Once upon a time, there was a beauuuutiful princess named Luke. He was the most beautiful princess around, alas his eyes were always sore. But people couldn't understand why, he was a very healthy boy and always said his prayers to the almighty Puzzle-lord before bed. One day Luke woke up to a toothache. "GOOD MORNING TOOTHACHE" Luke said, before realising the amount of pain that was in his mouth, and not in the good way. The toothache wasn't used to being treated so kindly, and decided to jump out of his mouth and onto his lap! "Good morning my dear boy!" Said the toothache, wearing a tall top-hat that looked vaguely familiar to Luke, but he couldn't quite put his eye on it. "That's strange" thought Luke, "Toothaches didn't wear tophats, the last time I checked". "We normally don't wear pants either" Added the toothache. Luke jumped at the small man reading his mind. "That's right Luke, I'm wearing pants."
Luke stood in a panic, his bed covers overlapping over the small toothache and he backed away from the bed. "You can't be a real toothache if you wear pants"!"
"Luke my dear boy" the toothache replied, lowering his hat over his eyes with a sigh. "you're not wearing any pants." Luke gasped at the realisation that he infact, was not wearing any pants! "OH NO. MY PEE-PEE" he replied. "I have no intrest in your pee-pee Luke" the small toothache said. But it was lying.
"Oh" replied Luke, "Why not?" "This is the 20th century setting Luke! We haven't invented that stuff yet" Luke pondered for a moment. "I see.." he started "but, the professa-" he stopped in his thoughts. THAT'S IT. The small toothache, it reminded him of the Professah. The toothache quickly caught onto this, and in a panic, threw a chair across the room. Luke, surprised by his strength, decided to show off his own strength, which was so MANRY, picked up a pencil sharpener, tossing it to the small Layton. "Oh nooooo~!" shouted the mini-Layton, "but I want the sex!"
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Luke picked up the mini layton, quickly hiding him up his nose. "Come in?" "Hello poppet" said a deep voice. OH NOOO. DON PAOLO WAS AT THE DOOR WEARING A SOMBRERO AND A COCONUT BRA. "a-ah! How are we going to do it?" Luke asked by "it" he meant the sex.
"YOU'RE GOING TO SEDUCE ME. WEARING NOTHING BUT THIS" he said, passing a box over. Luke fiddled with the lid of the box, and all of a sudden an armadillo outfit tumbled out onto the floor. ~~~~ to be continued!
Luke stood in a panic, his bed covers overlapping over the small toothache and he backed away from the bed. "You can't be a real toothache if you wear pants"!"
"Luke my dear boy" the toothache replied, lowering his hat over his eyes with a sigh. "you're not wearing any pants." Luke gasped at the realisation that he infact, was not wearing any pants! "OH NO. MY PEE-PEE" he replied. "I have no intrest in your pee-pee Luke" the small toothache said. But it was lying.
"Oh" replied Luke, "Why not?" "This is the 20th century setting Luke! We haven't invented that stuff yet" Luke pondered for a moment. "I see.." he started "but, the professa-" he stopped in his thoughts. THAT'S IT. The small toothache, it reminded him of the Professah. The toothache quickly caught onto this, and in a panic, threw a chair across the room. Luke, surprised by his strength, decided to show off his own strength, which was so MANRY, picked up a pencil sharpener, tossing it to the small Layton. "Oh nooooo~!" shouted the mini-Layton, "but I want the sex!"
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Luke picked up the mini layton, quickly hiding him up his nose. "Come in?" "Hello poppet" said a deep voice. OH NOOO. DON PAOLO WAS AT THE DOOR WEARING A SOMBRERO AND A COCONUT BRA. "a-ah! How are we going to do it?" Luke asked by "it" he meant the sex.
"YOU'RE GOING TO SEDUCE ME. WEARING NOTHING BUT THIS" he said, passing a box over. Luke fiddled with the lid of the box, and all of a sudden an armadillo outfit tumbled out onto the floor. ~~~~ to be continued!
