Inevitable

Disclaimer: I must have been high when I did this. Nope! Don't own it!


"WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SMALL AN ANT CAN SQUISH HIM!?!"

"I AM YOU METAL MIDGET!"

"MIDGET!?! MIDGET!?! YOU'RE SO SHORT YOU'RE TWO DIMENSIONAL!!"

"WHAT!?! WHO'RE YOU CALLING SHORT YOU BEAN SPROUT!?!"

"BEAN SPROUT!?! I'M NOT THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE THE PINT-SIZED SNOWBALL!!"

"SNOWBALL!?!SNOWBALL!?! I'LL SHOW YOU SNOWBALL!!!"


A/N: I know this has been done before. But seriously, I just had to try this!