(Rocko in his room with a porn open on his lap and music blazing.)

Craigy: (Walks in holding a folder.) Rocko, could you turn that down for a minute?

Rocko: (Doesn't hear.)

Craigy: (Frowns, walks over to the stereo and turns it off.)

Rocko: (Looks up.) Hey! What happened to knocking? Am I the only one around here who listens to rules?

Craigy: Rocko, JCSCC just sent me this file on you.

Rocko: Who?

Craigy: Rocko, it says you didn't attend a single lecure or exam last year.

Rocko: That's wierd. I don't remember signing up for any classes. (Turns music back on, but Craigy responds and turns it off.) Craigy: There's something else Rocko. According to this you didn't even get into JCSCC last year.

Rocko: (Looking annoyed) Yeah, so?

Craigy: So technically you shouldn't have even been living here last year.

Rocko: So?

Craigy: And technically you shouldn't be living here this year either.

Rocko: So?

Craigy: (Cocks an eyebrow)

(Scene shifts to front of frat house where Rocko get booted out.)

Rocko: When the hell can I come back?

(A keg is tossed out of the top window and falls in front of Rocko)

Craigy: When you get a degree (Slams door shut)

Rocko: Yeah, like thats an option

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