My Parody!!! (Yeah!!!!)

Hello, hello all!! I'm here, no need to fear. Well, at the end of this, I'm going to say that I don't own the movies/books/whatever I use for this. Because as it is now, I don't know what I'm going to write about it. All that I know is that I don't own the HP characters I use, except my Theresa Rothoerd (not only my pen name, but my character!!) Let the insanity begin!!!! (yeah!!!)

We meet our characters at Hogwarts, they are, of course, in their little group (they are our men - James, Sirius, Remus and Peter.)

Anonymous voice from above: I am here to take you away, you are going to come with me.

Sirius: (looks down at his sandwich, then looks up, with the others) Who is that?

With a whoosh (yes, a whoosh), our men are catapulted into a foresty area, it is more like a swamp though (second thought).

James: Ok, where are we?

Sirius: (still looking at his sandwich, then drops it) I don't think we want to know. I think we've been attacked by another Fan Fiction writer.

Buzzer goes off in the background.

Remus: What are you going to do to us? (cowers slightly)

Anomus (oh forget this, it's me): I'm going to do something that I've seen so many other great Fan Fiction writer before me do, I'm going to put you in a parody of HP (hooray!!).

James: (still looks like a deer in front of headlights) What?

Sirius: (still staring at his sandwich, which is now in the mud) She's going to do something to us.

Me: Well, the thing is, I'm going to put you through an adventure, an adventure of my own making.

Collective shutter in the group.

Sirius: (glances toward a tree and hears a twig break) What in the world is that?

Me: Ummm, well . . . .

Remus, James and Peter all clutter together. Sirius goes over to investigate

Sirius: Oh My God! You're kidding right?

Writer smiles.

Peter: Umm, Miss Writer-Person, who is that?

Remus: And do we want to know?

Sirius grabs the person by the collar and drags them out of the bushes, it's Severus Snape.

Sirius: You're kidding.

Me: (smiles) No, I'm not. I love you all, well, most of you.

James, Sirius, Severus, Remus, and Peter: Who?

Me: (smiles) Can't tell!

(all roll eyes)

Me: I'm going to put you all through an adventure, and you can't (reading Sirius's mind) kill each other without me saying so.

All sigh, unhappily.

Me: Ok, I've got some really good ideas, so go with me, because you all have talents that will help you through these situations. All of your talents will be used: James, your trouble-making abilities . . . (James's smiles, Sirius slaps his back) Remus, your cunning-ness (Remus smiles) Severus, your sly-ness, (Severus smiles, everyone else scowls) and Peter . . .

Sirius: What about me? I have no talents?? (looks kinda worried)

Me: Sirius, you're just too funny, and cute (blushes)

Sirius (does a really cute dance, but then again, I'm bias, then he high fives James, then Remus, then Peter, then just when he's about to high give Severus, he stops completely) Oh yeah!!

Me: Anyway, Peter, your . . . ummm, ability to survive the boyz. (the Boyz nod)

(A/N : The Boyz are James, Sirius and Remus.)

Me: So, we can start?

James: Wait, (he takes a step forward.) you aren't going to hurt us, are you?

Me: Well, James, you have to have a kid, that I write about in another Fan Fiction, Remus can't die, because he's in the same Fan Fiction, Sirius can't die, because my main character is in love with you (Theresa Rothoerd, my pen name as well, and a character that is helping me with this Fan Fiction) and the same character is in love with you, Severus. And Peter, well you have to do something else in the future too . . .

Peter: Like what?

Me: Well, then again, this is my Fan Fiction, it can have a few plot problems, hee hee.

Peter: (Very paranoid) ok . . . .

Me: (anyway, smiles very meanly) Let's begin!!

The scene changes again, we are now in a castle (not Hogwarts . . .)

OK: I know that my chapters are going to be short, please don't yell (hides under desk with keyboard). In case you didn't catch it the first time, I don't own anyone in this story except Theresa Rothoerd, the name and the character, and some other people who are going to enter along the way. If you don't like it, send me flames, I don't care, I'll just send them back (lol, j/k) ENJOY THE REST OF THE CHAPTERS!!