China and Canada's exciting adventure.
One day Canada was walking along the street singing Justin Bieber because he's from Canada. China was also walking but wasn't looking where he was going so he bumped into Canada.
"WTF WAS THAT, ARU?" China looked up and saw the Canadian
"Oh, China, eh. Y-You can see me, eh?" Canada was surprised
"Of course, Aru!" Canada smiled, for China could see him "I CAN ALWAYS SEE YOU, ARU.." China started laughing like a maniac and had to stop because he started coughing really bad. I mean come on, the dude's like 4000 years old, or some shit!
"Ch-China, are you alright, eh?" As much as Canada was freaked out, he had to save China from dying.
"Shut up and get on the unicorn, aru." WTF? Where did that unicorn come from? Canada thought he must have been dreaming, but decided to get on the unicorn, lest China hurt him with his mad kung-foo skills. Wait, wasn't that Japan who had kung-foo training? Ah, whatever.
Canada got on the unicorn and immediately China took off, speeding down the rainbow that somehow managed to get in front of them. China started singing "It's called the road, it's called the rainbow road, aru!"
"Hahahaha! Are you feeling it Canada, Aru?" China took out his pony tail and let his long silky hair flow in the wind! Unfortunately, it got in Canada's mouth. Although, Canada had to admit, it tasted delicious... Sort of like.. Shampoo. Canada just had to taste more. He stuffed some more hair inside his mouth, savoring the dove shampoo taste.
"KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL, DA!"
"Hmmph?" Canada stopped stuffing his mouth and looked around. Wait, was that Russia? Covered in a poptart? And farting rainbows? What…?
"PRIVIET MATVEY AND YAO-YAO!" Russia flew/farted over to both of them and the unicorn and flew next to them. "I AM A KOTENOK, DA?"
Russia then commenced to make them become one with him and when they were both one, Russia left singing "Kol Kol Kol!".
"China, where are we going, eh?" Canada was kind of wondering where China was taking him..
"Shut up, aru, we're almost there aru." China's unicorn ran near a lakey rivery thing and stopped. Just then a giant group of flesh eating mermaids came out and tried to seduce them both, but they were like, "Ew, get away from me, eh/aru."
Then the mermaids were like "WTF, we're sexy, now let us kill you." So they lunged out of the water and one cut off China's long, beautiful hair.
"NO, ARUUUUUUUU! NOW I LOOK LIKE KOREA, ARU! WHYYY, ARU?" The mermaids left with China's hair deeming it worthy to be eaten, and Canada held China close.
"Shh, it's ok, eh." Just at that moment, America heard crying and ran over to help.
"FREEEEDDDDOOOOMMMMM! HEROOOOO! HAMBURGERRRRR!" He yelled as he beat up the mermaids and got China's hair back.
"Here you go China!" America handed China his hair back and he let it melt itself back into its original length.
"THANK YOU, ARU!" China hugged America and then America ran away because he was secretly Superman that had to meet with James Bond AKA England.
"So China, what do we do now, eh?" Canada said
"Well, we could have the sex, aru."China was bored and really wanted to have relations with the younger country.
"Ok, eh." Canada blushed a lot and China smiled and pounced on him.
Then they made the hot yaoiz sexy tiem until both of their butts hurt because they took turns. It was very hot and steamy and maybe a little kinky, but that was all Canada's idea. At one point, they actually had a threesome with Austria and he brought WAY more kink than necessary.
Afterwords, everyone had the biggest orgy since Pangaea and it was super gay because GAYYYYY!
THE FIN
