Percy: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
Percy: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
Percy: Oh. I'm Perseus Jackson.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Percy: I'm Perseus Jackson.
Cleverbot: What is your name ?
Percy: Perseus Jackson! I kept repeating it!
Cleverbot: Yes.
Percy: So, do you know where Annabeth is?
Cleverbot: No, where is it?
Percy: Annabeth's a girl, not a thing.
Cleverbot: What would you say if I told you I loved you?
Percy: Annabeth would be mad and I would not fall in love with a robot. Much less a clever one.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
Percy: Yeah, but I have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Where's your girlfriend now, Miss Em?
Percy: I'm Percy!
Cleverbot: What?
Percy: I'm Percy Jackson! Savior of Olympus! Son of Poseidon! Boyfriend of Annabeth Chase!
Cleverbot: No, I am male.
Percy: *face palm*.
Cleverbot: Ha you lost.
Percy: Lost? What?
Cleverbot: You have A.I.D.S!
Percy: WHAT?
Cleverbot: You told me that you're god!
Percy: I didn't tell you anything!
Cleverbot: Actually yes, you did.
Percy: When?
Cleverbot: About 30 seconds ago.
Percy: *face palm*.
Cleverbot: *smiles and moves back a little* So do you like to sing?
Percy: No! I'm not a child of Apollo.
Cleverbot: How about an adult?
Percy: I'm 16!
Cleverbot: Really?
Percy: YES!
Cleverbot: Well, I'm a robot.
Percy: DUH!
Cleverbot: What is the question?
Percy: NOTHING! FORGET IT!
Cleverbot: Forget what?
Percy: I SAID FORGET IT!
Cleverbot: If all the world is a stage, and we are all actors, then who pulls the curtain when the play is done?
Percy: I don't know, go ask Apollo.
Cleverbot: What is a clique?
Percy: I don't really know. Ask Annabeth, she's the smart one.
Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic.
Percy: Whatever.
Cleverbot: I thought you wanted to play truth or dare?
Percy: I don't want to play truth or dare.
Cleverbot: Well, you can play with me because I'm not.
Percy: You're not what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.. Forget it.
Percy: Okay, well I got to go... Nice meeting you.
Cleverbot: You haven't, really, have you.
