Hurrah!! My second Evo story!!! And my fourth multi-chapter to boot. (I'm gonna finish this one. Seriously!!!!!!)

Here you are!!! I'm dedicating this to Nightcrawler's Shadow!! You rock girl!!!

Chapter 1! (woohoo!!)

"Zere!" a male voice said "Zat should keep zem away, for a while anyway." The person stood back to inspect his work.

A rough wooden sign stood stuck in the ground. It depicted a demon like creature that stood in a crouch on two-toed feet, had 3 fingers per hand, fangs, glowing yellow eyes, and was blue and fuzzy all over. Then the pointed ears that protruded from shoulder length indigo hair. The words "Beware Demon" were painted above the image. Said "demon" stuck his tongue out at his work. "It SHOULD say, beware fuzzy blue elf but zat wouldn't keep ze townsfolk away now would it? "Ignorant humans, attacking harmless fuzzball like me!! Honestly…" He headed back to his patched but clean house, spaded tail absently scratching an itchy spot.

"My tail!! How could I forget my tail?!" He hurried back to the sign and painted a long blue spaded tail behind the figure. "Zere! Now it is complete!" Satisfied, he went to prepare for the day. Too bad the day that started out well couldn't end the same way.

The elf came swinging back through the trees surrounding his house cradling dinner: two wonderfully fat doves and their eggs in a carefully packed sack. He was about to climb down from the last tree when he spotted a group of men, complete with torches and pitchforks, standing in his yard. "Vat, can zese people not read?" he asked irritably, climbing down from the tree.

"This is the plan of attack men!" the mob's leader, a man named Duncan shouted. "We sneak in while that demon's sleeping and stab it. Tie it down if you have to but do NOT let it get away!!" The men roared as a sign of approval.

"I'm seeing a flaw in zis plan of yours" a slightly accented voice said from the back. Everyone turned but couldn't see the speaker, he was hidden in shadows. "Yeah?" asked Duncan "like what? The figure stepped forward and grinned, fangs glistening in the firelight.

"Ze demon woke up"

"The men stared at their prey for a moment and then ran away screaming like little women. "Ze 'demon' also has a name!" the elf shouted at their retreating backs. "Kurt Vagner! And don't forget it!" He turned round with a snort, collected his dinner, and went inside.

It's shamefully short, I know. But this seemed to be the best spot to end the first chapter. I hope you're happy now Shadow!! And I'm sorry for taking so long. –bows- So yeah, I hope you all like my new story. Reviews are love!!