A/N: Ok, short author's note. FRD is Flaming red dragon, AS is Angel's Star, Donut and Honey-Suckle are Angel's Star's muses, and Boo kitty is Flaming red dragon's muse.

Disclaimer: (walks up to a piece of paper and picks it up) NOOO!! NOOO!! (Link) what's wrong? (Flaming red dragon and Angel's Star) we don't own LOZ. 0.o

Chapter 1.

Stupid Story part 1

FRD (sigh)

AS: What's wrong?

FRD: I'm bored.

AS (shouts): IT'S LINK!!!!

FRD: Where?!?!?!

AS: Huh?

FRD: Huh what do you mean huh? (she must suffer from short-term memory loss)

AS: I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MUST SUFFER FROM SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS?!?!?! I'm so insulted!

FRD: --'.

AS: Humph!

FRD: AHHHHH!!! (falls back on hind end because an arrow was shot through at her feet!)

AS: Who shot that at my friend?!?! (nobody answers)

FRD: How am I supposed to know?--x

AS: Weeeellll.... YOU MUST HAVE ENEMIES!!!!

FRD: Link?

AS: Link?!

FRD: No, Link! (points to Link on the hill)

AS (gasp): I MUST HAVE HIS AUTOGRAPH!! (grabs a pen and some paper. Where'd they come from??)

FRD: Why have his autograph when you can... ohhh never mind.

AS: Can't hear you! (runs up to Link) CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?! Or better yet, CAN I POKE YOU?!

FRD: --' (I'll never understand her)

AS: I HEARD THAT!! Hey, Link, can I have your hat? Or your fairy? Or maybe your horse? Or your tunic??

FRD:HEY STOP READING MY MIND AND HE'LL NEVER LET YOU HAVE ANY OF THAT STUFF!! (runs up to her)

AS: Make me and prove it! : p

FRD:(death glare)

AS (sticks tongue out at her): I've got his fairy! (points to Navi hovering over her head)

FRD: NO, you dingbat, she's yellow your an enemy a "fan girl".

AS: You're more of a fan than I am!! He should see your room! (swats Navi away)

Link: Your room?!?!

AS: Yes, her room is covered with- (FRD covers her mouth)

FRD: (A.S. mumbling through hand) heh heh my room is covered in....in... in ummm....uhhhh (think, Steph, think) PAINT!!! That's it paint. (Stupid, stupid, stupid!)

AS (looks back at FRD and rolls her eyes): Mer foom if coferd wif picfures of you!

Link: What?

AS (bites FRD's hand and gets free): HER ROOM IS COVERED WITH PICTURES OF YOU!!

FRD: O.o Oww....

AS (says to Navi with an evil grin): Who's more of a fan girl now?

Navi: (flies over FRD with a yellow warning)

FRD: (hits Navi on the head)

AS: That's not nice! (hands the fairy back to Link)

FRD: Do I look like I care? --x

Donut (who suddenly comes out of nowhere): No. But if you don't care, can I eat it?

FRD: Sure!!

(Donut jumps for Navi, but A.S. holds him back)

AS: Bad cat!

Link: Cat's can talk?

AS and Donut: Uhhhh... maybe?

Link: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MAYBE?! I JUST HEARD THAT CAT TALK!! (points dramatically at Donut)

FRD: (just watches with interest)

AS (clears throat): This "cat", as you put it, has a name. It's Donut.

(Everybody falls over Anime style)

Donut: What made them do that?

AS: That, we may never know.

(Malon suddenly pops out of nowhere)

Malon (says cheerily): Hey, Link!

FRD: Oh, joy Malon's here.

AS: Yeah. Whoop-dee-do.

Link: Oh, hey Malon. (smiles suspiciously at her)

(AS and FRD look at each other in a confused manner)

FRD: Do I won't to know?

AS: I'm not sure.

Boo kitty: Booger. That's boo-ger. Hehehe.

Donut: Where'd that come from? It didn't even go with the moment!

BK: Booger. (laughs so hard that he falls over)

(Donut shakes his head) He's weird...

FRD: Booger? (where on earth?)

AS: I heard that. And why did he say booger?

FRD: I dunno. Why don't you ask him?

AS: 'Cause he's being really weird right now and I'm afraid he might laugh himself into a coma.

(BK knocked out. Poor cat)

FRD: Ewww... (points to Malon and Link doing some things that are not rated G!)

AS: AAAHHHHH!!!! (covers her eyes)

FRD: Get a room!! For heaven's sake!!

(Donut watches a fly fly by, when he suddenly realizes, he must shield his little sister, Honey-Suckle's eyes!! He jumps in slow motion to her, but trips on a stick when he lands. He gets up as fast as one can in slow motion and covers Honey-Suckle's eyes.)

HS: Huh?

AS (points to the paragraph above): That was the longest paragraph we've had so far!

FRD: Yeah, glad you pointed that out for us! (rolls eyes)

Donut: I think the readers can see that for themselves.

FRD: Ok, back to the story!

AS: Uhh... ewww!! Better?

FRD: Yeah, whatever!

AS: SOMEBODY MAKE 'EM STOP!!

(Link starts cooing at Malon)

FRD: Ok. That's it!

AS: Ok. I'll grab Malon and you'll grab Link and then we'll tie 'em to those trees!!

(both grab Link and Malon and tie them to two trees that were right beside each other)

AS: Hey, why'd you tie Link right next to Malon?

FRD: Because.... it's TORTURE!!!! (rubs hands together and grins evilly)

AS: Ooookkaaaayyy....

FRD: Ok, I'm bored.

AS: Wanna ride horses?

FRD: Sure!

(Both girls get on their horses and FRD's fairy comes out of nowhere)

Sora, the fairy: 1 2 3 go!!

(The horses start at the same time and FRD pulls ahead. AS soon catches up and passes. FRD jumps up on a rock and jumps over AS and gets in front. AS gives her horse a carrot to catch up. FRD's horse blocks her from passing. Eventually, AS catches up and they both pass the finish line!)

Sora: It's a tie!

(FRD and AS look over to where Link and Malon are, but the two are gone.)

FRD and AS (looking at each other) :Oh no!

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A/N: Ok, we don't own Kingdom Hearts either. (FRD whimpers) There's part one and it's a cliffy! Go to Flaming red dragon's profile to read the next one! Oh, and by the way, Flaming red dragon's real name and my name are the same! We're both named Stephanie! Wierd, huh? No flames, please.