What is really V.F.D.
Chapter OneIf you like stories with ponies and kittens, this is not the right book for you. I recommend the book over there in the next aisle if you do not like scary books with a so-non happy ending. You must be warned about one more thing. V.F.D. does not stand for Very Fun Days or Vertical Funny Dogs. It stands for serious things. Too many things that do not belong on this page. It is a secret for the page and no-one will realize.
You have been warned once and once again. But, if you do not like this book by the end. I will not be the person blamed. You will. I hope you enjoy the next page, what ever it is. Because, once you start reading you cannot stop, or put the book down because- my alarm!! Oh well, I'll leave it. Where was I up to? Oh right! Because this book is interesting. I will tell you about my studies and all about the Baudelaire orphans, but, once again. You have been warned!
