Title: Just the Two of Us
Author: Evil Emmy
Rating: G
Reviews: Pleasssssssssseeeeeee...
Disclaimer: I am Chris!!! Mwahahahaha
A/N: This little piece of insanity is the result of drinking almost two liters of Lemon Pepsi Twist and watching Austin Powers II one too many times. I'm warning you now, this is extremely corny and crazy! It goes to the tune 'Just the Two of Us'. The one sang by Dr. Evil to Mini Me in the movie, which is based on the song sang by Will Smith. Hope you enjoy it!

Just the Two of Us

This is a highly classified subject...
Just the two of us.
Just the two of us...
From the moment that you stepped, into my dark abode. I knew that I'd safe cause I'd never be alone.
An alien-hunter shouldn't speak out loud about his feelings. My hurt and my pain make it easier for *them* to kill me.
I'd hoped Diana, was the real thing. Believe in what I believed, help me find my sis. But Diana, she was a cruel one. Didn't return the love I gave, made me want to cry.
Then came Phoebe. She acted just the same. Took over my heart, it was all just a game.
They both rejected me. C'est la vie. Life is cruel, treats you unfairly.
Even so, a God there must be. Scully, you complete me!
Just the two of us.
We'll find the truth if we try...
Just the two of us.
...Just me and you, hunting aliens.
Just the two of us. Yeah!
Even though you are a skeptic, deep in your eyes I see. Everything you do, you do just for me.
Just the two of us.
Searching for UFOs in the sky.
Just the two of us. You and I!
Just
the
two
of
us..
Our truth is out there.
Our truth is out there.
Just the two of us, you and I.

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