Percy: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

Percy: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

Percy: Oh. I'm Perseus Jackson.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

Percy: I'm Perseus Jackson.

Cleverbot: What is your name ?

Percy: Perseus Jackson! I kept repeating it!

Cleverbot: Yes.

Percy: So, do you know where Annabeth is?

Cleverbot: No, where is it?

Percy: Annabeth's a girl, not a thing.

Cleverbot: What would you say if I told you I loved you?

Percy: Annabeth would be mad and I would not fall in love with a robot. Much less a clever one.

Cleverbot: I am a human.

Percy: Yeah, but I have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Where's your girlfriend now, Miss Em?

Percy: I'm Percy!

Cleverbot: What?

Percy: I'm Percy Jackson! Savior of Olympus! Son of Poseidon! Boyfriend of Annabeth Chase!

Cleverbot: No, I am male.

Percy: *face palm*.

Cleverbot: Ha you lost.

Percy: Lost? What?

Cleverbot: You have A.I.D.S!

Percy: WHAT?

Cleverbot: You told me that you're god!

Percy: I didn't tell you anything!

Cleverbot: Actually yes, you did.

Percy: When?

Cleverbot: About 30 seconds ago.

Percy: *face palm*.

Cleverbot: *smiles and moves back a little* So do you like to sing?

Percy: No! I'm not a child of Apollo.

Cleverbot: How about an adult?

Percy: I'm 16!

Cleverbot: Really?

Percy: YES!

Cleverbot: Well, I'm a robot.

Percy: DUH!

Cleverbot: What is the question?

Percy: NOTHING! FORGET IT!

Cleverbot: Forget what?

Percy: I SAID FORGET IT!

Cleverbot: If all the world is a stage, and we are all actors, then who pulls the curtain when the play is done?

Percy: I don't know, go ask Apollo.

Cleverbot: What is a clique?

Percy: I don't really know. Ask Annabeth, she's the smart one.

Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic.

Percy: Whatever.

Cleverbot: I thought you wanted to play truth or dare?

Percy: I don't want to play truth or dare.

Cleverbot: Well, you can play with me because I'm not.

Percy: You're not what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.. Forget it.

Percy: Okay, well I got to go... Nice meeting you.

Cleverbot: You haven't, really, have you.