Revolution of the Super Baddies!
By vvw with additional help from Linkmaster22 and Caiiephox Starring the Tri-Shoy Gang
Chapter One: The Revolution of Destiny
"Ladies and gentlemen!" A tall shadowed figure approached a podium. "We have been lurking threw the shadows of Neopia for long enough! Well, I say, NO MORE! We have kept those pets on their toes but now, now my friends! I suggest we take LEAD! WE WILL REBEL! OUR ONLY DEMAND IS CONTROL OF NEOPIA! WE, THE EVILS OF NEOPIA HAVE BALENCED THE WORLD, DEFEATED LEFT AND RIGHT, ONLY TO RISE UP AGIAN! I DECLARE, NOW WE RISE TOGETHER AND NO FORCE WILL STOP US!" The Snowager slithered up to the podium. "Excussse meee. I amm not evilll. the petsss sssteall from meee!" The one already at the podium pushed him away. "Keep dreaming Snowager! We've all seen you steal the stuff! Don't make me get the pant Devil up here!" The Snowager shook his head and slithered back to the shady audience.
"NOW! ARE YOU WITH ME!?" A large array of cheers erupted from the crowd. Their leader, the one at the podium moved forward into a small beam of light, showing himself slightly. His black cape blew in a small gust of wind. His face was hidden, shadowed. "My Friends. We will rise together and no one will take us down. I will lead you! ARISE EVIL!" A large cheer from the crowd echoed the words, "Arise Evil". And the Evil Alliance of Neopia, or EAN as it will be referred to in the future, came to be.
"Now go. Go my friends. Spread your evil." "What about Fyora?" someone called from the audience. The leader laughed. "A few dark faerie friends will take care of her!" Another cheer went up. "WHAT ABOUT JUDGE HOG AND THE DEFEANDERS OF NEOPIA!?" A few more people called. The leader laughed again. "I'll send some clown Chia's to keep them busy! If that doesn't work, A few other friends will take care of him." The Pant Devil laughed and held up a pair of underwear (yes, little white boxers with red hearts) "Everyone always thinks their mine but nope! Judge Hog is missing a few though!"
The Leader extended one arm high in the air. "GO SWAMP GHOULS! NO WARNINGS! ATTACK THOSE PETS!" He extended the other arm into the air. "GO LAVA GHOULS! JUST BURN 'EM ALL!" He threw both arms above his head. "GO MY EVIL FRIENDS! RAIN YOUR TERROR SO THAT EVER PET IN NEOPIA KNOWS YOUR NAMES! WE WILL TAKE OVER NEOPIA AND ALL OF EVIL WILL RULE! GO NOW MY FRIENDS!" In a large hurry, everyone flew, ran, slithered, rolled, or in a case or two swam from the stadium. No one was left but their leader. He moved farther into the beam of light, finally showing his hidden face to the now silent stadium. A smile appeared on his green lips. "This time, the bad guys will win." The sinister voice of the leader ran threw the empty stadium. The sinister voice of Dr. Frank Sloth.
Renee sat on her couch broadly. "Man. Super Hero business is slow." "Don't worry!" Her owner vvw said. "I'm sure it will pick up soon. I'm someone's doing something illegal right now! But until we get the call from Fyora, there's nothing to do!" Renee turned on the Television.
"Diana Simonies here in Faerie Land where it appears Chaos has broken out as every baddie in Neopia has turned to crime!" Vvw smiled. "Hey! There we go! It's about time!" Renee turned up the Volume. "Fyora herself is doing all in her power to stop them but it has appeared nothing has been accomplished!" Renee changed the channel.
"Dan Rader here in Neopian Central, Crime here has grown from friendly pick pockets to the largest Crime spree in Neopian History! No one seems to be able to help! Judge Hog himself seems a bit. Helpless." The Pant Devil Flew across the screen with Judge Hogs suit and a pair of under wear (the heart boxers). Renee changed the Channel again, still shocked.
"Connie Choong in The Haunted Woods where I'm being robbed right as I speak!" They could clearly see the Aisha being pick pocketed by a few happy dark faeries. "I am very afraid." The Camera suddenly started to shake. "HEY! YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT! BRING IT BACK!"
By now, vvw was rolling on the floor laughing! "VVW! THIS IS SERIOUS!" She nodded. "SERIOUSLY FUNNY!" Renee kicked her owner. Vvw grabbed the remote and started flipping threw channels. Every one was either reporting crime or already had their camera's stolen. Vvw flipped threw a few more times then stopped. She went to Channel 90 and slowly flipped upward from there. "Ne" "O" "Pia" "Is" "Do" "omed" "." "Sa" "ve" "Us" vvw stopped. "Cool. Neopia Is Doomed. Save Us." Renee gasped. "Yeah! Cool isn't it!" vvw turned to Channel 20 and slowly went down from there. Each Channel had a different Bad guy. "We" "ha" "ve" "Ta" "ken" "O" "ver" "Neo" "Pia" "Don't" "try" "to" "Stop" "Us" "Sur" "ren" "der" "To" "Dr." "Sloth!" The final picture was that of Dr. Sloth himself. He laughed and the television suddenly went black. "Do you think we should do anything?"
Renee grabbed her backpack. "WE HAVE TO SAY NEOPIA!" vvw smiled. "All right! Oh!" vvw dug threw her closet and pulled out a small green Shoyru tired to a purple backpack. The Shoyru fell off the backpack and onto the floor. "Link, adventure time!" Link jumped up and down. "ADVENTURE TIME! ADVENTURE TIME!" Renee grabbed Link by his nose and handed him a green backpack. "Come little brother." Vvw grabbed her brother, LinkMaster, who just appeared to be in the closet for now apparent reason, by the ear and handed him a red backpack. "You go too Mr. Lazybones!"
"I know! I saw the news reports to! Who do you think is behind all this?" Caiphox the fire Shoyru, Renee's sister asked. "Dr. Sloth is behind it." Renee told Caiphox about what vvw had done with the television. "Wow! Vvw! How did you know that would work? I mean, I don't think ANY one could figure that out!" Vvw smiled. "TV practically raised me! You just have to know how to work it!" They stared at her for a moment and got Caiiephox, Caiphox's owner. "Come on Cat! We need to save Neopia! TRI-SHOY GANG PROTECTION!"
By vvw with additional help from Linkmaster22 and Caiiephox Starring the Tri-Shoy Gang
Chapter One: The Revolution of Destiny
"Ladies and gentlemen!" A tall shadowed figure approached a podium. "We have been lurking threw the shadows of Neopia for long enough! Well, I say, NO MORE! We have kept those pets on their toes but now, now my friends! I suggest we take LEAD! WE WILL REBEL! OUR ONLY DEMAND IS CONTROL OF NEOPIA! WE, THE EVILS OF NEOPIA HAVE BALENCED THE WORLD, DEFEATED LEFT AND RIGHT, ONLY TO RISE UP AGIAN! I DECLARE, NOW WE RISE TOGETHER AND NO FORCE WILL STOP US!" The Snowager slithered up to the podium. "Excussse meee. I amm not evilll. the petsss sssteall from meee!" The one already at the podium pushed him away. "Keep dreaming Snowager! We've all seen you steal the stuff! Don't make me get the pant Devil up here!" The Snowager shook his head and slithered back to the shady audience.
"NOW! ARE YOU WITH ME!?" A large array of cheers erupted from the crowd. Their leader, the one at the podium moved forward into a small beam of light, showing himself slightly. His black cape blew in a small gust of wind. His face was hidden, shadowed. "My Friends. We will rise together and no one will take us down. I will lead you! ARISE EVIL!" A large cheer from the crowd echoed the words, "Arise Evil". And the Evil Alliance of Neopia, or EAN as it will be referred to in the future, came to be.
"Now go. Go my friends. Spread your evil." "What about Fyora?" someone called from the audience. The leader laughed. "A few dark faerie friends will take care of her!" Another cheer went up. "WHAT ABOUT JUDGE HOG AND THE DEFEANDERS OF NEOPIA!?" A few more people called. The leader laughed again. "I'll send some clown Chia's to keep them busy! If that doesn't work, A few other friends will take care of him." The Pant Devil laughed and held up a pair of underwear (yes, little white boxers with red hearts) "Everyone always thinks their mine but nope! Judge Hog is missing a few though!"
The Leader extended one arm high in the air. "GO SWAMP GHOULS! NO WARNINGS! ATTACK THOSE PETS!" He extended the other arm into the air. "GO LAVA GHOULS! JUST BURN 'EM ALL!" He threw both arms above his head. "GO MY EVIL FRIENDS! RAIN YOUR TERROR SO THAT EVER PET IN NEOPIA KNOWS YOUR NAMES! WE WILL TAKE OVER NEOPIA AND ALL OF EVIL WILL RULE! GO NOW MY FRIENDS!" In a large hurry, everyone flew, ran, slithered, rolled, or in a case or two swam from the stadium. No one was left but their leader. He moved farther into the beam of light, finally showing his hidden face to the now silent stadium. A smile appeared on his green lips. "This time, the bad guys will win." The sinister voice of the leader ran threw the empty stadium. The sinister voice of Dr. Frank Sloth.
Renee sat on her couch broadly. "Man. Super Hero business is slow." "Don't worry!" Her owner vvw said. "I'm sure it will pick up soon. I'm someone's doing something illegal right now! But until we get the call from Fyora, there's nothing to do!" Renee turned on the Television.
"Diana Simonies here in Faerie Land where it appears Chaos has broken out as every baddie in Neopia has turned to crime!" Vvw smiled. "Hey! There we go! It's about time!" Renee turned up the Volume. "Fyora herself is doing all in her power to stop them but it has appeared nothing has been accomplished!" Renee changed the channel.
"Dan Rader here in Neopian Central, Crime here has grown from friendly pick pockets to the largest Crime spree in Neopian History! No one seems to be able to help! Judge Hog himself seems a bit. Helpless." The Pant Devil Flew across the screen with Judge Hogs suit and a pair of under wear (the heart boxers). Renee changed the Channel again, still shocked.
"Connie Choong in The Haunted Woods where I'm being robbed right as I speak!" They could clearly see the Aisha being pick pocketed by a few happy dark faeries. "I am very afraid." The Camera suddenly started to shake. "HEY! YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT! BRING IT BACK!"
By now, vvw was rolling on the floor laughing! "VVW! THIS IS SERIOUS!" She nodded. "SERIOUSLY FUNNY!" Renee kicked her owner. Vvw grabbed the remote and started flipping threw channels. Every one was either reporting crime or already had their camera's stolen. Vvw flipped threw a few more times then stopped. She went to Channel 90 and slowly flipped upward from there. "Ne" "O" "Pia" "Is" "Do" "omed" "." "Sa" "ve" "Us" vvw stopped. "Cool. Neopia Is Doomed. Save Us." Renee gasped. "Yeah! Cool isn't it!" vvw turned to Channel 20 and slowly went down from there. Each Channel had a different Bad guy. "We" "ha" "ve" "Ta" "ken" "O" "ver" "Neo" "Pia" "Don't" "try" "to" "Stop" "Us" "Sur" "ren" "der" "To" "Dr." "Sloth!" The final picture was that of Dr. Sloth himself. He laughed and the television suddenly went black. "Do you think we should do anything?"
Renee grabbed her backpack. "WE HAVE TO SAY NEOPIA!" vvw smiled. "All right! Oh!" vvw dug threw her closet and pulled out a small green Shoyru tired to a purple backpack. The Shoyru fell off the backpack and onto the floor. "Link, adventure time!" Link jumped up and down. "ADVENTURE TIME! ADVENTURE TIME!" Renee grabbed Link by his nose and handed him a green backpack. "Come little brother." Vvw grabbed her brother, LinkMaster, who just appeared to be in the closet for now apparent reason, by the ear and handed him a red backpack. "You go too Mr. Lazybones!"
"I know! I saw the news reports to! Who do you think is behind all this?" Caiphox the fire Shoyru, Renee's sister asked. "Dr. Sloth is behind it." Renee told Caiphox about what vvw had done with the television. "Wow! Vvw! How did you know that would work? I mean, I don't think ANY one could figure that out!" Vvw smiled. "TV practically raised me! You just have to know how to work it!" They stared at her for a moment and got Caiiephox, Caiphox's owner. "Come on Cat! We need to save Neopia! TRI-SHOY GANG PROTECTION!"
