ok so one day in hte matsu house. oso, kara, choro, and totty were sitting at their table and shit. because the walls are thin as fuck, they could hear muffled screaming and grunting from the other room. the room that jyushi told them to stay out of. "hey what do you guys think juice and his girlfriend are doing" said fappy. "they're fucking" said titty the sinner. oso slam his hands on table and stood up. "what the fuck! how did jyushi get laid before us!" totty corrected him, saying "hes not the first to get laid." Oso replied, "shut up totty your gay."
then all of them realized that ichi wasnt with them. then they all screamed. (except titty because he has a sugar daddy) "what the fuck! why ichi and not us waht the FUCK!" oso flipped the fuck out. "ok guys im gonna fucking go into the room and kill juice and furry." "but jyushi told us not to go in the room" said choro the fapper. Osomatsu didnt give a shit. he opened the door.
ichimatsu was hanging from the ceiling like a pinata. Homerun and Jyushimatsu were there, swinging bats at Ichimatsu, while screaming 'MUSCLE MUSCLE HUSTLE HUSTLE.' ichimatsu was enjoying the pain. osomatsu closed the door. "what were they doing" said kara while looking very painful. oso ignored him and said "totty you fucking lied to me." totty laughed. to this day, this memory haunts osomatususuusu
