Disclaimer: I do not own any Saiyans or Monkees. So leave me alone. Get it through your head that I don't own DBZ, I don't even know why you would even think that I do. Sheesh. Why are you still reading the disclaimer anyway? Go on, read my story, go on.

Author's Note: Man, you don't know how many times I had to listen to that dang Monkees song to write this!! I wrote this mainly thinking about Vegeta, Nappa, and Radditz when they arrived on Earth and thought it would be kind of funny if they sang this song. It turned out kind of…. Uh, I don't know. You see for yourself and tell me what you think by reviewing it for me. Thank you.

The Saiyans (Theme Song)

By, RadioactiveSquirl

Here we come, flying down the street

Get the funniest looks from ev'ryone we meet

Hey, hey we're just Saiyans

We like to eat and devastate towns

But we're too busy fighting

To notice anyone around

We do whatever we want to

Don't have to listen to you

Can't sit still, we'll get restless

Maybe we'll come punch you

Hey, hey we're just Saiyans

We like to eat and devastate towns

But we're too busy fighting

To notice any woman around

We're just tryin' to be Super

As super as Saiyans get

We want immortality

And we're gonna get it yet

Anytime, or anywhere

Just look over your shoulder

Guess who'll be standing there

Hey, hey we're the Saiyans

Nappa, Radditz, Kakkarot too

Better not forget Vegeta

That prince might just kill you

Hey, hey we're just Saiyans

We like to eat and devastate towns

But we're too busy fighting

To notice anyone around

Hey, don't call us monkeys

Though during a full moon

We turn into big apes

We can still squash you

Hey, hey we're just Saiyans

Hey, hey we're just Saiyans

(repeat and fade)

Author's Note: Yeah, I know, it was kinda cheesy, but oh well. I wrote it on Halloween and was kinda bored since this was the first Halloween I hadn't gone trick-or-treating. Anyway, please review!! Thanks.