Shakaku: Hello, this is just a funny spoof on Yu-Gi-Oh. Hope you enjoy. Now my love, say the disclaimer.

Mokuba: *dully* Shakaku-chan doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

Shakaku: ^_________________________________^ Oh! Whoever solves the riddle at the bottom first can be in the next chapter!

//Yami to Hikari//

/Hikari to Yami/

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Seto, Mokuba, Serenity, Joey, Mai, Tristan, Tea, Yugi, and Yami (don't ask how) are sitting down watching television

TV: We interrupt the useless crap you were watching before to give you this important announcement: THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN 8 DAYS! Yes, that's right. The sun was knocked out of orbit and will collide into earth in exactly seven days. Now, please enjoy the useless crap you were watching before.

*Everyone blinks*

All: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Yugi: If the world is going to end in seven days, I'm going to get drunk and get in a bar fight. BYE! ^_______^

*Yugi walks out the door*

Yami: I'll be in Yugi's puzzle in case something happens.

Mokuba: I'm also going to get drunk, hire a hooker, and get laid before I die.

Seto: TO HELL WITH THAT! I'M GOING TO DO THAT!

*Runs into the kitchen to get the beer, only to knock himself out with the refrigerator door *

Seto: X__X

Mokuba: Hey thanks Seto. *grabs the beer out of the fridge*

*Ryou suddenly crashes through the front window*

Ryou: Bloody HELL!

Tea: Ryou are you okay? I should help you because I'm your friend *goes on ranting*

Bakura: *Climbs through the window carrying an uzi* Thanks for volunteering to make sure it was safe Ryou. But it's not just yet.

*Shoots Tea with the uzi until she's in 157 different pieces on the floor*

Bakura: All clear!

*Duke, (Yami) Malik, and Marik climb in*

Marik: Did you hear the news?

Mai: Yeah, the worlds gonna end.

Malik: NOOOOOOO! I must take it over before it is destroyed!

*Marik knocks Malik unconscious with his rod*

(A/N it's for you to decide which rod)

Malik: X_X

Duke: *drool is coming out from the side of his mouth* Serenity.

Serenity: -____________-U

Tristan: Back off my kool-aid motherfucker!

(A/N don't own Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back either)

Duke: I will show my undivided love to Serenity by building a statue of her beauty completely made out of deodorant!

*Turns around to see a 20-ft tall stick of deodorant and chisel waiting for him*

(A/N ahhhh, the powers of the authoress!)

*Duke begins carving*

Mai: Since the world is going to end, I will dump Joey and kiss my one true love!

Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SAVE ME!!!!!!!

Mokuba: *slurring, he's drunk after all* Wa fum Oey?

Joey: THE SQUIRRELS!!!! THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME!!!

Mai: Uhhhh, Joey? Did you hear what I said? I dumped you?

Marik: *knocks Joey unconscious with his rod*

(A/N still hafta figure it out)

~Let's take a look at Yugi shall we?~

*Yugi walks out of a bar extremely pissed*

/Why won't any of these bars serve me?/

//let me try//

*Yami takes over Yugi's body and walks into the next bar*

Yami: One Budwiser please.

Bartender: Sorry kid, you're to young.

Yami: *mind crushes the bartender*

Bartender: 3 Budwisers, right? It's on the house.

//There you go aibou//

*Yugi takes over*

/Thanks Yami/

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Will Yugi get in a bar fight? Who is Mai's true love? Will the squirrels eat Joey? Why did Ryou get only one line? Find out next time on: AHHHH! THE WORLD'S GONNA END!

Riddle: I have holes, but I still hold water. What am I?

Shakaku: Easy I know, but oh well!