Okay, so first off, I don't own Hetalia or In-N-Out. Second, I refer to the characters using their human names and everything. This is OC centric, Northern California's name is Samantha (she's usually called Sam) and Southern California is Summer. Note, I in no way mean any offense to anyone, and yea. This drabble thing is mostly for me to start writing again so that when I write essays I can actually think of the words to write. I have more drabbles to post, like super short drabbles, and they'll just go on after this one. So yea, enjoy!


"Sam! Stop monopolizing Alfred's time! I have my own issues that I need help with too!" A mid-teenaged girl yelled as she stomped up the stairs, her bleach blond hair held up with a small clip.

"He has business in the capital, so of course it is necessary for him to spend a great deal of time working with me." A dirty blond teen with a face and bright blue eyes that mirrored the yelling girl's looked down the stairs, a haughty smirk plastered on her face. "Dear Summer, you are of course welcome to come up to the capital and share any problems you have and I, the elder sister, will take care of you."

"Bull 'effin shit! Stop that damned high 'n mighty act of yours! You know very well that I have too much on my plate to go up to that place, most people don't even know the name! You say California, and everyone first thinks of Hollywood, AKA SoCal! What's so great 'bout stupid Sacramento!"

Sam rolled her eyes and turned away, smiling the entire time. "Say what you wish, dear sister, for I know you are merely jealous."

Summer growled as she glared daggers at the elder. "One day," she muttered under her breath, "I will defeat you!"


"Oh Alfred! How good it is to see you! Why don't you come over and see my crib?" Summer ran up to the country the moment she saw him, grasping onto his arm.

'Ah, well that'd be awesome and everything, but I have some important issues I need to discuss with your boss…" Alfred smiled down at the energetic young state, feeling a bit sorry for always having to deny her requests.

'Well, that's perfect! He's actually in Hollywood right now, he had to film some cameo for this totally awesome movie!" She began to drag him away, giggling. "Oh, I have some wonderful places to show you! It's been way too long since you've been down here! Oh, we so totally have to get some In-N-Out! I swear, it is way better than McDonald's, as hard as that is to believe!"

"Right, that sounds great Summer! Let's go, I'm starving!" And off the two went, chattering about random and unimportant things.

Nearby Sam, hidden behind a tree, glared at her twin as she nearly ripped the bark from the tree. "You little thief…" She paused as she fell into a slight state of shock, Summer just pecked Alfred on the cheek! Oh, for how long had Sam been longing to do such! "That's it, I'm sending a storm to that stupid girl's house!"