"YOU!"
The man blinked in surprise as a blade passed though the space his neck had been before he had leaned back. The follow-up attack was quickly dodged with a side step, then found the blade lodged in the floor with his hand on the hilt. He turned to his attacker. "You greet everyone like this?"
His drawl was answered with venom. "You....you're supposed to be dead! I KILLED you! I blew out your chest!"
The man blinked again "Well I'll be, the brat is still alive and kicking. Next time make sure you dispose of the entire body. I have a habit of coming back from the worst situations."
The rest of the room was in shock. Sure, it wasn't too much of a shock that he was attacked, Kenpachi had been chomping at the bit to fight him, but he was standing just as shocked as the rest of them. The shock came from WHO attacked the man. Unohana Retsu. Unohana actually attacked someone out of pure anger, and then revealed that she actively wanted someone dead? Along with apparently that she had killed the man? Yamamoto gathered his wits, and just in time, it looked like Unohana was about to leap at her object of hate and claw him apart with her bare hands.
"Unohana-taicho!" Yamamoto bellowed, "You will stand down! Return to your place at once!"
She replied, "I will not. I will cease my attack.....for now....but I refuse to share a room with this....Thing. I shall be in my quarters." She sneered (which looked odd on her normally serene face) at the man, who raised a single eyebrow. With a furl of her jacket she picked up her sword and strode from the room, a confused and scared Isane running after.
Yamamoto turned to the man "I assume there's a reason my Captain tried to kill you? Please enlighten us"
Kenpachi laughed "Hell yeah! How the fuck do you get Ms. Serene herself out for your blood?"
The man spared the crazy captain of the 11th division a quick glance. "Oh that's a real easy question. You see.....I killed her entire family. Quite bloody too."
Just something that popped into my head that wouldn't go away. I have no plans to continue this, as I wouldn't be able to do it justice. If someone wants to try though, shoot me an e-mail.
