Completely Flipped

Heyy ppl who read this, I just wanna let you know that I fell back asleep this morning watching Baka and Test on Funimation Channel, and I had a quite realistic yet crazy dream about it. It may be a subject never touched before, but what the heck

Akihisa looked up at the evening sky as he walked back from school, trying to pretend he didn't hear his stomach rumble. "Well it's a good thing I have salt water.." he mumbled to himself.

Suddenly he made the realization that he stepped on something, and as he looked down, saw that it was a 1000 yen bill.

After processing this, he shouted "YES!" and jumped in the air as if he owned the world. Turning to his left, he saw a decent yet busy looking cafe that he'd never been to before.

"Oh well, might as well try this place!" he said happily as he walked over. He walked inside and saw possibly the craziest scenario ever. But then again, that stuff's normal.

"….I-IRON MAN!"

Soichi Nishimura turned around wearing an apron over his clothes.

"YOSHII! MY NAME IS MR. NISHIMURA!" he said in his booming voice, honestly because he had no idea what to say.

All the color drained from Akihisa's face. "You…you work here!"

Iron Man closed his eyes and turned away. After a few seconds, he replied with "Yes. This is my second job."

Akihisa couldn't believe it. The meanest teacher of all teachers, wearing an apron! He wanted to laugh, but knew he'd get pummeled for it. He looked behind Iron Man at the café, and realized that the tables were all full.

"Wow, it seems busy today," he said nonchalantly.

"Yes, and would you please leave so I can get back to my job," Mr. Nishimura said, still not making eye contact.

"Well, maybe I can help you!"

Surprised by this, Mr. Nishimura turned around and looked at him. "Nonsense, you don't work here, now leave.

"Don't be silly, I can help even if I don't get paid," he said with a smile. Mr. Nishimura was confused by this, even though what Yoshii said sounded stupid.

Akihisa walked past him to the dirty dishes area (not in the kitchen though) and started to get ready. There was a suitcase on the floor, and as he picked it up a sheet of music fell out. He put the bag down and looked at it with interest.

Iron Man stormed over. "Yoshii! What do you think you're doing, that's my ba-" he stopped when he saw him looking at his music sheet. Oh no, he thought.

Akihisa looked up at him. "Cool, I didn't know you played an instrument!"

Mr. Nishimura just stared at the sheet.

"It's the piano, right?" Akihisa said, smiling.

Mr. Nishimura's face turned red. No one knows that I play the piano, not even the other teachers! How…..how did Yoshii of all people figure it out? …I thought he was an idiot…, he thought.

"That's pretty cool!"

"What?"

"That you play the piano!" Akihisa said. Then he turned and started to pile up the dishes.

Mr. Nishimura got even redder. And then, a small heart appeared above his head as he looked at Yoshii.

He…really is...nice, he thought.

Of course, Akihisa being as thick headed as he is, did not see this and kept doing what he was doing.

(the rest of my dream really just consists of Akihisa helping Iron Man serve mangoes as he tries to get rid of his absurd feelings.)

The end!

I told you it was crazy XP