I thought of writing this because of hisuka-chan's pestering. Now I have to sacrifice my facebook and Mangafox for a while. ENJOY my PAIN!


EATING nothing (are you enjoying my pain?)


chapter 1: Who's that?

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One busy day, Kagura is sitting at a bench at the park. The usual place where she always fights the efing sadist. She's here coz she lost a bet to Okita and promised to see each other today at 8AM. Okita said that there's a huge possibility that he will be late and Kagura must wait for him. Okita also asked her to dressed like a girl (I know right?). Kagura couldn't protest since she lost the bet. Okita promised to feed her so I guess it's fine. It's a beautyful day today, the weather is fine. The sun can not harass Kagura's delicate skin ,thanks to the clouds. It was almost perfect. ALMOST. What ruined it? You really wanna know?

"That fucking sadist is late!". Kagura yelled as she stomped her right foot.

Yes people, the knight in shining sadist hasn't arrived. Any girl would get mad. She's been sitting there for 4 long hours! 4 long fucking hours! We all could forgive Okita because he's the Shinsengumi Captain and it's not easy being one, I mean, he couldn't just ditch off from work, right? He should be a good example to everyone, except for the fact that it's his day off. Kagura is so mad that she's imagining Okita's punishment. She's really mad now. She even woke up early and escaped from Gintoki and dressed to look good today. She's wearing a cute short (revealing her beautiful legs) sky blue kimono (matching her eyes) with pink flowers detailed on it's edges. Otae fixed her hair beautifully. Men passing by couldn't help but turn their heads appreciating the beauty they see (Kagura). "Stop staring at me, fucking perverts!".

"You're gonna die you fucking sadist!"


Hours before...

Okita opened his eyes. The sun is shining bright, birds chirping, wind's brushing gently his soft hair. The First Division Shinsengumi Captain got up to wash his face in slow mo. He then remembered his China. *smirk* He then looked at the clock, 8:51 A.M. He rubbed his eyes... and looked again

"Shit! I'm late!" he said as he stand up and took a bath.

Okita moved so fast that it looked like he's being timed. He's so ready to go when the first division Demon Vice commander stopped him.

"Where do you think you're going?"

"It's my day off, Hijikata-san"

"I could care less if you die today, but at least talk to your visitor"

"Visitor?"

Who could it be? Mitsuba died already, so who could it be? Okita was so god damn curious. Hijikata followed him to the room where the visitor is waiting.

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Okita slowly opened the door and saw the said visitor. It's a young woman, with sky blue kimono almost matching her hair which is blue-greenish (is that a word?), red eyes, pale skin pretty face. She turned to see Okita and smiled

"It's been a long time, Sou-chan"

"Yu.. Yuuu... Yukina-chan" Okita said as he slowly... real slow.. walked near Yukina.

"I'll be doing my job now" Hijikata said as he close the door.

"How are you doing, Sou-chan?" Yukina asked still smiling

"I should be the one asking that Yukina-chan" Sougo asked looking down

"I'm stronger than what you think"

"I doubt that"

"Do you remember our promise?"

Okita's eyes widen. He stared at the young lady's eyes. He can't escape this time. He looked down again, and nodded his head gently. Yukina looked at Okita who's eyes are stuck on the floor. She slowly sat near him and held his hand.

"We promised but if you're against it now..." Yukina said teary eyed

"It's fine.. It's not like I don't want to, Yukina-chan" Okita said eyes still stuck on the floor

Yukina looked at Okita's face then smiled again.

"Can you show me around, Sou-chan?" She asked smiling "I want to be with you today"

"Yeah"


Meanwhile..

She can't wait any longer. This is too much! She stood up and walked around a bit.

"That sadist should have a good reason or I'll beat him to death!" Kagura said as she walk around.

She realized the men behind were those men who were staring at her in the park.

"What the fuck do they want?"

She was about to go home when she spotted a sandy haired man walking around edo. The fucking sadist looks uber handsome, made every female creatures (human, amanto or animals) drool. Kagura was about to kill the sadist when she saw the girl walking with the bastard. Kagura stared at the young lady. She has a long greenish hair, with big red eyes. She's wearing a sky blue kimono with red flower on her hip. She looks oh so happy holding the sadist arm like a fucking monkey. And the bastard doesn't look irritated. "Who the hell is this pretty girl?".


And there you all have it, I'm gonna die... Please don't kill me, it's short coz... coz... Okay, I have no alibi this time,, tinamad lang okay, tao lang eh.. :) I'll start writing about the 2nd chapter as soon as I finish eating magnum choco truffle, okay?

Hit review after reading this crap... Thanks a lot monsters! labyulots! :)