Lawrd Voldemortè made Bella a vampire thru magics n it was a cool story so 'ere it is.
"I'm so relatbale not rlly." saids bella who was sads becuz she was so normal (Mary Sue). She went to the small town of Spoons, Alaska, which was cold and yucky and bad and she hated it (becuz it's just like her own personality). Of course she didnt no her lyfe would cross woth the dashing, Lawrd Voldermortè. He was tall, thin, and BALD. Umm, uhmm, Bella loves a bald guy. Anyways, Bella begins adjusting to life in Spoons when he meets our dashing hero.
"I HATE SPOONS HS," Bella's whiny mind thought as she moped around the school
