A/N: okay so my school has this thing called "angels and mortals" so the whole concept is that the "angel" has a mortal they give letters to, but the mortal doesn't know who the angel is. So there's a special mailbox and the angel dumps their letters into the box, and the letters are then distributed to their "mortals". I kinda used that theme and twisted it into a series of one shots (that can be tied in together actually)

TAKE NOTE THAT THESE ARE FAKE EMAILS GUYS I MADE THEM UP ,

Subject: [prologue]

From: Hatake Kakashi (pervysensei[at]mail)

To: Mitarashi Anko (torturepainanddeath[at]mail), Yuhi Kurenai (genjutsugenjitsugenjutsu[at]mail), Sarutobi Asuma (chakrablades[at]mail), Might Guy (bluebeastofyouth[at]mail), Senju Tsunade (senjutsunade.hokage[at]mail), Jiraiya (ichaicha.myparadise[at]mail), Uchiha Obito (ihaveoneeyeonyou[at]mail)

Subject: idea

Hey my dudes you know that post exam thing this we wanted to do for the year 5 shits from both the konoha girls high and konoha boys high like three years ago cause they suck at interacting i got this great idea let's do it

So you get the lil shits and pair em up, A and B are of opposite sex (who doesnt ship our students lmao), so A doesnt know who B is but B knows who A is, and we have a mailbox where B can write letters and put them in the mailbox and someone will deliver the letters to A

Then at the end of the semester we have a lil student pow wow and have A and B meet and stuff omg im amazing

From: Mitarashi Anko (torturepainanddeath[at]mail)

To: Hatake Kakashi (pervysensei[at]mail), Yuhi Kurenai (genjutsugenjitsugenjutsu[at]mail), Sarutobi Asuma (chakrablades[at]mail), Might Guy (bluebeastofyouth[at]mail), Senju Tsunade (senjutsunade.hokage[at]mail), Jiraiya (ichaicha.myparadise[at]mail), Uchiha Obito (ihaveoneeyeonyou[at]mail)

Re: idea

Hatake you dumb sheit wtf

From: Might Guy (bluebeastofyouth[at]mail)

To: Mitarashi Anko (torturepainanddeath[at]mail), Hatake Kakashi (pervysensei[at]mail), Yuhi Kurenai (genjutsugenjitsugenjutsu[at]mail), Sarutobi Asuma (chakrablades[at]mail), Senju Tsunade (senjutsunade.hokage[at]mail), Jiraiya (ichaicha.myparadise[at]mail), Uchiha Obito (ihaveoneeyeonyou[at]mail)

Re: idea

YES MY ETERNAL RIVAL IT SEEMS YOU HAVE BEATEN ME TO PRODUCING A YOUTHFUL IDEA THAT WILL BRING FORTH THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH FROM OUR DEAR YEAR 5 STUDENTS I AM PROUD OF YOU YOU HAVE ONCE AGAIN BEATEN ME I SHALL CATCH UP SOON I GIVE MY UTMOST SUPPORT AND APPROVAL OF THIS ACTIVITY

From: Uchiha Obito (ihaveoneeyeonyou[at]mail)

To: Mitarashi Anko (torturepainanddeath[at]mail), Hatake Kakashi (pervysensei[at]mail), Yuhi Kurenai (genjutsugenjitsugenjutsu[at]mail), Sarutobi Asuma (chakrablades[at]mail), Senju Tsunade (senjutsunade.hokage[at]mail), Jiraiya (ichaicha.myparadise[at]mail), Might Guy (bluebeastofyouth[at]mail)

Re: idea

??? Kakashi youve been reading too much icha icha istg i should delete you

From: Hatake Kakashi (pervysensei[at]mail)

To: Mitarashi Anko (torturepainanddeath[at]mail), Yuhi Kurenai (genjutsugenjitsugenjutsu[at]mail), Sarutobi Asuma (chakrablades[at]mail), Senju Tsunade (senjutsunade.hokage[at]mail), Jiraiya (ichaicha.myparadise[at]mail), Might Guy (bluebeastofyouth[at]mail), Uchiha Obito (ihaveoneeyeonyou[at]mail)

Re: idea

shut tf up assbito no one asked you

From: Senju Tsunade (senjutsunade.hokage[at]mail)

To: Mitarashi Anko (torturepainanddeath[at]mail), Yuhi Kurenai (genjutsugenjitsugenjutsu[at]mail), Sarutobi Asuma (chakrablades[at]mail), Jiraiya (ichaicha.myparadise[at]mail), Might Guy (bluebeastofyouth[at]mail), Uchiha Obito (ihaveoneeyeonyou[at]mail), Hatake Kakashi (pervysensei[at]mail)

Re: idea

Okay approved but you owe me sake Hatake.

From: Jiraiya (ichaicha.myparadise[at]mail)

To: Mitarashi Anko (torturepainanddeath[at]mail), Yuhi Kurenai (genjutsugenjitsugenjutsu[at]mail), Sarutobi Asuma (chakrablades[at]mail), Senju Tsunade (senjutsunade.hokage[at]mail), Might Guy (bluebeastofyouth[at]mail), Uchiha Obito (ihaveoneeyeonyou[at]mail), Hatake Kakashi (pervysensei[at]mail)

Re: idea

Omg proud of u kiddo keep reading

From: Senju Tsunade (senjutsunade.hokage[at]mail),

To: year5.konohahigh[at]mail

Subject: Angels and Mortals

Dear Year 5 students,

As a post exam activity to improve student relations within the cohort, your cohort teachers have come up with an activity called Angels and Mortals. All of you will be split into two groups- Angels or Mortals. The Angels will then receive the identity of their Mortal, whom they are to send at least biweekly letters to. Completed letters are to be placed in a mailbox next to Professor Hatake Kakashi's pigeon hole (Number 7) on level 4. By the end of the semester, there will be a meet where you are not required to but are STRONGLY encouraged to attend, for Angels and Mortals to meet. You are expected to use this as an opportunity to bond with another individual from your cohort, not as a joke. That will be all.

Best regards,

Principal Tsunade

From: Senju Tsunade (senjutsunade.hokage[at]mail)

To: Mitarashi Anko (torturepainanddeath[at]mail), Yuhi Kurenai (genjutsugenjitsugenjutsu[at]mail), Sarutobi Asuma (chakrablades[at]mail), Jiraiya (ichaicha.myparadise[at]mail), Might Guy (bluebeastofyouth[at]mail), Uchiha Obito (ihaveoneeyeonyou[at]mail), Hatake Kakashi (pervysensei[at]mail)

Subject: ok so

okay actually

This is probably not going to end well