This lovely story was written by the brilliant Neiklot, shriekinpain as Camalan,and Butterflyangel852 as Cleon.(Dum blonde)

Camalan: hi i like pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie ipie pie pie pie pie piepppppppppppppiiiiiiiiiiieee pie pie pie pie

Nieklot: OOOHHH SHUT UP! IDIOT!

Camalan: Never. you will never cease me evil laugh

Nieklot: Okaaaay on with the story

By: Nieklot, shreikinpain, butterflyangel852

This starts off with 3 Girls in the library.

Neiklot:Apple pie is the best pie in Pig Pimples

Camalan:You mean in Hogwarts and Pumpkin pie is way better than your

We now interupt the story for Camalan uses to many colorful words not apporpret for young children.

Thank you that is all. (:

Harry comes:Guys something horrible just happened.

Neik and Cam: What

Cleon: Did timmy got trapped in a well again DONT WORRY TIMMY I'LL SAVE YOU!

Cleo runs off

Harry:No it's worse!

Neik and Cam: What could be worse!

Harry: Let me get to it idiots!

Neik:Oh no he didn't

Cam: I think he did!

Harry: Shut the crap up gosh dangit!

Cleon:Timmy is not trapped in a well you retarded Potter!

Harry: look who is talking!

Cleon:Who is talking? I don't get it.

Harry:Retard!

Neik: So Harry what is wrong.

Harry: I forgot

Hermione: What are you idiots doing.

Cleon: Don't worry Timmy isn't trapped in a well.

Hermione:Who's Timmy.

Cleon: A boy trapped in a well.

Hermione:A boy's trapped in a well we better go save him.

Cleon:And people think I'm an idiot! LOL!

This was the first chapter thank you. We thank you yes.