Chapter 1 - "How many times do I have to tell you? NO!"

Rating-PG-13

Disclaimer- I don't own any of these characters nor do I claim them (although I wich the million dollar idea was mine). The WB and the writers who created them own them.

Warnings- If you don't like the pairing of Jess and Rory then you can forget about reading this cuz' it's all about them. Language content may appear a bit harsh later on in the chapters.

Discription- Rory goes to Luke's go grab breakfast with her mom, Lorelai she runs into Jess and things happen. But there's one issue...Dean! ************************************************ Dear PPL, okay, here goes please R&R this becuz it's my first Gilmore Girls fic. go easy on me! Please and thank u! Luv ya!

Ciao, Nikki ************************************************

Chapter 1

"How many times do I have to tell you? NO!"

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Rory Gilmore stood in the middle of Stars Hollow waiting to cross the street and head to Luke's. She was supposed to meet her mom, Lorelai, there for coffee and pancakes. Finally, she crossed the street with her back-pack on her back and her sunglasses in her hand. She opened the door to Luke's and walked in. She sat down at a table and waited for her mother. She's late again, Rory thought as she spotted Jess taking an order from an old white haired guy who just happened to be Taylor the town freak. Jess finished with taking the order from the town "freak" and he casually walked over to Rory. "What can I get you?" Jess said sarcastically. "I'll have 2 orders of pancakes and 2 large coffees and by the way, have you seen my mom?" Rory replied. "No, I haven't but I think Luke has," Jess said teasing her. He and she both knew they had the hots for each other. "Hmm, very funny could you hurry up with those pancakes or i'll tell Luke his service has slowed down," Rory said. "Oh okay but will you go out with me?" Jess asked leaving the table in a flash. Rory slammed her fist to the table. How many times has he asked me out? Twenty maybe thirty! Heh? I don't really know I lost track way back there on highway 80. I hope he was just kidding.Hmm, finally Taylor leaves Rory thought as Taylor got up and left the Coffee shop/diner. The noise of coffee cups hitting the table broke her thoughts. "Your coffee, your pancakes, and your mom," Jess said pointing to the plates and her mom coming into the door. "MOM!" Rory said happily standing up and hugging her mom. "Hey, honey," her mom said back. "Your late, sit down before I have to rush off to Chilton," Rory said pointing to the chair at her left. "Hmm, yeah I know just had to stop and say hi to Taylor," Lorelai said with a cheesy grin. "Mom, you didn't I warned you. Next time you do that you'll wake up the next morning with your mouth sewed shut. Wouldn't be to pleasant now would it?" Rory asked in a solemn voice. She smirked at her mom then she finished off her last bite of pancake. Her mom looked at her and gave her an evil look. "Gotta fly," Rory said grabbing her backpack off the back of her chair. "No, save me from this evil world and SKIP SCHOOL," her mom said pleading with her. "NO! I can't I have that student council meeting with Paris," Roary said. "Yeah the wicked witch of the west. Go on, go on if you must," Lorelai said dramatically. "Oh come on," Rory said as she left Luke's and headed out into the street.

She walked over to Miss Patty's to see if Lane was anywhere in sight. She waited for about half a second but instead of Lane she got Jess. "Well if it isn't Little Miss Perfect," Jess said as he approached her. "Jess, what do you want other that to make me wanna slap you?" Rory asked raising her eyebrows. "Oh nothing it's just the sight of making the town's people mad for my own pleasure. That makes me happy!" Jess said. "Oh please," Rory said turning to walk away. "Do you really believe i'm that shallow?" he asked her. "Hmm...well, yeah I really do," she said with her back still turned towards him. "Oh come you can't posible mean that. Can you?!?!" he asked thinking she might really mean that. "No I really don't. I was just saying that for the my own excitement to see how you would react. How's that?" she asked turning around to face him. "Perfect. Not only are you like all the people here but your worse. Wait a minute you can't possibly be worse that Taylor," Jess said tapping the back of his head and pretending to think. "You can't possibly think i'm going to be the first person in this tiny town to actually feel sorry for you, now do you?" she asked eyebrows still raised. "Well, no, actually I don't think so. But you will be the first to fall in love with me. Because you already like me," Jess said pointing out the obvious. "Jess, you know what? I'm done with this, goodbye," Roary said turning around to leave for the second time. "Wait a minute! No you're not leaving until you answer on question for me," Jess said grabbing her shoulder and turning her around. "And what's that?" she asked fluttering her eyelashes. "Will you go on a date with me?" Jess asked. "How many times do I have to tell you? NO!" Roary said about to walk away. She was pulled back by Jess again. "Why not?!?! I demand to know why not?" Jess asked in a singsong voice. "Because of this right here," Rory said walking into Taylor's store and kissing Dean. "So this is how things work around here in this run-down place these ho-bos call a town?" Jess asked himself under breath as he left the door to Taylor's store.

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