Introduction

Sherlock opened the laptop he had stolen from John. It was his laptop, but with him being 'dead' it went to John and Mrs. Hudson. In fact, he had broken in and taken all of the equipment from them, and moved to the slums of London where he could live without much suspicion.

When he opened his laptop, and the screen lit up, he stared at it blankly, much like he had been staring at everything lately. Sherlock snapped out of his trance, and logged onto his computer. His screen saver picture popped up. It was a newspaper picture. Of him and Watson, wearing those damn hats. Sherlock sighed, and pulled open the internet. He lived close enough to a cafe to get internet for free.

Pulling up the internet, Sherlock got on a blogging site. He decided it was time to follow in his best friends footsteps and write a blog about himself, without really being himself.

What to call it, what to call it... He mused to himself. His mind raced to come up with a title, and he grinned when he thought it.

Dead Man's Blog

Then, underneath it, he added:

Everything you'll ever need to know about being dead-and it's perks.

He laughed at how stupid that sounded. But, he decided that he liked it alot, so he kept it. After he customized his theme, he decided it was time for his first blog post.

Being Dead

To you, my dear readers, I'm dead. But, in reality I am completely and utterly alive. Slipping under the radar isn't the easiest thing in the world. But, by reading this blog, you're getting a glimpse into it.

From the bottom of my heart, I hope that you enjoy this blog.

Sincerely,

The Dead Man

Sherlock smiled, and posted it. That should do it.

He shut his laptop, and went to bed.