"No more goat soup!"

It is the funniest line in The Mummy. Or, at least, one of them. Remember? O'Connell, Evy, Jonathan and the Warden are riding through the desert at dusk, and Jonathan hits the sleeping Warden with his whip? Good times.

It got me thinking, how bad could the recipe for goat soup be, for such a creep like the Warden to not want anymore of it? So, with the help on Angie & Leighann, I have created the recipe for Goat Soup.

It will make you laugh, or it will make you gag. Either way, I would not advise any one trying this recipe out, because it is rather sick. :)

This is just a silly little thing that came to me this morning, hope you like! And if there is anything that you think should be added to the mix, let me know.

Dedicated to Jessica Keil, for making me sit down and watch the Mummy for the first time. And for laughing and saying, "No more goat soup!" And for getting me hooked on the Mummy, Oded Fehr (George!), and the saying, "No more goat soup!" It's all Jessie's fault, blame it on her. :)

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Goat Soup.

3 lb. Goat meat. Chunked up.
1 qt. Goat Broth. (Boil the leftover goat parts. I.e., neck, organs, feet, ribs.)
3 turnips. Sliced into quarters.
3 potatoes. Sliced into quarters.
2 sticks of celery. Diced up.
1 cup peas.
1 cup carrots. Chopped up.
Add some goat hair. To flavor.
(If wanted) Some goat skin, for zest.

Put the meat and broth in a large pot. Bring to a boil. Add in hair and skin; let simmer for 2 days. After 2 days have passed, add in rest of ingredients. Bring to another boil. Add in the rest of the hair, and let simmer for 1 hour, stirring often.

Ladle into bowls; garnish with sour cream and parsley. Eat while still hot, feed leftovers to camels.

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EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW! :)

(By the way, I am working on another story about Emily & Ardeth. It should be done soon. Hang in there and thank you for all the wonderful reviews!~Mojenica)