A/N: If you get the game reference at the end and name it in your review, you'll get a one-shot request! Yaaay! XD But this was based off of many occurrences in my game where Kirby and Casey or Kirby and Damon would just be smushed together right in front of the bleachers...


Twas another bright and sunny morning at Bullworth Academy. School was
nearly out for summer, and peace fell upon all cliques and non-
cliques. After the Battle of Bullworth was settled, the school was
encased in a bubble of calm.

Kirby Olsen, a super duper football player, was just leaving the dorms
to go down to the football field for practice. He didn't have to worry
about getting there early, either. Mr. Burton was fired and replaced
by someone else. That someone else didn't even bother to show up at
the right time.

But he still managed to get to the field before a majority of the
other jocks. He noticed almost immediately that Luis and Juri were
sitting side by side on the ground together. They were curled up with
their knees to their chests and their shoulders were pretty much
smashing in to eachother's. Kirby stared for a minute until he heard
someone else behind him.

He watched as Bo and Casey trotted down the stairs and, just like Juri
and Luis, smushed themselves together.

Kirby narrowed his eyes in thought. Did he miss something? Was he not
paying attention in a meeting? Was he not invited to a meeting?

He bit his lip and moved over to Casey. The blonde looked him over
with a lopsided grin and nodded. Slowly, the shorter brunette took on
the same position of everyone else on the concrete. Which really
didn't make sense, since the bleachers were right behind them...

He didn't need to turn around to recognize Dan and Damon's voice. The
tallest of the two ran over to squish right into Kirby, the redhead
following right after. There was a long line of jocks sitting on the
cement instead of the bleachers at 8 in the morning while waiting for
football practice. How... how lovely and inspiring.

After about an hour of near suffocation and random conversations
(which include, but is not limited to;
Kirby's mom,
Dan's nerdy adventures,
Casey's issues involving backs and acne,
girls,
football,
more girls,
getting trapped in the girl's dorm,
how weird Bo's sneezes are,
what causes a sneeze,
Dan's nerdy adventures,
attacking the nerds,
Jimmy Hopkins,
gym fire,
Townies,
Greasers,
Dan's brother Thad,
Dan's nerdy adventures,
and much much more), Ted and Mandy arrived. Now, the looks on their
faces as they stopped mid-conversation were priceless, but the skirt
that Mandy stained with her urine from fear and hilarity all at the
same time was about $8.

But Ted didn't let it faze him for too long. He scooted in right next
to Dan and joined in on the conversations they were having.

The new coach never turned up, and the jocks stayed there so long that
there were butt prints perminantly lodged into the cement.

And that's how Kirby's story ends. He stayed too long attached to the
ground and died from a heat stroke. Maybe if he wore cooler clothing
and his dickish friends weren't so close to him, he would have known
what had happened on the humid night in June. As far as the rest of
the world is concerned, he's just another teenage boy with too many
things to talk to his BFF's about.