Hi everybody! It's Indigo, formerly known as Roanna. I changed my name cause this one's awesomer. Oh! And I'm having some writing issues with After the Hunt(please read profile for more info). Anyway, this is my poor attempt at humor but I still hope you enjoy it!


Audience: YAAAAAAYYYYY!

*Indigo walks onto a brightly lit stage wearing an extremely cheesy sparkly tuxedo.*

Indigo: Hello everybody! Welcome to this weeks episode of.....

Audience: MY PICKLE IS A NINJA!!!

Indigo: That's right! And I'm your host, Indigo Nights. As you should know by now, the point of this show is to beam our favourite fictional characters into the real world and force them to complete pointless and embarrising activities for cheap and poorly made prizes. Shall we bring in our contestents?

Audience: YEAAAAAAAH!

*Amy Cahill and Dan walk in.*

Amy: Dan... Where are we....

Dan: No clue. Heeeeeyyy, look over at the sign!

Amy: What?

Dan: That sign! It says My Pickle is a Ninja.... COOOOOOL!

Amy: Dan, you are SUCH a Dweeb.

Dan: At least I'm not a Book-reading Nerd... Uggggghhhhhh, look! Cobras!

*Ian and Natalie walk in.*

Natalie: This doesn't look like the shopping mall...

Ian: Ugggghhhhh, this looks like one of those stupid American reality tv sho....

*All four FINALLY notice the audience. Indigo grins wickedly.*

Natalie: Oh shi...

Indigo: HEEEEYYY! Watch the mouth buster! There's children watching this!

*Creepy guy in the last row jumps up starts screaming.*

Creepy Guy: OH MY GUMDROPS! IT'S AMY CAHILL! I LOVE YOU! WILL YOU SIGN MY BUM!!!

Amy: Um...... NO!!

Indigo: Well, that was interesting.. SECURITY!

*Two very buff men walk in and drag creepy guy away*

Creepy Guy: NOOOO!!! YOU CAN NOT GET RID OF ME AND MY UNDYING PASSION FOR AMY!!! NO!

Indigo: Sorry 'bout that! Anyways, I hate to break it to you guys, but you don't exist.

Ian: Pardon?

Indigo: You guys don't exist.

Ian: What?

Indigo: YOU GUYS ARE BOOK CHARACTERS DARN IT!!!

Ian: Oh....

Indigo: My! You're taking this well!

*Indigo notices that Ian's eye is twitching and his face is turning red.*

Ian: Yes, well, I... I CAN'T BE A BOOK CHARACTER!!! I'M TOO PERFECT TO BE A BOOK CHARACTER!!! YOU STUPID GIT!!! HOW DARE....

Indigo: WHOOOAHHH! Calm down! We still love you!

Ian: Ah! Well, that's good! But, we still need to get back.

Indigo: About that, you need to compete in my gameshow to be able to return to your proper world.

Natalie: And lets say.... I refuse to join?

Indigo: Ah! There was this one guy who refused.... Ehem... BRING OUT FRED!

*Two backstage lackeys bring out a cage and open door. An extremely hairy creature pops out and starts singing.*

Fred: LADIDO! WAHAHA! LADIDO! HAHAHAHAHAHA ....

*Fred goes into a fit of hysterical laughter. He dances and cartwheels off the stage.*

Natalie: I see. We end up like Fred.

*Indigo grins creepily.*

Indigo: No, you end up married to Fred. So, anyone backing out?

*Crickets chirp in background*

Indigo: Good choice! Now, this gameshow consists of three rounds. After this break, you will start round one. TRUTH OR DARE!!!!! And after the show, if you are the winner, you get a prize. Helen, would you care to reveil this weeks prize.

Helen: I would be honored! Urherm, this week's prize is..... ONE PACKAGE OF MAPLE LEAF BACON!!!!

*Audience oohs and ahs*

Audience: OOOOOOOOOHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Indigo: Yes! A whole package of Maple Leaf Bacon! Now for the break! Don't touch that dial folks!

This round is brought to you by....

Willy's Green Sock Factory!

When looking for green socks, look no further than Willy's!

*Audience claps.*


Yeah, I know. Cheesy. Hey, let me know if anyone wants to "sponsor" a round.