Teletubbie Doom!!!!!!!

Author's alert: This is veerrrryyyy weird, scary, and mental. So be prepared...

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.





It was a bright and sunny day at Teletubbie land. The four aliens were sitting happily together, figuring a way out to brainwash more young children to watch their show. They wanted to make them become their slaves. All of those little kiddies were too young and innocent to know how evil the teletubbies actually were. The four radioactive people rubbed their poisoned tummies and said, "Walalalalaland!" BOOM!!! They arrived at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardy. They skipped over the green grass, but every piece of grass died when they stepped on it. They sang a song that could make Lord Voldemort die of fright.

They made their way towards the castle, laughing and chuckling with their demon breath. Every footstep they took, the four aliens inched closer and closer to Hogwarts. The people at Hogwarts had no idea that they would be cursed with gsuch doom. "Look there!" The little red gay one said. They looked at a broken down building and happily skipped towards it. Little did they know that Lord Voldemort was in there.

Voldemort and his fellow death eaters were having a very important meeting on how to take over Hogwarts. But they were interrupted when a bunch of scary looking creatures entered the room. The death eaters looked at their powerful master, asking him for help with the look on their eyes. Voldemort himself looked terrified. He just saw four colorful monsters enter the room. Never in his whole career of studying the dark arts did he ever find something as dark as this. He wanted to kill them, for their daring of being even scarier than he was, but he couldn't reach his wand, for he was frozen to the spot. The Teletubbies look at their new "playmates" happily. "Let's play!" The green monster sang. Voldemort screamed as the green monster rubbed his tummy. The gray spot on his tummy lit up and showed a picture. Then, all of a sudden, the death eaters dropped dead on the ground. Now Voldemort was alone, helpless from the attack of these monsters. "Leave me alone!" Voldemort said, panic in his voice. Voldemort knew that he had taken more live forever potions than imaginable, but he wasn't sure if the potions would work with these evil, evil, demons.

The Teletubbies started to sing their evil songs. "Let's play together and live happily ever after!" The Teletubbies sang cheerfully. Voldemort could feel himself dying. He choked as he struggled to stay alive. The Teletubbies were angry that their new- found friend had not taken his "nap" yet. They huddled together and decided to take out their deadliest weapon. They knew that everyone that had faced this torture had "fallen asleep". The Teletubbies opened their tummies and all of a sudden, the radioactive gas started to pour out. The four demons laughed emotionlessly as they watched their new "friend go to bed". Voldemort, the most evil dark wizard for a century, fell to the ground, dead. The Teletubbies watched as their newfound friend went to "nap".