This is my first story. Just so you know, Xue is playing volleyball.
Thanks to Lightning Blade for the support. Also to other friends who are weird enough not to get FF account...
"Outside, outside, outside!"
"知道了!" (O.K.!)
I approached the net, left-right-left, and jumped—Suddenly, a meteor of unimaginable weight hit me and latched on.
"Argh! WTH?" I screamed as I futilely tried to remove the THING from my back.
"雪雪 [XueXue]...," the THING slurred, "Why are you soooo late? I was waiting for you..."
I glared at the THING, hoping to burn a hole through its annoying thick head. This Thing (also known as my best friend, 金希云 [Yun]) smiled sheepishly as he continued to cling on mercilessly.
PWACK. THUD. I stared at the THING that now lies on the ground, sprawled in all directions.
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"! WHAT THE HELL HIT ME?"
My teammates and I sweatdropped, wondering how anyone could have such a delayed reaction even after a tennis ball hit him in the back at an unreasonably fast speed.
Yun looked up tearfully at the looming figure behind me. "Stop harassing my sister," My twin brother growled menacingly. Then he pulled me towards him protectively. Squeals could be heard from my teammates all around the courts.
Fangirls…
I looked up at him gratefully as Yun whimpered in the corner.
"雪阿,咱们走吧." ("Let's go, Xue.)
My brother dragged me out of the gym along with my P.E. bag and his tennis bag. As we walked across the gym, my teammates (and coach) were still giggling about something that sounded like "twincest".
You see, my twin brother (older than me by 9 minutes), 李东俊 (Jun), is one of the "Flower Boys" of our university campus. The most famous of this unofficial group would be our Chinese Literature professor, Min Gui Wen. But since he is rumoured to be gay, most of his fangirls just settle for worshiping him. But my brother, on the other hand...is currently single and the target of 99.99% of the female beasts at our campus. To most girls, he is the "perfect prince charming". With his sharp features, fair skin and "electrifying" eyes (as his oh-so-in-love-with-him fans call them), who wouldn't fall for him? He is also the star of the tennis team and currently places first in his Business course. But what keeps the fangirls attached is his apathetic aura. Sure, he's polite and all, but he also gives off this "flirt-all-you-want-but-I-won't-care" vibe. Mostly, the fangirls get their daily dosage of "Junism" from one thing: Taipei University's Famous Twincest.
As you can see, my twin is very protective of me; if he finds out that a guy deemed unworthy by him shows interest in me, he will literally kill that person. So far, only one poor guy has experienced this traumatic experience and is dumb enough to keep provoking him: the idiot whimpering helplessly in the corner right now, my best friend Yun. Yun doesn't like me that way, just as a friend, but Jun just doesn't seem to understand his playful clingy-ness.
Oh. Seems like I've talked too much about him...Whoops. Readers, just to let you know, this is not an incest story. Jun isn't the love interest.
"Xue...Did you just break a fourth wall...?" Jun stopped to ask me.
*Sweatdrop* "Sorry..."
Interview:
Won: Hey. This is the first interview of this story.
Jun: You just needed an excuse to develop Xue's personality.
Won: H-H-HEY! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
Jun: PSSHT. Yeah right.
Won: ANYWAYS, let's get back to where we left off before I was rudely interrupted. Ahem. So, Xue-ah, can you tell us a little about yourself?
Jun: SEE! I TOLD YOU!
Won: SH-SHU-SHUT UP!
Xue: ...Wow...I'm the main character, yet this is the first time I've spoken...Let's see...I'm nice, sweet, beautiful, angelic...
Won: OKAY...Let me describe it...
Personality: Stubborn, Sarcastic...
Jun and Xue: Why are they all negative?
Won: Wow. In sync…
Jun: Don't mind that! Give her good qualities too!
Won: It's not necessarily negative…She can be sweet too.
Xue: Jie (Older Sister), I've—or should I say you've— made Jun sound too sister-comlexy; can I go back and change it?
Won: Duh no. (Wait! You can speak in semicolons?)
Xue: Hmph! I'll just say it here.
Readers: Jun isn't as extreme as that. He cares for me (Won: A LOT) but he has a life of his own too. (Jun: HEY!) See what I mean? He doesn't love me to death. So please, don't think of him as a no-life brother whose only goal in life is to protect his sister.
Won: OKAY…Moving on…Oh! The times up. Another group has schedule a filming here…Let's see…"Weekly Special: How To Make a Prince Doll"…Wut? Hm…Prince doll…I want one…Prince…meet him…Kenshin…sigh…
Jun: Since our author is off in her own world of Kenshin, Xue and I will do the disclaimers.
Xue: Won, no matter how wonderful she is (Jun: She paid you to say that right?), does not own ½ Prince or Gui. She does own Jun and I though. (Yun: DON'T FORGET ME!) Oh. He's here too? (Jun: Won hired him as the water boy remember?) Saa…Anyways, she owns Yun as well…
Jun: I don't want to be owned my HER. *points to author skipping in the flowery meadows with imaginary Kenshin*
Xue: Hehe…Until next time then! Thank you very much!
