Disclaimer: …would it be great to own the g-boys… (Get Relena away… I'm glad Sunrise, Sotsu Agency, Hajime Yadate, and Yoshiyuki Tomino owns her…) and all those people own g-wing… NOT ME!! Kami, I'd be too happy if I did…
And now… the fanfic *sweatdrop* I know I know… the others are unfinished… CH!! Too lazy…
The Braid(-less/-ed) Wonder
or Brownie is Missing!!!ADM: *rotflmfao* "OK, back to the fanfic…"
The Braided Wonder wakes up one morning. (at 5 AM)
Duo: "Hm…" *goes back to sleep*
He knows that there isn't anything different. He then gets up 2 hours later. As usual, Duo gets over to the mirror, fix-up the braid.
Duo: "Hm…" *lazily runs his fingers through his bangs with the gel*
[ADM: "NOT Trowa's Zero-G® Hair Gel!!!]
Duo: "Damn lockpicks… !!!! Brownie? Brownie?!"
[ADM: *rotflmfao!!!* "OK… back to the fic…" ¬¬]
Braid(less) Boy runs around looking for 'Brownie.'
Duo: "Brownie!! BROWNIE!!" *he runs around the hangar, therefore, waking up the other pilots*
Wufei: "MAXWELL! KISAMA!! HOW DARE YOU WAKE ME UP IN THE MORNING WITH THAT ANNOYING ALARM CLOCK VOICE OF YOURS!!"
Duo: "I CAN'T FIND BROWNIE!!" *Duo dashes around not knowing that he just let out the secret nickname of his braid*
Wufei: "Brownie?"
Quatre: *just coming out of Trowa's room* "Duo… why did you have to bother us—er, me? *innocent, wearing a robe*
[ADM: "No, really?!"]
Duo: "Oh! Now I'm really sorry!" *nervous laugh* "1st, 2nd, 3rd base, home run, or grand slam?" *nervous laugh, still running, Braid- er, Brownie isn't flying*
Quatre: "Duo!
Ok… ok… it was a 3rd base…"Duo: "No Grand Slam, ne?
Quatre: *blush* "Uhm… what's wrong, Duo?"
Duo: "I CAN'T FIND BROWNIE!!"
Quatre: "Brownie?"
Trowa: "…Brownie…?" *desperately looking for that Zero-G® Hair-Gel, also wearing a robe…*
Heero: *walking down corridor*
Duo: *runs into Heero* "Gomen, Heero!" *runs off*
Heero: "Damn it, Duo!!'
Duo: *yelling back* "Hey! I can't find Brownie!"
Heero: "Brownie?"
Duo: *thinking* 'What happened to my Braid…? Hm… If I don't find it, I'll get Howard to fix the self-destruct button in Deathscythe… Brownie…'
Wufei suddenly comes around the corner, smirking.
[ADM: "!!!"]
Wufei: "Maxwell! Brownie?"
Duo: "Yes! I sai- I mean, NO!!"
Wufei: "Brownie equals… Braid?"
Duo: "Nuuuuuuuu!!!" *runs off*
Quatre: *still in pink robe* "Duo!! Shhh!!"
[ADM: "Did I not mention that before? Heheh…"]
Braid(less) Boy is running from his humiliation, when suddenly, someone grabs the collar of his tank top.
[ADM: "Think! The 4th episode! Duo's sleeping clothes?"]
Heero: "You have some explaining to do, Duo."
Duo: "Nani?! What the hell did I do?!"
Heero drags the Shinigami to the control room where the other pilots are.
Heero: 'The braid… where is it?' *thinking* "Brownie?"
Duo: *goes into that comical anime cry* "Hey! HEY! Nobody messes with the brai-!!" *sigh*
Moments later…
The control room door is kicked open. Heero drags a full-of-angst Duo through the doorway. Heero slams Duo into the couch.
[ADM: "Itai… though Duo must be used to that pain… WEEP!!"]
Quatre: *not in the pink robe* "Duo, what's Brownie?"
Duo: "! Hn! Quatre! For once! I don't want to talk about it!"
All (besides Duo): "GASP!!"
Wufei: "It's the baka's braid. That long thing is gone!"
Duo: "It's BROWNIE! I mean- BRAID!!" *red*
Heero: "You nicknamed you braid… Brownie?"
Wufei: *mocking Duo* " 'I may run and I may hide, but I never tell a lie…'"
Duo: "Uh… I'm running!!" *dashes out of the control room*
Heero tries to grab the Braid, but misses.
Heero: "Damn it! It's much more convenient to catch him with a Braid." *runs off*
Wufei follows. Quatre and Trowa stay in the control room.
Trowa: "…Brownie…" *manages a BIG laugh*
Quatre: "Holy shit!!"
Trowa: "Hey! Quatre, you just cussed! That's so amazing! I can't believe it!"
Quatre: " !_! Trowa, you are talking! A LOT I might add!" *doesn't notice that he's drinking down some of the booze that Duo had bought* "You're being like Duo!"
Trowa: " Oh, my kami! And you're drinking, too! Lemme' count!! Lemme' count!! 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8! 8 bottles! Plus the one that's in your hand! That makes 9 bottles! Wow!" *laugh*
[ADM: "Ah, shit!!" *rotflmfao!!* "I crack myself up!! Even more!!"]
Quatre: "This is fuckin' crazy!!" *realizes the other swear word, yells* "This is crazy! Duo! What the hell happened?!"
Over at the chase…
Wufei: "It is easier to catch Duo with his Braid."
Heero: "Wu-man, you just put Duo in a sentence without insults."
Wufei: "!!! WHAT?!"
Heero: "You heard what I said."
Wufei: "I can't believe this!! Nuuuuuu!!"
Heero: "And your natural instinct word did not come out."
Wufei: "What might that be?"
Heero: "See…?" *gasp* "Oi… I'm getting tired…"
Wufei: "Heero Yuy! What is the matter with you?!"
Heero stops to grab some air.
Heero: "Likewise…" *gasp* "Duo!" *gasp* "What the hell happened?!"
Wufei stops.
Wufei: "Duo Maxwell… no braid…?"
Meanwhile… the Shinigami manages to get away.
Duo: "I want my Braid!!! BROWNIE!!!"
Relena: "Duo, is there something wrong?" *trying to open Heero's room, fails*
Duo: "Leave, damn it. It's getting so jacked up here. Go." *gloomy*
Relena: "Why… ehm… how?" *gasp* "Your braid. Where is it?"
Duo: *pushes her away violently* "Go home, take a piss, go to bed."
[ADM: "I love that quote! Comes from YYH manga, Genkai says it… Kickass! Yoshihiro Togashi owns it!! Not me… ¬¬"]
Duo: "Leave, Peacecraft, LEAVE! Leave, before I kill you myself!"
Relena: "Well, then Duo!" *walks off, wonders what happened to the Braid*
Duo: "Ch… screw you. I WANT BROWNIE BACK!!!"
Relena sees Wufei and Heero at the end of the corridor.
Relena: "HEERO--!! Heero?"
Wufei: "Huh? Oh!" *winks, smiles, puts 2 thumbs up* "Approval, Relena!"
[ADM: "!!! OMS!!! (Oh, my Shinigami…)"]
Relena: "Huh?! Uhm… doumo, Wufei!"
Wufei: "Hm… welcome! …!!!" *runs away yelling*
Relena: "Heero? Are you OK? REALLY?"
Heero: "Back off, onna." *still grasping for air*
Relena: *thinking* 'Heero was never like this… Duo's never gloomy… Wufei approved of me… what happened to the other two…? Wait a minute…' *evil thought*
[ADM: "!_! She actually thinks!!"]
Relena: "Heero, you stay here!" *runs*
Heero: *thinking* 'Hell, no!'
[ADM: "He didn't say it out loud!!"]
The stalker goes to the control room. All 'it' finds is a pair of fighters.
Quatre: "Damn you, Trowa! Can't you just shut up?! Gaylord Focker!"
[ADM: "I just watched Meet The Parents, OK? So bare with me!!"]
Trowa: "Hey, Quatre! You're being a meanie!"
Relena: "Will you boys stop it?" *sweatdrop, the Power of PACIFISM*
[ADM: *shuddering*]
Both pilots: "Hell, no!"
Relena: "Nevermind!" *goes back to sinister plan* "Is that beer over there?"
Quatre: "Damn, right it is!"
Relena: *sweatdrop* "Any tequila?"
Quatre: "It's in the-!"
Trowa: "Bottom left cabinet! Over there!" *points*
Relena: "Arigatou!" *grabs the tequila and King Cobra® cans*
[ADM: "La Cervesa!!"]
Later… it's getting dark… late… Trowa and Quatre are still arguing.
Trowa: "Ewww!! I hate this stuff!" *careless throws a full, unopened bottle of Zero-G® Hair Gel out the window* "Quatre! I'm going back to my room! Go away and leave me alone!"
Quatre: "Of course I will, you jackass!"
Relena has gotten Heero drunk. They are in his room…
[ADM: coughs massively, chokes and shudders*]
Wufei is sleeping outside, not meditating. Duo is still weeping over his major loss. He grabs his cel phone.
Duo: "Hey… Howard? Can you fix my self-destruct button overnight?… REALLY?! SWEET! …uhm… no reason… Bye now!"
Shinigami then goes to rest. He hears yelling and covers his head with a pillow.
Duo: *muffled* "Fuck you, Relena."
[ADM: *coughs massively, chokes and shudders* "You know the drill…"]
It is now morning…
