This is a random crack i started for no reason. If anyone actually wants to read it I'd be surprised.
I do not own Code Geass
I'd be awesome if I did though...
Kallen picked up a stick on the ground.
"WTF is this doing?!" she screamed then threw it at Lelouch's head.
Lelouch's face exploded squirting blood everywhere.
"Holy shit!" Suzaku screamed and ran around in circles then bent down and began knawing at Lelouch's arm.
"No! Bad doggy!" Kallen yelled and yanked Suzaku away from Lelouch. "How many times have i told you?! Necrophilia is bad!! Have a cookie." Kallen took out a cookie and waved it at Suzaku's face.
Suzaku whimpered then peed on Kallens' leg.
"Eek!" Kallen screamed then kicked Suzaku in the face.
"RAWWRRR!!!" Nunnally ran into both of them with her wheelchair. "I want CHOCOLAAAATEEEE!!!"
"No!" C.C. yelled and pushed Nunnally over. "Only i can have Kallen!" She grabbed Kallen then threw her over her shoulder then ran away.
"NOOOOO!!! My chocolaaatteeee..." Nunnally yelled until she passed out.
"Finally..." Lelouch said as he stood up and wiped off the ketchup.
"Our plan has succeeded." Suzaku walked up to Lelouch and wrapped his arms around him. "You and I are now alone."
They both jumped off a nearby cliff 30 seconds later...
To be continued???
Yup, there may be more on the way. I'm scared....
