A/N: This was originally going to be a long-ass one-shot. Then drunk me got a hold of it and said, 'lol, make this shit into a miniseries'.

Is it me, or do we just love tormenting our blonde knight? Whether it's by making him get drunk and married, pounded in the ass by a futa, or getting his hand possessed by a Grimm…

Warnings include: Futa!Emerald, Fem!Jaune

Bended

Summary: It was just supposed to be a harmless experiment. Except now, Jaune becomes a girl after it goes wrong! Hilarity ensues.

*Chapter 1*

Jaune liked experimenting with the various types of Dust in Professor Port's class when it was empty, even if he was permanently obsessed with talking about himself to no one in particular. Something about mixing Dust to try and create new effects was just thrilling. He did help in creating a new type of ammo for Ruby's Crescent Rose, Solar Flare. It produced a catastrophic fiery explosion on anything it hit, and was super effective against Grimm.

Only this time around, things would end up a little…complicated. Yeah, complicated is the right word.

Or fucking hilarious and messed up because the person who is writing this is an asshole.

Jaune was working with his girlfriend Emerald, a transfer student from Haven. They started going out halfway through the year, and had gotten caught 'exploring' each other by their teammates more than once already. The library incident was still the funniest.

Though Glynda wasn't too pleased about having to wipe up bodily fluids from the table.

Jaune studied the vial of dark green dust, and he handed it over to his girlfriend, who also happened to be his partner in this class. "Hey, Em. What do you think we should put with the green?"

"Dunno," she shrugged, her hand on his. "I'm not an expert in this like you. But I'll tell you what; the green looks really nice with the black. Gives a dark and mysterious feel to it."

Jaune plucked a small vial of black Dust, uncorked it, and shrugged nonchalantly. "Hm. Either it works, or it doesn't. What could possibly go wrong with that?" 'There's nothing to it. Just mix it, and wait. How hard can it be?'

A few seconds after mixing the two types of Dust, he really regretted saying those words.

The mixture detonated in a cloud of smoke, and the smoke cloud swirled around the duo. Both of them coughed, and Emerald was the first to speak up, waving the cloud away. "Well…that didn't work at all. Next time, let's not do that."

"Agreed," Jaune coughed. He froze. His voice sounded…different. Higher pitched. More feminine. 'What the heck? Why is my voice that high?'

As if he became a girl.

But that would be ridiculous, right? There's no way in Remnant that a simple Dust explosion would have such disastrous consequences like turning Jaune into an utterly adorable girl.

Well….

"Um, Jaune?" Emerald looked like she was struggling to hold in her laughter. "You might want to look at yourself."

Jaune looked down, and his eyes widened in horror. "WHAT!?" A pair of small lumps was now protruding from his chest, and he noticed his clothes were loose on him, too.

'No! Surely I can't be!' With a shaking hand, he/she pulled on the waistband of his/her too big pants, and nearly cried. His proud manhood was gone.

He really was a girl.

"Nooooo!" Jaune wailed, burying her face in her hands. "Why? What the hell made this happen!?"

"What seems to be the matter?" Port swooped down on the couple, and his brow furrowed.

His eye twitched.

His magnificent facial hair grew about another foot.

"Ahem," he cleared his throat, and proceeded to walk out of the class. "I'm just going to get some sleep…I must be working far too hard."

He left the two alone in the abandoned class, and Jaune let a frustrated growl out as Emerald put an arm around her. "Dammit! Why did this have to be the effect?"

"Come here, hun." Emerald have her a reassuring hug, though her red eyes still sparkled with laughter. "I still feel the same way about you, you know."

Jaune sighed, and something just occurred to her. something…interesting.

"Wait, does this mean we're both lesbians?"

Papa Arc couldn't complain too much once word reached him.

"Pretty much," Emerald shrugged, seemingly not bothered by the concept of kissing or being in a romantic relationship with another girl. "By the way, what do you want me to call you? You are a girl now, and I don't think Jaune will work as a girl name."

Jaune stopped; she hadn't thought of that. Her mind was too busy trying to comprehend that she was now a girl to really think of a new name for herself. 'Goddammit. Now I'm actually referring to myself as a girl!? What the hell brain!?"

She wanted to let out a frustrated wail. But, that would probably do nothing other than draw attention.

And that was something she didn't want right now.

'How the hell am I supposed to explain this to my team!? Hi guys, it's Jaune, I just got turned into a girl thanks to some stupid Dust explosion; so, what are we doing this weekend?' The blonde let out a sigh. "I don't know. Maybe Jane? Does that work?"

"Awww, that's cute!" Emerald giggled, giving her a tight hug. "You really should see yourself in the mirror the first chance you get; you are utterly adorable."

Jane tried to give her a glare, but she couldn't really be mad; it wasn't Emerald's fault that she was now a girl. And a cute one at that.

Instead, Jane sighed and leaned into the hug. At least one person wasn't going to treat her any differently.

Emerald's body brushed up against her back, and the blonde froze. She felt something prodding her butt. 'What the…?'

Jane was by no means an expert in biology. However, she had seen Emerald naked before, and was one-hundred percent certain she didn't have something like that on her. "Um, Em?"

"Hm?"

"What the heck is poking my butt?"

Puzzled, Emerald looked down the front of her skirt, and her red eyes widened. She scratched the back of her neck, chuckling nervously. "Well…that's interesting."

"What is?" Jane asked curiously.

"…let's just say you weren't the only one affected by that stupid Dust." Emerald continued to stare down, and she let out a dejected sigh. "Great. It looks like today is going to be pretty damn awkward."

"Why?"

Emerald rolled her eyes, and she lifted up her skirt and pushed her panties to the side to reveal the problem. A big, throbbing problem.

"…is that a cock?

A/N: No regrets XD. Like I said, drunk me decided this ought to be a miniseries. So, enjoy!

P.S. next chapter will be some smut :D