"But Spike, I'm gay now," Willow moaned as she ineffectively tried to push him away.

"Come on, Red," Spike said between laying kisses on her neck. "Know you want me."

"I," she gasped. "How can you?" She wrapped a leg around him, pulling him into her.

With a smirk, he leaned his torso back so he could look her in the eyes. "Rolled a twenty in seduction. Nobody's invulnerable to me."

"That's not entirely true," Kennedy said as she yanked Spike off her girlfriend. Spike heard Willow gasp as the stake hit his heart.

Spike screamed as he bolted up on the cot, almost toppling it over. He looked around, at a loss for where he was for a moment, before it came back to him: Buffy's basement.

"That's it," he said as he pulled out his cigs. "One - I am never playing D&D with Andrew again and, two - no more mixing blood and chocolate right before bed."