AN: So I went to make the google drive folder for this so I could start writing it, and in naming it 'Twicewife Files: HonoUmiKoto~', I wondered if that should be what I call the ship. I thought for a bit, and this came out of it. A small prelude to the actual fanfiction, but cute nonetheless.


Honoka, Umi, and Kotori are sitting together in a coffee shop, enjoying a quiet afternoon, when something interesting strikes Honoka.

H: "Hmm…"

K: "Honoka-chan?"

H: "When it comes to sleeping together...Umi-chan, without a doubt, always has to be in the middle."

U: "E-Eh!? Where did that come from!?"

H: "I was thinking about why you're always in the middle when we sleep together, and I have reached the conclusion...that it's just plain and simple the best position!"

K: "Ah, I can totally see what you mean!"

U: "W-Why? Why is that the best position?"

H: "Well...if Kotori-chan slept in the middle, I think we'd both suffocate her 'cause she's just that little bit too soft. She's so fluffy I feel like she'd melt or something."

K: "Honoka-chan moves around a lot when she sleeps, so we might wake up a bit uncomfortable with her in the middle."

H: "But Umi-chan, you sleep so soundly and so comfortably...it's kind of like hugging an Umi shaped pillow!"

K: "Yep! Oh, and you know when you nuzzle Umi-"

H: "-and she always nuzzles back, no matter how deeply she's sleeping?"

K: "Mhm! So it's like hugging a pillow that can hug you back~❣"

H: "And then she does that thing where she curls your hair, or pulls you in just a bit closer…"

H: "...Maybe Umi's like the husband in this relationship."

K: "Ah, yeah, she totally is! So it's kind of like us two wives, with you as the husband, right, Umi-chan?"

K: "...Umi-chan?"

U: "This...This is just all so embarrassing!"

H: "Aaaand we're back to three wives again~ "

K: "Umi-chan, you've gone all red~ "

A lot of heartfelt, wholesome snuggling was had that night - Umi, of course, was the centre of all of it.


EN: gotta love having 2 wives