Hello! Well this is my first one-shot and also my first attempt at yaoi so don't expect much. Please r&r so i can improve my writing.


Ryou Bakura has entered the chat room

Marik Ishtar has entered the chat room

RB: You'll never guess what!

MI: What?

RB: I'm HYPER

MI: Smarties make you go hyper.

RB: They do indeed!

MI: Much to the annoyance of your boyfriend.

RB: Are you annoyed with me? I'm nothing compared to when you're hyper

MI: No, I'm annoyed with whoever gave you smarties. You don't know what makes me hyper

RB: That would be Marik, he said it would be funny, oh yes I do its fizzy cola bottles

MI: I'm gonna kill that platinum blonde bitch! How did you know?

RB: Please don't. Duke told me.

MI: Why not? you never let me have any fun. Has that son of a bitch has he been talking to you a lot in school? I'm gonna kill him!

RB: Cause I like your yami he's random and he said he had more smarties. Why are you gonna kill Duke? I like Duke in a way.

MI: Do you really like him? Do you know he calls you chibi-kura? Because I told him to stay the heck away from you! What do you mean you like him?

RB: I'm gonna kill him, Marik wait until I get my hands on you! Why did you ask him to stay away from me? Well he's funny, kind.

MI: Seems like you're back to normal. Because he wants to bed you and as your boyfriend I'm allowed to try and stop boys hitting on you.

RB: Yep!(though I am still under the influence of sugar!) Really? I know it's your 'duty' (apparently) Bakura does a good job of it though when you're not around… and when you ARE around for that matter.

MI: OH NO! Yeah, don't you pick up on those vibes? Of course he does, he doesn't completely trust me with you yet, but hopefully that will change on your b-day…

RB: LOL! No I thought he was just being nice. Why will it change? Why, why, why, why WHY?

MI: You are so naïve. Because I've got you a special present and that's all I'm gonna tell you. You know I'm glad Bakura your yami and Marik sees you as a younger brother as they protect you more than I do. I'd hate to think what would happen if we left you alone for more than a day.

RB: Bakura wouldn't leave me on my own for more than an hour, he thinks I'm too naïve.

MI: He is right.

RB: DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE SIDING WITH HIM!

MI: Yes I am…

RB: GRRR you can be really annoying…

MI: If I'm so annoying you won't mind if I extend my trip for a little longer.

RB: NOOO! Please don't I didn't mean what I said. When are you coming home?

MI: I don't know yet.

RB: Come back soon.

MI: Will do, I love you.

RB: Not as much as I love you.

Ryou Bakura has left the chat room

Marik Ishtar has left the chat room


Yeah, this is slightly weird... i wrote it at about midnight after eating 5 tubes of smarties (hence the title).

Thank you for reading!