The Wackiest Challenge ever

Recently we all have noticed the trend of authors giving each other challenges so I also have decided to join this group of people . I personally wanted to write this story but time constraints have prevented me from doing so. So I am giving this challenge hoping someone else will do it for me . Here is the challenge :

We all know how jutsu crazy naruto is what if Jiraiya refused to teach him unless he acted in an Icha Icha movie . So naturally Naruto's love for jutsus overpowered his common sense . This story is based on the consequences of Naruto's decision which made him into a porn star . The set rules and stipulations for writing this challenge are :

1. No yaoi and if you absolutely must put yuri make it negligible . No offense to homosexuals but its just not my cup of tea.

2. This is a strictly Naruto centric story.

3. Any pairing is acceptable for Naruto though it should preferably be a harem .

Some ideas for writing this story:

When Naruto goes back to Konoha he has to face an enraged or overjoyed female populace and an awestruck male one .

Naruto performs so well by showcasing his acting skills that he gets signed up for more films by different directors .Or let us just say his performance in the sex scenes was so good that he gets offered more roles in other porn movies . Jiraiya again forces him to take up the offers . Mind you Jiraiya does not do this because he has a malicious or cruel nature . He just has a screwed up sense of good and bad . He finds nothing wrong in having sex with multiple women no strings attached .

Naruto's performance in the lemon scenes is so good that he catches the interest of multiple wealthy women . They offer Jiraiya exorbitant amounts of money of money for a night or several nights in his company . These women can be bored wives of daiyamos or spoilt princesses who always get what they want . Further plot can be added if these women get attached to Naruto or he manages to knock up a few of them. Jiraiya accepts these offers for above mentioned reasons and also a spy network needs massive funding so he can use the extra cash .

If you wish to put an incest pairing then suppose Kushina who abandoned Naruto at birth wants to scratch a certain itch and ends up sleeping with her son or a twin or elder sister of Naruto's masturbates daily to his movie and so on .( It is recommended that Naruto's appearance be drastically different than normal. )

If you wish to put crossover elements into this fic you are welcome to do so.

AN: You can make this story a crack fic , a semi serious fic or a serious fic . It can be of any genre you want . It is up to you whether you wish to put lemons into the story . I can completely understand if you are uncomfortable writing them .The reason why my rules and stipulations are so few and vague is that I do not wish to cramp your ingenuity . You truly can take this fic idea and make it into anything you wish . It is also fine if you totally ignore my ideas and make something else of this challenge entirely .

p.s. give me a PM or a review if you decide to write this story .