AN: This story takes place in an alternate version of Harry's sixth year. Remus is DADA professor, and Snape still teaches potions. Dumbles is still alive/not dying etc.
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Chapter 1: The DA's New Mission
"I assume you are wondering why I called you here tonight." Harry Potter yelled from atop his Tide soap box.
"YEAH!" The crowd consisting of Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Colin Creevey, and Dennis Creevey roared.
"WE HAVE A NEW MISSION: ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF THE PROFESSORS WITH THIS LIST!" Harry produced an extremely long list from inside his robes.
The crowd could read the heading: "Things I am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts".
"Why, we'll get detention, and lose house points…" Hermione trailed off.
"Kill the non-believer!" Harry shouted.
Neville complied, summoning a pitchfork and attempted to stab Hermione.
"Never mind Neville, we'll convert her yet."
"Hermione, this is my last year to have fun, 'cause next year, I have to deal with my destiny. Besides, everyone knows that we'll win the house cup anyway."
"The house cup is also a suck up cup." Luna said dreamily.
Hermione spluttered but said no more.
"Great, let's get crackin'."
