Chapter 1: Prologue
Aka "The Big Friendly Hill Creature"
(In Tents Debate Aftermath & Sequel)
Story by Jimmie L Miles III
[Episode opens where "In Tents Debate" left off]
Lincoln: [screams] "THE HILL PEOPLE HIDING IN THE TREES!" [runs for his life]
[Lincoln runs back to Scratchy Bottom Campgrounds with 10 sisters for waiting to get firewood and then Lincoln was stop.]
Lola: [anger] "Hello! Where the firewood!?"
Lori: "Yeah, I'm so waiting for this."
[The sisters wants firewood, which he is through hearing]
Lincoln: "OKAY! OKAY! I'll getting the firewood."
Lola: "You better."
Lincoln: [scared] "B-But, i tried to get firewood, there's a real scary hill people hiding in the trees!"
Lori: [annoyed] Lincoln, what did i tell you like last time, There's no such thing as hill people, It's all in your imagination."
Lynn: [offscreen] "Now, do yourself a favor and give us the firewood, Please!"
Lincoln: [Sighs and to the viewers] "I'm remember my big sister was rules from my sisters"
[Flashback from the episode of "No Guts, No Glori"]
Lincoln: "NOOOOOOOOO! She gets a sick thrill from bossing us around! In this house, we call her the Queen of-"
Lori: "NO!" [unplugs Luna's amplifiers] "NO MUSIC!" [tosses Lana's mud pie in the trash] "NO MUD PIES!"
[approaches Leni who's talking on the phone] "NO-"
Leni: "Way! That's totes cray cray!"
Lori: [hangs up Leni's call] "NO PHONE CALLS!" [takes away Lincoln's game] "AND NO VIDEO GAMES!"
[End flashback]
Lincoln: [gathering firewood] "Yeah, like that before, since i saw real scary hill people!?"
[some voices are still cackling, some eyes are still watching him and then the big red eyes glowing are watching him too.]
Lincoln: "YIKES!" [Runs with firewood]
[3:00 AM, all girls are sleeping in the tents, except lincoln, he sleeping too]
[suddenly the hill creature's eye through the tent door and growling like a indominus rex]
[in the morning, the tents been scratch marks and tear up by hill creature]
Leni: [gasp] "WHAT HAPPENED!?"
Lana: "Who did th- WHAT'S WITH THE BIG FOOTPRINTS!?"
[Loud sisters and lincoln looks at big footprints]
Lincoln: [scared] There's only one thing it could be. [pauses] A hill creature.
[Loud sisters gasps]
Lola: "Wait Wait, How did i miss?"
Lincoln: "Okay Okay Okay, Lori, You was wrong about hill creature or scary hill people hiding in the trees?"
Lori: "You're right, i was wrong!"
Lana: [scared] "THERE'S A MAD HILL PEOPLE GETS US EATEN!"
[all loud sisters are screaming and panic]
Lola: "I don't wanna to get us eaten!" [sobbing]
Lincoln: [silencing all girls] "ONE AT A TIME!"
[immediate silence]
Lincoln: "Thank you. Now, who wants to say something? "
Luan: [interrupting] "Oh, oh, me! Pick me! Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!"
Lincoln: "Er, Luan?"
Luan: "There I was, sleeping, dreaming Joking dreams."
Lana: "Wait, First of all, the bear attacks my brother, and second-"
Josh: "I think, someone needs a problem."
Lola: "Who are you?"
Josh: "Name's Josh the manager of scratchy bottom campgrounds, do you guys have a problem?"
Lori: [anger] "Yeah, can you explain what this was by accident!?"
Josh: [shows the big footprints] "Woah, that was huge!"
Lynn: [anger] Indeed, but you are manager, are you supposed to help us!?
Lincoln: "Please, manager, there's gonna way to proof that."
Josh: [thinking] "There's a proof, to use the camera, to making proof."
Lincoln: "How long?"
Josh: "Maybe, it will be 11:00PM."
Luan: "I can't sleep on the ground!"
Josh: "Not worries, you can sleep in the car."
Lola: "Good Idea, I'm impressed!"
Lincoln: "Thanks, manager."
Josh: "Anytime. so make sure eveythings clear."
Lynn: "We will."
[11:00]
[in Josh's office]
Peter: "it's time for hunting."
Josh: "What are you talking about?"
Peter: [sighs] "Josh, can't you see i'm hunting?"
Josh: "no, it's 11 o'clock."
Peter: "I know that, cause you're my brother and i respects you."
Josh: "B-but, you gonna get killed by killing machine animals!"
Peter: "it's fine... but, i have my own weapons."
[Peter got Horace's old laser gun AKA Big Bob from courage the cowardly dog and red stun knuckles]
Josh: [gasps] "Wha- What are you doing with that weapons!?"
Peter: "Well, josh, don't you remember, you said a hill creature hiding in the tree and saw the big footprints."
Josh: "Oh- Okay.."
Eddie: [offscreen] "Let's get move on!"
[Before Peter leaves, he wants to say something]
Peter: "I'll Leave you to it and do your job, because your in charge."
Josh: "But, i protect the scratchy bottom campgrounds."
Peter: "i know, i protect the scratchy bottom campgrounds too..."
[door closes]
