Spidey: I'm back, with another new story! I know, I'm putting alot of stress on myself by writing another ask fic without stopping the other one, and keeping my other two stories that I haven't discontinued going, not to mention passing the last two classes I'll ever need in high school, but I feel like a challenge! Now, shall we start? Our first character, hailing from the Mushroom Kingdom (and also brooklyn, though I have yet to see where they got that from in canon) Please give a warm welcome to Mario!
Mario: -appears out of nowhere, hailed by confetti and the invincible Mario music- Where am I? And where's that music coming from? And what happened to my Italian accent?
Spidey: You're in an ask fic, that music is from your games, and you still have an accent, but I didn't feel like writing it...though I'll still write it when you say your catchphrases, so don't-a worry!
Mario: An ask fic? I haven't been in one of those for a while! Lets-a go!
Spidey: Glad for you enthusiasm! And our next guest, hailing all the way from the Koopa Kingdom, the King of the Koopas himself, Bowser!
Bowser: -appears, the roars like he did in SSB:Melee- Where the hell am I? -grabs Spidey by the throat-
Spidey: -choking- You're in an ask fic...
Bowser: SEND ME BACK NOW!
Spidey: Is there any way I can convince you to stay...and not crush my throat?
Bowser: NO!
Spidey: Oh well, I guess Peach will be better off without you being here to sexually harrass her consistantly...
Bowser: Peach is coming?
Spidey: Well, I can't leave her out of my ask fic, can I?
Bowser: So...how long will you be requiring me to stay here?
Spidey: I'm glad you see things my way! Our next guest, hailing all the way from the Mushroom Kingdom, and wearing the YOUTHful color of green, is none other than the apparant fan favorite, LUIGI!
Luigi: -falls through the ceiling in a bad arse way, with music from Luigi's mansion playing, and points vacuum at them- Where's my brother?
Spidey: Oh, Luigi! Perfect timing, i was just about to kidnapp you with my author powers!
Luigi:...this is an ask fic, isn't it?
Spidey: Yup.
Luigi: Well, as long as it's not Luigi bashing, I don't have anything better to do!
Bowser: -grabs Spidey by the throat- You said the next person would be Peach! You lied, so now you die!
Spidey: She's coming! just not yet...I didn't want her to think this was some sort of kidnapping attempt, so I'm bringing all her friends here first!
Bowser: -lets go- You're answer satisfies me...for now...
Spidey: -coughs for air- Our next guest is a princess, hailing from...
Bowser: YES! FINALLY! PEACH IS HERE!
Spidey:...Sarasaland...
Bowser: Peach is from Sarasaland?
Spidey: -ignores him-...please welcome, Princess Daisy!
Daisy: -falls out of nowwhere, but is caught by Luigi- Thanks, Weegee!
Luigi: -blushes- Don't mention it!
Bowser: YOU GOT MY HOPES UP, YOU JERK! -goes to grab Spidey by the throat again-
Spidey:...sorry. I've learned my lesson, and I already told you that I'm going to summon her at the end of the chapter!
Bowser: Er...right...sorry...-puts him down-
Spidey: Well Bowser, our next guest will probably piss you off even more...but hailing from Dreamland, the most maniacal dictator in the Marioverse...-sees Bowser walking towards him threateningly- I mean the SECOND most maniacal dictator in the Marioverse, please welcome, Wart!
Wart: -appears out of nowhere, with no fanfare at all- Who dares make me appear out of nowhere? WHO DARES?!
Spidey: I dare! And if you don't behave, I'll send Mario to PWN your weakling arsehole!
Wart: Bring it! -starts farting-
Mario: -puts on nosepin- Lets-a go! -throws fireball at him-
Spidey: Mario, no...
-huge explosion-
Spidey: -covered in soot- thanks alot guys, now I'm homeless! You guys are jerks! Speaking of jerks, hailing from lord knows where, please don't welcome, a loser that won't die, Wario!
Wario: Wah hahaha! -gets hit by missile-
Spidey: -holds smoking rocket launcher innocently- Poor Wario...we knew him too well...
Wario: -gets up- I'm alive! Wahaha...-gets crushed by huge robotic foot-
Spidey: Thanks, Coup!
Coup: -salutes, then flies away in Megas-
Spidey: Oh, did I mention this thing would be filled with cameos, not all of them Mario related? Anyway, on to our next guest...ooh, we have MORE royalty in the house!
Bowser: FINALLY!!
Spidey:...hailing from the Koopa kindom, The Koopalings! Oh, and Bowser Jr of course!
Jr: Where the hell am I...DADDY! -glomps Bowser-
Roy: He hasn't learned that dad hates us yet, has he...
Bowser: -glomps all of his children- I'm so glad you guys are OK...-looks around- Because...um...you're...still useful to me! I TOTALLY don't care about anyone besides myself. -looks around, then backs away from them- Now answer your questions like good children, or you're all grounded for a month!
Wendy: But I DON'T WANNA ANSWER QUESTIONS! YOU'RE A HORRIBLE FATHER, AND I'M GONNA SCREAM TILL I GET MY WAY!
Spidey: -puts in ear plugs- Well, I guess if you don't want to answer my questions, I could always find a more beautiful person to answer for me... after all, only beautiful people get the priviledge of answering questions...
Wendy: THEN WHAT'S WART DOING HERE?
Spidey: Damnit! Alright, I didn't want to use this, but you've forced my hand! If you don't answer my questions, I'll leave you in the middle of the desert!
Wendy: NO! I HATE DESERTS! I'LL BE GOOD, I'LL BE GOOD!
Spidey: Good. -takes out earplugs- Now, can you be QUIET?
Wendy: If it keeps me away from hot, dry climates, than yes, I can.
Spidey: Good. Now, hailing from Yoshi Island, is one of the fan favorite characters, Yoshi!
Yoshi: -appears out of nowhere- Yoshi!
Spidey: Um...here. -gives him a translator-
Yoshi: What's the point of bringing me into an ask fic when I can't even talk...wait, i can talk! It's a miracle! YAYS! -turns to Mario- I feel mistreated when you jump on my back without asking permission! I don't mind hauling you around, but could you, ya know, ask first?
Mario: I had no idea you felt that way! I'll-a be sure to ask!
Yoshi: thank you!
Spidey: You're welcome! And now to introduce another character! hailing from Dreamland, and speaking in an annoyingly cheerful monotone voice, is Birdo!
Birdo: -appears out of nowhere- Where am I...-sees Bowser- Ah you sonova...
Bowser: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DUMPED ME, AND LEFT ME TO RAISE WENDY ALL BY MYSELF!
Birdo: -still in monotone- You're the one who forgot our one year anniversary... -sees Yoshi- Yoshi-kun!
Yoshi: Meep! it's the stalker! -runs for his life-
Birdo: That's as far as you go! -shoots Yoshi with egg, knocking him out- Now it's time to get what I'm hopefully here for. -starts to drag Yoshi away-
Spidey: -stops her- Sorry, this fic is T-rated, and the reason your here is to answer questions...
Birdo: I guess that's Ok... I'll win that Yoshi over eventually...just you wait Yoshi...just you wait...
Spidey: -backs away- That didn't sound disturbing at all...Our next guest, hailing from... -gets grabbed by the throat-
Bowser: -lifts Spidey by throat- NOBODY CARES ABOUT BIRDO! BRING PEACH HERE THIS INSTANT OR I'LL...
Spidey: -grabs his wrist, and twists it backward, causing him extreme pain- 7H47'5 17! 17'5 71M3 Y0U L34RN3D 50M3 R35PC7 F0R 7H3 AU7H0R! -lifts him by the throat- 7H15 15 MY 45K F1C, 4ND 1'LL 8R1N6 1N P34CH WH3N I D4MN W3LLL F33L L1K3 17! K4P335H?
Bowser: -choking- I-I can't understand w-what y-your saying...m-mr. Author...sir...
Ash (from Evil Dead, not Pokemon): -walks in- Oh no, Red's in Protective Fanboy Mode again. And to translate, he said: That's it, it's time you learned some respect for the author! This is my ask fic and I'll bring in Peach when i damn well feel like it, kapeesh?
Bowser: -noddes hastily, and is dropped to the ground-
Spidey: -returns to normal- Sorry about that. Oh, and in case you're wondering, Ash is here because he's made of bada55, and so far, I only have one fanfiction that he HASN'T at least made a cameo in. So I brought him here. Now, on to our last guest; hailing from the Mushroom Kindom, the plot device that spurs Mario do action, please welcome, princess Peach!
Peach: -appears out of nowhere- Where am I?
Bowser: Peach, you finally made it!
Peach: -looks at Bowser, than Mario, then Luigi, then back at Bowser- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THEM?!
Bowser: Peach, no, you don't understand, I...
Peach: -starts hitting him with her umbrella- You horrible, horrible lizard, leave my man alone! -beats the crap out of Bowser using moves from SSB-
Bowser: Umbrellas...my only weakness besides pools of lava and explosives, and fireballs...how did you know? -loses conciousness-
Peach:...that would have been good to know several years ago. -sees Spidey- And you must be working with him! -runs at him with umbrella-
Spidey: Wait, stop, this is an ask fic, I brought you here to answer questions...-umbrella stops an inch from his face-
Peach: -in her normal, sweet voice- Sorry... I thought Mario was being brainwashed or something...great, several of my clothes fell off while i was fighting Bowser...
Mario: -passes out from nosebleed-
Spidey: Great, now I need to save mario again...at least Peach isn't trying to kill me anymore...
Peach: -sees Mario pass out- WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? -charges at Spidey with umbrella-
Spidey: All I can say is MEEP! -runs from Peach-
Ash and Luigi: -watch with amusement-
Luigi: Well, that wraps up this chapter...
Ash: Review, or Wart will attempt to give Fanservice...without having any fans...
Wart: -starts dancing- My milk shake maker brings the boys to the yard...
Ash: -shields his eyes from the horror- Ah, I can still hear!
Luigi: -covers his ears- I can still see!
Daisy: Maybe if someone reviews, he'll stop!
Ash: PLEASE, REVIEW! I DON'T NEED ANY MORE HORROR IN MY LIFE! I'M MESSED UP ENOUGH AS IT IS!
Everyone except Wart, whos busy dancing: REVIEW!!
