Jack for goodness sake, stop leaving the door open slightly, the lizard will escape.
Jack! Where the hell are you? THIS IS WHY I SHOULD GO FOR FOOD, or Donna, or Martha. ANYONE BUT YOU.
JACK? HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE?
If it was you taking pictures of me asleep I'm sending the lizard your way when it's angry or hungry, Harkness.
WHO ATE ALL MY BISCUITS?
Oi, don't shout, and it wasn't me.
Okay, fine. Sorry to bother you Donna. Don't use too much hot water.
I knocked them off and the dog ate them. Sorry. You should put them in cupboard.
If you didn't label stuff the night shift steal them all, if I recall. I looked like a right loon, 'ONE CUSTARD CREAM IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?'
- M x
I KNOW RIGHT!
I hated being a temp, people think they can eat your stuff because 'you don't actually really work here!' BASTARDS. I already stole those sandwiches from Gramps that day aswell.
EXCUSE ME? CAN YOU SEND THOSE MANUALLY, MARTHA, I can't follow this conversation. WHAT IS THIS? WHY DOESN'T SOMEONE ACTUALLY COME IN AND TALK TO ME AND ENTERTAIN THIS BLOODY LIZARD?
AND THE DOG.
Jack- STOP. EATING. MY. CHOCOLATE.
Sorry, I'm really bored.
JACK GET MORE BISCUITS. LOADS OF DIFFERENT ONES.
'ENTERTAIN THIS BLOODY LIZARD?' Is that a euphemism? Hey, I'm only one man, I'm coming.
WHY THE HELL DID YOU FORWARD THAT TO JACK, CAN I ASK, MISS JONES?
Because it's funny?
He's having a right tantrum in there, Martha, eh?
Ha! I know right? It's only half serious. Where are you?
Bath.
Oh, sounds good.
There's more than one.
I know, I'm fine for now.
Ew, you're going to have a bath with him later aren't you?
Don't be daft! How the hell would we fit?
Yeah, I believe you...
Besides, showers are easier to work with.
...
JACK! HURRY UP! MOVE! ALLONS-Y etc.
HEY LOOK I GOT THE TRANS-UNIVERSE LINE ON! Hello, Jack!
HOW ARE YOU, BUDDY?
It's the Doctor. Amy says hi. Rory's...asleep.
Careful, the other one might get jealous - Jack
Oh, flirting already? Ew.
