AVENGERS®

Deadpool©

Chapter 1

- Deadpool? -

A Bright Sunny Morning. Peter Parker walks past Deadpool, who, is eating pancakes whilst watching T.V. Deadpool raises his hand and says

" Goooooooood Morning! " Peter replies

" Hehrrh... " Peter goes to the fridge and pulls out the milk, pours himself a glass and starts to drink it.

Meanwhile Deadpool is laughing his head off at the T.V, slowly Peter wakes up and realizes Deadpool is watching T.V. Peter immediately charges into the living room

" WHAT THE-? Deadpool! What are you doing here? "

" Hey! pee pee " Deadpool raises a finger to his lips and continues

" sshhhhh people are sleeping "

" Pee pee? " Peter thinks to himself, he starts to whisper

" You do know Wolverine is here? " Deadpool nods

" Yep! " Peter looks bemused

" O-kay? Just checking. So? What are you doing here? " Deadpool looks at Peter and holds up a fork with a piece of pancake on it

" I'm eating pancakes! Duuuhh! " Deadpool looks over at Jarvis

" Jarvis my man, these are the MOST delicious pancakes EVER! " Jarvis bows

" Thank you sir " Deadpool double takes

" Sir? Jarvis, please - call me DP " Jarvis again bows

" Okay Sir! " Deadpool pulls out his gun and aims it at Jarvis

" WHAT ARE YOU DOING? " Shouts Peter

" Call me sir ONE more time, I dares ya! " Jarvis is scared and looks to Peter for help, Peter stands there with mouth open

" BANG! " Shouts Deadpool, Jarvis jumps

" Haaahhahahahahahaah! Oh man you shoulda seen the looks on your faces, bwhahahahahah! But seriously call me DP! Okay? " Jarvis nods, Peter checks on Jarvis while Deadpool continues to watch T.V. Jarvis whispers

" Sir? If I may? That Deadpool fellow is awfully... odd! "

" He has few issues, but, he is not really gonna kill you... I think? "

Logan walks into the kitchen, Peter quickly blocks the entrance to the room Deadpool is in. Logan grabs a beer from the fridge and using his adamantium claws opens it and takes a swig

" A little early for that isn't it heh-heh! " Peter croaked, Logan looked at him and mumbled, he headed towards Peter

" Ya wanna get outta my way, bub? " Deadpool wails with laughter at T.V.

" ummmm... i'm sorry but, you cannot go in there at the mo' my... err... my, my cousin vinnie is visiting and well, he isn't your biggest fan " Logan glares at Peter

" Uh-huh? Whut do I care? " Deadpool, again, laughs at T.V.

" Let me talk to him first - - " Logan gets right in Peter's face, Peter starts to sweat, alot

" Cut tha crap slim! yur lyin'... I can smell it " Logan takes another swig of beer

" Really? Uhh... I mean, no I'm not! " Logan tries to peek over Peter's shoulder

" What's really goin' on? " Peter looks left and right

" Ummmmmm - - " Logan takes another swig of beer

" Look! Eitha ya move OR ya gonna be pickin' yar guts off tha flo - " Suddenly

" Aaaaaahhahahahahhahahaah! Yo! Jarvis! More pancakes please! " Logan's eyes widened as he recognised the voice, his face started to contort into that of an enraged animal, he crushes the beer bottle, splintering glass in his hand

" Logan! Please! Don't D - " Logan shoved Peter aside and charged into the room

" YOU! " Deadpool froze with a piece of pancake hanging out the side of his mouth, he sucked it in

" Logan! Buddy! "

" AAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH! WILSON! I'M GONNA KILL YOU! "

" (in a high pitch squeal) AAAAAAAHHHHHH! Wait! Was that to girly? " Logan pounced at Deadpool who cartwheeled out of the way and pulled his mask back over his mouth

" Hey! Logan! You forgot to call me bub? "

" AAARRRRGGGHHHHHGHHH! " Logan rushed towards Deadpool, who, leap frogged him

" Wowah! Dude! Why all the hostility? " The commotion had caused everyone to be awoken, Steve Rogers and Tony Stark were first on scene

" What is going on here? " said Steve with authority, Deadpool was momentarily distracted by Steve, Logan pounced on Deadpool and stabbed him through the head.

Logan continued stabbing Deadpool, blood was flung everywhere, until his rage had subsided. Logan slowly stood up, everyone one was looking at him in stunned silence. Logan looked around then broke the silence

" Whut? " Mary Jane ran into the kitchen and vomited, Jarvis fainted, Tony closed his eyes, lowered and shook his head and Peter just stood there with his mouth open... again? Steve spoke up

" Soldier explain yourself! "

" He deserved it "

" You are going to have to do BETTER than THAT! Soldier " Logan glared at Steve

" He ain't even dead! Hey! Wilson! Ya can get up now... Wilson?... Wilson! " But Deadpool didn't move?