Hidden Relations
By: Whitney Black and Zoe Lupin
On a cold winter's night, Sandy Black contemplated the door in front of her, wondering if her child lived within this barrier. After fourteen years, she finally decided she should find the baby she left in the arms of her good friend to give away to someone whom she knew would care for him.
Finally, she knocked, knowing that her lost child probably would not be here, but maybe someone would allow her shelter for the night.
A man with long, blonde hair answered the door, buttoning up his shirt.
"Sorry," he muttered, as if talking to himself, "my son and I were just having a little talk… There comes a time in every man's life when-"
"Enough," Sandy remarked mournfully, holding up her hand signaling him to stop, "I need someplace to stay for the night."
"I don't think so…"
"Oh, please! I've no place to go. I'm pureblood!"
"Really?" he asked, "Well, come on in." He led her into the magnificently decorated mansion and to the huge kitchen.
"I told my son, Draco, that a huge pile of candy was down in the basement and he won't be returning for quite some time. It takes him a while to realise that the candy's not there."
Sitting down on a cushioned chair, and not really knowing how to reply to that statement, decided to start by introducing herself, "I'm Sandy Black."
The man stopped in the process of sitting down, and stared at her with wide eyes.
"I remember you, Beech," He whispered, moving slowly towards her, "from school, Hogwarts."
"Who are you?" she asked worriedly.
"Lucius Malfoy," he answered, "So you got married to Sirius Black, huh?"
Sandy sat there in shock. She remembered Lucius Malfoy as an enemy at school, and hoped never to see his ugly (but he wasn't that ugly, really) face again. Yet, here he was standing right in front of her.
"Yeah… You married?"
"Well… Yes…" He hesitated. Lucius was also quite alarmed at the fact that filthy Sandy Beech (but she wasn't that filthy, really) was sitting in his very own kitchen. "Married to Naricca, but… I crapped my pants last night and when the toilet over flowed—I was about to take my pants off when it just burst out—and Naricca got really mad."
"Where is she now?"
"Well, she's in bed, upstairs, waiting… to get. IT. ON!!! But when Draco overheard us he came in and asked us how babies are made. And right as I reached the climax of the talk, YOU had to disturb Draco's and my private learning experience!!"
"Is Draco what you would call… Special?"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? Draco is a sexy youngster with a fresh mind looking for an adventure!"
At that very moment, Draco rushed into the room, sweat dripping from his face. He was looking bloody dashing in the new pink Armani sweater his father had gotten him for Christmas.
"Daddy! Daddy! There is no candy in the basement!"
"Well son… Sometimes the candy just goes up to the attic."
Draco zoomed up the stairs, but on the 19th stair he ran back down and questioned, "Father, why should the condoms be sour cream and onion flavoured?"
Sandy raised and eyebrow at Lucius while he hurriedly replied, "That shall be discussed at a later time, Draco. Now go get the candy before… Dobby eats it all!"
Draco looked at the stairs, freaked out, and ran as fast as his horrendously sausage-like legs (but they weren't that horrendously sausage-like, really) would carry him.
As Draco climbed up the stairs, Naricca slowly worked her way down each step in nothing but a short see-though bathrobe.
Taking one look at Sandy Black, she began to shriek violently at Lucius saying, "I knew you were cheating on me! Working late at Severus' house my foot! You've been getting' it on with HER!!" After many more vulgar words, she ended by a severe bashing and saying, "Get out! I never want to see your ugly (though he wasn't that ugly, really) face again! And take the filthy sausage-legged (but he wasn't that sausage-legged, really) kid with you!!!"
Sandy was quite confused at all of this family's commotion as Draco came running down the stairs yelling, "Daddy! Daddy! There is no candy in the attic either!"
Naricca, with a loud howling shriek, threw him out into the cold night air along with Sandy and Lucius.
Draco began to cry on Sandy's shoulder. Trying to comfort him she said, "Don't worry, your father will find us a place to stay." But it seemed Draco wasn't listening for his only reply was, "I didn't find the candy!!!!!"
