"Are you serious?" Yumi shrieked. Her voice actually broke Anko's vase. "You got us a real gig?"

"For the last time!" I shouted. "Yes! It's a charity concert at Hokage Tower. Three bands are playing and each band gets a two-hour set."

"Hey, Yumi?" Sakura asked. "Didn't you say you boyfriend is in a band, too?"

"Yeah." Yumi replied with a shrug. "But I already know that he's playing in the concert. It's on Saturday."

"Seriously?" Karin screamed. "But that's only two days away!"

"So we stick with songs we know." I stated. "For instance, we could have Karin sing Courage, Ino sing Stand In The Rain, me sing Girl Put You Record On, Temari sing Sunday Morning After, Hinata can sing Unbeautiful, and for obvious reasons Yumiko and Sakura will cover the rest."

"And why are you making all of us sing?" Ino asked. "I mean, not that I mind 'cause I love to sing, but normally just Saki and Yumi sing."

"Exactly." I replied. "And Tsunade's probably gonna kill us for making plans without her."

"Forget death." Yumi responded with a snort. "She'll freaking slaughter us and feed us to one of my brothers snakes!"

"You know what's funny?" I asked. "We've known you for eight years and none of us have ever met either of you brothers."

"Be glad you haven't." Yumi muttered, flicking her hair out of her eye. "They're the biggest assholes I've ever met. But you'll meet Ducky on Saturday, I guess. He's part of Gaara's band."

"Really? I thought you'd never met Gaara's band."

Yumi shrugged.

"I lied. I know the entire band. And I only like two of them. Naruto and Gaara. Of the others, ones a sexist pig, ones obsessed with sex, one is an ice cube, one is my brother, and one slept the entire time I was there."

"Oh, so he has Shikamaru in his band." Ino said.

"I think that was his name. There was also a Kiba, a Suigetsu, my brother, Sasuke, and some Neji guy who looked like a girl."

"Please say you didn't tell him that to his face." Hinata begged.

"Of course I did! Besides, why do you care?"

"Because your probably talking about her asshole cousin." Karin quipped.

"Well, you two do have the same eyes..." Yumi trailed off. "Anyhoo, we should get to practising."

"Alright." Temari said, getting up and wiping her hand on her pants. "But first, who are we putting in charge of outfits?"

"Yumi." everyone (minus Yumi) voted.

"Oh, joy."

Day of the concert... (SAKURA'S POV...)

"Guys. GUYS!" Yumi screamed. The short, black-haired girl was running up to us, already dressed and dragging a group of boys behind her.

"Yumi, dear," Anko chided. "How many times must I tell you that it's against the law to kidnap people when there are so many witnesses around?"

"It's only kidnapping if they don't come willingly." Yumi replied, smirking.

"And only two of us came willingly." a tall red haired man replied.

"I know. But you and Naruto love me and the others are not important."

"Glad to know that you think of your older brother as unimportant." one of the boys muttered. I looked at him. He looked a lot like Yumi, only his hair looked like a chicken's ass.

"You are unimportant, you asshole." Yumi snapped. "And don't call yourself my brother. As far as I'm concerned, you and Itachi are nothing but strangers."

"That's cold." a silver haired boy muttered, snickering. Yumi reached back and punched him.

"I swear to god,' she said calmly. "If you don't stop being an ass, I'll kill you. I mean, you remember what I did to Sai, right?"

"That was you?" I exclaimed, jumping up. I saw the chicken-haired boy's jaw drop, most likely due to the fact that I did not have my tank-top on yet and was therefore walking around in my bra, shorts, and pink converse. "You told me you had nothing to do with that!"

"Yes, well, I'm an Uchiha. All we ever do is lie." Yumi cast and icy glance at her brother. "Isn't that right, Sasuke?"

"We never lied to you." Sasuke hissed in response.

"Yes you did!" Yumi shrieked. "For years I asked you if you knew what had happened to mother and father! Years! And every time you said you had no idea! Then I found out you knew what happened! Hell you even knew who killed them! But you and Itachi kept me out of the loop! And don't say something like that I was to young to understand! I'm barely a year younger than you!

"I was there, Sasuke! I found their bodies, broken and bloodied! I screamed for you until my voice was gone, but you never came! Never! You and Itachi never cared! I was nothing but a nuisance and the only time you payed attention was when I did something stupid! Then mom and dad died, and I thought that maybe you'd care. But you didn't. And you never will." Sasuke gaped at her.

"Can we talk about my daughters issues later?" Anko asked. "Ninja Star is playing next and only Yumi is fully dressed."

"Hey! Hinata's dressed, too!' Ino protested. She was wearing even less than me, only in her stiletto heels.

"Troublesome." someone muttered. I looked back at the boys. The one who had spoken had his hair in a ponytail that made his head look like a pineapple. "Our little Ino has grown up!"

"Shut your mouth, Nara." Ino ordered. "Before I shut it for you. Forever."

"Like you're capable of it." Pineapple replied with a snort.

"Obviously, you didn't read about my arrestin the paper."

"You were probably just caught drinking and driving."

"Nope. I was arrested for beating the living shit out of Yumi's ex-boyfriend."

"It's true. But I still don't know why I wasn't arrested for the attempted murder of Sai..." Yumi pondered this for a moment before shrugging. "Well, Sai never was that stupid."

"My little sister's a delinquent." Sasuke hung his head.

"No." Tenten said, coming out of her dressing room. She wore a blue cut off shirt that said pineapple with a pink tube-top underneath, banana-yellow skinny-jeans, and red combat boots. She also wore a black hat that said I 3 Haters! in white and red. "She's just evil. And pissed off at the world."

"Yeah. Truly evil." Now it was Karin's turn to step out. Her shirt barely covered her boobs and showed her whole stomach. She was also wearing skin-tight leather cargo pants and black, blue, and pink high-tops. "I mean, I know I have an awesome figure, but I need some real clothes. And how am I supposed to dance in this?"

"If you can dance in a knee length skin-tight skirt, you can dance in that." I told her, putting my top on and all the accessories Yumi had chosen for me.

"But Yumi get to dress like she normally does!" Karin whined.

"Stop voting me to chose the put fits and I won't be able to dress as I want." Yumi retorted. She was tucked under Gaara's arm and every-now-and-then Gaara would lean down and kiss her cheek or neck of anywhere else there was available skin.

"But the rest of us suck at choosing outfits." Ino complained, coming out of the bathroom. Her outfit was very matchy-matchy. Her shirt was a one shoulder

purple-thing and a short black, ripped skirt. Her shoes were the same colour as her shirt and her accessories were all purple, silver, or both. Her hat was the same as Tenten's, only a different colour.

"Coming from the fashion queen of Konoha High."

"The real fashion queen is you, my dear." Tsunade said. Yumi jumped, not noticing that our manager was right behind her. "No one else could choose such amazing outfits for us."

"Stop praising me." Yumi ordered. "I don't deserve it. I never have and I never will."

"You." Temari hissed, tearing the door to her dressing room off. She was a scary sight. Her outfit plus her dark makeup plus the fact that she was pissed off made everyone in the room cower. And she was pointing directly at Sasuke. "You made my baby sister like this! You. Must. Die."

"Temari, calm down." Hinata ordered. She was the only one of us who looked normal. "You can't go around killing people. We've already decided that that's Yumi's job. Ino's job is to be a loud mouth, Sakura's is her wicked stregnth, Tenten's is her weaponry, Karin's is her freaky ability to know where anything and everyone is, your's is your all-out scary-ness, and I act innocent and slaughter people in their sleep."

"Dear god." a Barbie-like boy muttered. "She's turning into Hanabi."

"I wish." Hinata retorted. "If I was, Father would have actually cared when he signed the to give up all of his rights as my father. But he didn't and, quite frankly, I glad. Because now I have a family full of people who give a shit."

"Uncle gave up his rights because your useless." Barbie said with a smirk.

"Hinata's the best pianist in our school." Tenten snapped. "You probably play the triangle. Just like when we were kids."

"Haha, loser!" the blonde boy shouted. "Kiba, can you believe that Neji used to play the triangle?"

"I wouldn't mind playing with the red-heads triangle." the silver haired boy murmured. Karin pulled a wooden spoon out of no-where and threw it at him.

"Really, Karin?" Yumi asked. "A wooden spoon was the best you could do? It's just Suigetsu, you could have thrown a knife at him!"

"Yeah, but that's Tenten's job."

"Your all very violent." Gaara observed., before kissing Yumi again. "But you guys have to go, you were just called."

"Shit!" she cried, unravelling herself and taking off, Karin not far behind. "Love you!"

"Well, girls." Temari said, turning to us and cracking her knuckles. "Why don't we show these homo's what real music is?"

"Temari, don't call people homo's." Anko ordered. "Just because I called that cop a homo when he pulled me over, doesn't mean you can call anyone that."

"JUST GO!" Tsunade snapped. "You girls were already called up and you need to show up the losers that were just up!"

"Geez, old lady!" Tenten exclaimed. "Calm down! We've had this planed out for a few days! We're going!"

The five of us took of down the hall. Behind me I could hear Sasuke asking Gaara how he got with Yumi and if the same tricks would work on me. I snorted.