It was a regular day in Konoha, or as regular as it can get when you're in the Hidden Leaf Village. Sasuke and Sakura were eating lunch quietly in the park when all of a sudden Sakura yelled, " Sasuke I'm THREE MONTHS PREGNANT!!!!!!!!" As you can imagine Sasuke was very... thrilled. As in screaming and hollering,
" HELL YA I'M GONNA BE A DAD!!!!!", twirling Sakura around and scaring the living shit out of the Konoha residents as he took his girlfriend home for some long needed loving. Once they got home they tore at each others clothes. Once they were naked, he touched her carefully. Sakura, feeling and looking down seeing this, made her laugh and say,
" Sasuke, I'm pregnant, not made of glass."
"Oh..." He blushed. In all the time they'd been dating and making love he'd never once blushed.
" Sasuke-kun, you were blushing."
" Was not."
" Was to."
" Was not."
" Was to." To end this pointless argument, Sasuke moved his hand to a very sensitive spot near her inner thigh, which had her squealing.
Recey: That... sucked...
Sara: Read it, like it, love it, review. Don't like, don't read it, don't review. REVIEW!
Recey: ... She's bipolar
Sara: AM NOT-hits Recey in the back of the head with the chair- I'M SO SORRY-cries-
Recey: -rubs back of head- See, bipolar -stars walking away-
Sara: -pulls out chainsaw- Oh Recey come back...-evil laugh-
Recey: -breaks out into a lightning fast run-
Sara: -chasing Recey- REVIEW! NO FLAMES ALLOWED
