The Real Story of Harry James Potter

By: Amber w/ credit to my sister Lindsey

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, though I do own this twisted plot.

Author's Note: Again, written by HPCultLeader, might end up posted under Ptrst. And HPCultLeader would like it to be known that she realizes that she will probably be sent to Potterist Hell just by writing this.

Chapter I:

It's a Girl!

Lily and James Potter had always dreamed of having a child one day. They wanted a girl more than anything. Harriet, they would name her. They never thought that they would have a boy, because that was just right out.

One day, Lily brought home news that she was going to have a baby. James was more excited than he had ever been, and asked her right away what sex the baby was going to be.

"They don't know yet," replied Lily.

Lily continued to go to the doctor, and finally, she found out that the baby was going to be a girl. She ran home to James, who was NOW happier than he had ever been in his life.

"Oh! I just knew it would be a girl. There is no way that it could have been anything else. Well, I guess there is, but this is the way it was meant to be," said James to a confused Lily.

"I haven't the slightest clue what you are rambling on about, but I am glad that it is a girl."

Months wore on, and Lily and James became anxious for the arrival of their child. They seemed to think that the time was not passing soon enough. It was as though time were going backwards.