Anko?"

I smiled "Yep, we hang out a lot, who the hell do you think picked out this outfit, my stepmother?" I asked, and he shrugged

"Good point, moping candyfloss, your turn" Kakashi said, pointing at Sakura

"MY name is Sakura Haruno, I like… I dislike Ino-pig, my hobbies… reading… my dream…" She said, looking at Sasuke at every pause, and Kakashi sighed

"You, pale kid, your turn" Kakashi said, pointing at a now fuming Sasuke

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I like Nayu-chan and my family, I dislike fangirls and those who think that Nayu-chan is a monster, she's only a 'monster' when she's angry" Sasuke said, and I threw a rock at him "My hobbies are training and learning new techniques, my dream is to surpass my brother and, like Nayu-chan, bring honor to the Uchiha Clan"

Kakashi nodded "Well, tomorrow we'll be doing survival training" He said, and Sakura looked at him funny

"But we did that in the academy" Sakura said, and I rolled my eyes

"Sakura, it never hurts to train a bit more, plus it's probably the 66.66% of failure test to make sure we're actually capable of becoming genin" I explained, and Kakashi raised an eyebrow

"You know about that?" he asked, and I nodded

"Of course, my foster family is a family of ninja after all" I explained, and he nodded

"Again, good point, oh, and I suggest you don't eat breakfast, you might throw up during the test" Kakashi said, and I got up

"Thanks for the suggestion Kakashi-san" I said, and he made an eye-smile "Oh, and you'd better hope to every god in the heavens that we pass, otherwise Anko-nee will be VERY angry at you for failing me"

His eye-smile went away at that comment and got up "well, see you three tomorrow" he said before using shunshin to leave us on the roof

"Who's Anko?" Sakura asked, and I grinned

"Only one of Konohas top interrogators" I said "She's VERY good at torturing people, so if Kakashi makes her mad… well… Kakashis probably going to be missing a few parts"

Sakura paled a bit, and I looked at the sky

"You know… have you ever wondered what makes me as strong as I am?" I asked "at first, I couldn't figure it out, and then I got hurt... it was a stab wound on my hand, it regenerated faster than it should have, much faster"

"So?" Sakura asked, and I looked at her

"When you workout, you basically tear at your muscles, pull them apart" I explained "and when they heal, they're stronger than before… I heal at a nearly inhuman speed, so I feel the effects of my training… faster, and become stronger quicker than anyone else"

"So… you have a Kekkei Genkai?" Sakura asked, and my grin became bigger

"A few actually, none of them except for my enhanced healing factor have activated" I said, and she looked down

"Oh…"

I facepalmed "Sakura, why do you like Sasuke exactly?" I asked

"He's from a powerful clan" Sakura said, and I bopped her on the head

"You shouldn't like people for their heritage, like them for who they are" I said "anyway, the reason I'm still here is because Anko-nee told me that the point behind our test would be teamwork, no matter what he says, we have to act as a team"

"Ok, I can do that" Sasuke said, and Sakura nodded

"Now, let's go train for a bit so we know each other's skills and weaknesses" I said, and Sasuke nodded before running towards the training ground, and Sakura ran after him

I gave them five seconds before running off after them

Soon we were at the Uchiha training grounds, and I stretched out a bit

"Alright, let's start by telling each other our taijutsu styles and what they're good for" I said "then we'll have a three way Taijutsu-only spar"

"Alright, I use the Intercepting Fist, the Uchiha main Taijutsu style, it's build to intercept and counter attacks" Sasuke said, and Sakura looked down

"I only know the academy taijutsu, it's build to simply make it so that you have a chance against bandits…" Sakura admitted

"I have basic knowledge of the Intercepting Fist, but my main style is the Hurricane feet style, which was the main style of my biological mothers clan, The Uzumaki," I said "it's an acrobatic style built to dodge and counter with kicks, though there are a few fist attacks, it also requires the use of wind chakra to use it at maximum efficiency"

We all got into our taijutsu stances and began to fight

Sasuke attacked me, but I did a cartwheel to dodge and bring my feet into his chin, throwing him back a few feet, and Sakura tried to get me from behind, but my feet came down and smashed into the top of her head, slamming her down and putting me her back

"Sorry Sakura, but it's probably best if you don't attack me from behind" I said, and I jumped off her back

Sasuke tried to hit me while I was in midair, but I flipped and kicked his fist down while using my other foot to kick his shoulder, allowing me to jump off of him, causing him to fall backwards while I landed on my hands

Sakura came from the side and tried to hit me, but I leaped off my hands and into my feet, dodging her attack, and did a sweeping kick, which connected with her back, before backhanding her face, flipping her over my leg

Sasuke charged at me, hitting my stomach and sweeping his foot at my feet in an attempt to knock me down, but I jumped over him, kicking the back of his head with my heel and kicking his back with my other heel, using my hands to catch myself before I hit the ground

"Damn it… you win alright!" Sasuke said, and Sakura nodded while rubbing her cheek

"Aww you're no fun" I said smirking "Anyway, let's start talking jutsus now"

"Alright, I know the academy jutsus, the fireball jutsu, and the phoenix flower jutsu" Sasuke said, and Sakura looked down again

"Just the academy jutsus…" She said, and I sighed

"I have the academy jutsus except for the clone jutsu, but to replace it I have the Shadow Clone Jutsu, as well as Wind Style: Slicing Gale and Wind Style: Gale Shield"

"Alright, so do we have a plan?" Sasuke asked, and I shook my head

"Anko didn't tell me what the test itself was, only what the goal is" I said, and he nodded

"Alright, so what are our responsibilities in the team?" Sakura asked, and I pointed at him

"Long Range Assault for you, your jutsus have the best range" I said, then I pointed at Sakura "for now, you're long range support, use the clone jutsu and your weapons to attack and distract until you learn some genjutsus, then you can use those"

"And you?" Sakura asked, and I smiled

"Close Range Assault, I heal the quickest and my jutsus are best used at a close range, not to mention I won the Taijutsu spar, showing that I'm currently the best at hand-to-hand combat" I explained, and she nodded

"Sounds good" Sasuke said "So what now?"

"Well, we can go check on the other teams to see who will pass" I said, and Sasuke nodded

"Alright, let's go" Sakura said, and we walked around

Teams 1-6, 9, 11, and 12 were all stuck-up and gloating how they would pass, and I smirked

"They're all going to fail…" I said, and Sasuke barked out a laugh

"You're probably right" Sasuke said, and we found Team 8

"Hey, how you doing?" I asked, and Kiba glared at Sasuke

"We're doing great, and we'll pass that test tomorrow, our teams setup is perfect, Shino for long range, Hinata for close range, and me for main assault" Kiba gloated, but he had a point

"So you three are going to work as a team?" Sakura asked, and Kiba nodded

"Of course, we're all friends, so we'll work together to help each other pass, no matter what happens" Kiba said, and Shino nodded

"Cool, well, hope you three pass" I said

"Likewise" Shino said, and they walked off

"Yep… they'll pass" I said before turning around

To see Ino running towards Sasuke

"SASUKE!!" Ino screamed before glomping him from behind, and I hit her off of him

"Get off my boyfriend Purple Piggy" I said, and Ino glared at me

"Screw you, Sasuke's mine" she said, and I kicked her in the face

"I believe that when his tongue entered my mouth last night, he became mine" I said, and Sasuke turned towards me

"No, you're mine, I'm the top dog in this relationship" Sasuke said, and I smiled seductively at him

"Oh really?" I said, grabbing onto his shoulders and wrapping my legs around his waist "Is that so?"

He grabbed my waist to make sure I didn't fall, and I began to rub against his crotch

"Are you really the top dog Sasu-kun?" I asked as seductively as possible, and he blushed and got a slight nosebleed "Cause… if so… that means I'm your sex toy"

I jumped off him as he shot backwards from a nosebleed, and I looked over at Ino

"I believe that every time you've tried that he puked on the floor, so I believe that I win" I said, and she looked like she was about to explode

"YOU BITCH!" Ino screamed, and she tried to attack me, but I just kicked her stomach

"Be happy I'm not wearing my metal cleated shoes right now, otherwise you'd be in a lot more pain" I said, and she fell over clutching her stomach

"Ino!" Shikamaru said, and he went over to her "Are you alright?"

"She'll be fine, but she needs to learn that Sasuke is MY boyfriend, not hers, so she should just try being friends, not being a slut that grabs onto him hoping she can bed him" I said, and Sasuke got up "You ok?"

"I'm fine, just… don't do that" Sasuke said, and I mock pouted

"But I like making you hard" I said, and he blushed

"S-Shut up" Sasuke said turning away, and I laughed before hooking my arm around his

"So… what's for lunch?" I asked, and he smiled

"It's a surprise, close your eyes" He said, and I nearly squealed when he put his hand on mine and began to lead me away

After a few minutes, we stopped

"Open your eyes" He whispered, and I did

we were standing in front of Fenikkusu Teppanyaki

I just stood there gawking before squealing and glomping Sasuke

"YOU REMEMBERED MY FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT!!!" I screamed, and then I looked him in the eyes "You're so getting a treat when we get home"

He began to blush as I pulled him into the restaurant

"Hello, do you have a reservation?" a waiter asked, and Sasuke walked over

"Yes, Sasuke Uchiha, table for two" Sasuke said, and the waiter nodded

"This way Mister Uchiha" the waiter said, and we walked over to a teppan with a counter for plates to be placed on, and the waiter grabbed his knifes and spun them around a few times

"So, what will I be making for you today?" The waiter said, and I grinned

---One hour later---

"Oh that was great, that was the best Dango I've ever had!" I exclaimed as we came into the house

"I'll admit, that guy knew how to cook and put on a show while doing it" Sasuke said smiling, and we walked over to his room

He walked in and I followed, confusing him

"Uh… what are you doing?" He asked, and I pushed him onto his futon

"This" I said, getting on top of him and smashing my lips to his

---Hokages Office, Third Hokages POV---

I stared as Nayuki kissed Sasuke with everything she had, and that, apparently, was a lot… using my crystal ball

"My god… this is better than Icha Icha… and they're not even fucking yet…" Kakashi whispered, and Mikoto started crying

"MY LITTLE… LITTLE GIRL'S GROWING UP AND… AND SHE WON'T N… NEED HER MOMMY SOOOON" She cried, sniveling at every pause

Fugaku just stared… unable to comprehend what was unfolding

"Do I have to watch this or can I just go home and ruin the moment like my job requires me?" Itachi asked, adding the last part under his breath, and I waved him off

"I'm getting too old for the shit…" I said, grabbing my pipe and lighting it

---Sasukes POV---

Damn she could KISS, I felt myself getting hard just from her tongue, which was in my mouth at this point

"HEY SASUKE HAVE YOU SEEN MY ANBU MASK, I SEARCHED THE HOUSE AND CAN'T FIND IT!!!" Itachi yelled, and Nayuki pulled away

Itachi came into the room and began searching everywhere for like a minute before leaving, and Nayuki just stayed there straddled on my crotch

"… Well… I'm going to get some water" Nayuki said, leaving the room, soon after she left Itachi poked his head in and pulled his ANBU mask out his shirt

"Dumbass" He said before heading into his room, and I nearly roared in anger

Until Nayuki came back into the room and straddled me again

Her hair was matted down with water, her coat was missing, and her fishnet undershirt was soaked

"What, I said I was getting some water" she said before kissing me again, only this time she was rubbing herself against my crotch

Suddenly Before I Forget by Slipknot was blaring from Itachis room, and Nayukis eyes became demonic

"THAT'S IT!" she screamed before stomping towards Itachis room, she came back in

"I'll get him later tonight, he has a genjutsu up, see you tonight"

---Later that night---

BAM!

"Nayuki… WAIT NO DON'T DO THAT!!!" BANG, CRASH! "AH COME ON IT COST ME THE COLLETIVE PAYMENTS FROM TEN S-RANK MISSIONS TO BUY THAT STEREO, NO, NO, DON'T!" WHAM, BAM, SMACK, SHATTER, BOOM!

Nayuki came back into the room a bit loosened, and I looked at her

"What did you do?" I asked, and she smirked evilly

"Oh, I just his stereo and hit it over his dresser before throwing it on the ground, and then I hit him with the broken stereo across the face, then I punched him in the stomach, slapped a explosive note onto his cheek so hard he flew through a window, and then the note exploded on his face, launching him into the Hokage Tower"

I sweatdropped and she took out the bands that held her hair up before straddling and kissing me again

Itachi didn't interrupt us a third time