"Fart where are you?" asked Hannah Montana.
"Here" said Mitchell Musso.
Heres what happened so far. The reason why everyone is pissed off, is because
Poo and fart got married
And
All the Disney characters had a gang bang against the wall except Dylan and Cole who were tied to a wall and Sandra and Mia were having it with them.
They lost their pocket watches
They all sucked cocks with the nickelodeons.
"hello" proclaimed a pineapple.
"Bring on the trumpets" shouted Emily Olsment
"I didn't say anything!" said Demi Lavarto.
"Bring on the wall!" said Graham Moffit (he's dead so we'll have his ghost of his bearded penis saying it)
Then the nickelodeon characters Tommy and dil and a retard horse that has nothing to do with nick or Disney came in and got married to homer Simpson and a borse (a cross between and horse and a bat) a camera flashed and a dil do appeared.
Then the old lady from X factor came in and sang
"We're having a gang bang were having a ball! Were having a gang bang against the wall" the she went to Dylan and Cole and painted their belly buttons blue and green. Then I appeared running on the Solvate Reunion. With Owen Hopkins having sex! Then we all went on the price is right and Joe pasqully said, "Come on down lay on the floor take off your corset."
Then Emily Olsment said, "bring on the armpits!" then Selena Gomez said "bring on the carpets!" then Jayden Dance said "bring on the tar pits!" (Not that, which has anything to do with it!) Then hay diddle, diddle the Ashley and the fiddle, Dixie jumped over the moon, Cody Dixie's dog laughed to see such fun and Hayley ran away with Owen, Oscar and Cole; and Cole and Hayley ran away with Owen, Oscar and Cole! Then the cheater girls came on and shacked their booty's. Then Phineas and Ferb came on liking the floor with Candace, Isabella, Belshike, Jeremy, Jeremy's little sister, Buford the bully and the fire side girls 121 from Phineas and Ferb. Then the Jonas Brothers came in and sung love bug. Then Joe Jonas said, "What's that coming out of my bum is it a monster, is it a monster?" then Kevin said, "No it's just a large fat poo" "ten out of ten people in the Solvate Reunion have Unicorn problems," said Nick. Then the IT crowd came on dancing to an old oom pa band witch was the people from a pint of larger and a packet of crisps playing brass instruments! Then we all did the Charleston (an old 1920's jazz dance were you go from foot to foot and move your arms like your cleaning windows!) Lauren, Fay, Elin, Lizzie, Milli, Bally and Silver came on shaking their tail feathers! Then we all went to a Bollywood party and shaved our legs whilst doing an Indian dance and eating Curry! Then went to a Hollywood party and got down on the dance floor! We all wanna say "WE LOVE CHEESY SHARRON FRUITS!" and "THANK YOU FOR READING WE ALSO HATE TO SAY THIS BUT THE BLOODY END!"
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